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Re: Providers who swallow call me "The Unexpectorated Hobbyist." (E)
Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 333 reads
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Hookers don't use big words. Now, what do they really call you?

Posted By: BigPapasan

TheUnexpectedHobbyist1667 reads

I would love to find a provider that is into hiking.  Are there any of you out there that truly love the outdoors?

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London Rayne699 reads

My idea of outdoors is sailing or laying on the beach, but you'd be surprised at how much I just loooooove hking with all those bugs for that envelope. Ooops, guess I did it again lol.

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Duplicitouslust420 reads

A captive to the currency,who's tru to tha game.
Ms. Rayne's my name and I have no shame.

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Durhamdrew492 reads

Camping sex is really something. No showers,shitters, and everything smells like smoke from the campfire. Man, I'm getting hard just thinking about it ;)

Posted By: London Rayne
My idea of outdoors is sailing or laying on the beach, but you'd be surprised at how much I just loooooove hking with all those bugs for that envelope. Ooops, guess I did it again lol.

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London Rayne259 reads

Unless camping is on a lake in October, NFW.

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SexyJewel675 reads

But if you expand more instead of just hiking as I'm not into that, But  I love horseback riding, water sports, camping, natural springs etc, you found a sexy fun lady of nature.

Related Link: http://www.MsJewel2.com

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London Rayne429 reads

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TheUnexpectedHobbyist468 reads

OKOK. Certainly the envelope is a motivator. Thanks!

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hammerhead896305 reads

Na, hate the sand getting on my privates and getting my bun burned lol.

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GaGambler255 reads

It's fucking great, just don't try it in heavy surf for the obvious reasons.

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madman274244 reads

Dude,

Money is the only motivator here.

It ain't our charming personalities and women who just enjoy our company. If you want to spend for multiple hours a woman will want to go hiking.

If you think you will find a hiking buddy and then have sex afterwards for the rate of just one hour, you will sorely be disappointed.

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perfectstorm453 reads

On an OP. Why should you be treated any different?

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perfectstorm274 reads

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BigPapasan347 reads

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followme299 reads

Groundhogs too.

http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=764091&boardID=12&page=1#76409

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Durhamdrew334 reads

Hookers don't use big words. Now, what do they really call you?

Posted By: BigPapasan

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Freya Fantasia311 reads

I don't really believe that I'm just trying to make a point.

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HidingBehindMyAlias400 reads

Matter of fact it was up in Maine at the end of the Apalachian trail.  As a way to finish the three month trek the right way, I had a provider meet me there for a BBBJ victory session.  Unfortunately all the days on the trail left my dick smelling like cheese and drawing the attention of a gang of gnats, and she balked at doing it.  So, I used the last of my stale canteen water to wash the stink off my cock so she would get down to business.  

LMAO, got damn I can't keep from cracking up at this bullshit story I'm telling.  

Seriously though, I would concentrate on the providers who have taken wilderness photo shoots for their webpages.  Matter of fact, I have seen a two girl engaged in a kiss in the wilderness pic on the Photo Only board.  Think of the initials T.V. and Z.Z. when searching for it.  Who knows, ask one of them and you may be surprised at the response.

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Durhamdrew318 reads

Funny, I got those initials right away. You may not get the type of  "outdoor" session you want as they both specialize in strap on play, but whatever floats yer boat...

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mrfisher372 reads

I leave the window open a crack.

8o)

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Freya Fantasia294 reads

About 5 houses away at the streets dead end there is a fence around a hill that the water tower is on.  We climb through a hole in the fence and it takes almost 90 minutes to walk the entire trail.  Half of it is uphill, some of it is rather steeply uphill.

Come join me any time if you think you can handle it!  Lol.

I'll try to add a photo later.

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Tylor324 reads

In your head its all sexy rolling around in a bed of lush grass, next to a sparkling pond in the middle of an enchanted forest...
Then there are pine needles sticking you in the butt, mosquitos trying to carry you away and a gator circling the stagnet water hole...  

Though fun can be had anywhere, you just need to be prepared

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HarryWotton341 reads

W and I set the towel down, got undressed and it took no time for the sand to be in places nobody would want.   Worse yet, in a span of 10 minutes we were also bit by bugs everywhere and I do mean everywhere.  It did provide a laugh for a few a days when we caught each other scratching places that should not have been exposed to the darned Florida  noseeums

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