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I Have This Talent
zguy8 2 Reviews 346 reads
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I have found that I can rotate my tongue in clockwise circles around a lady's clit while brushing my fingertips in counterclockwise circles around her nipples. Does that count as multitasking?

Also, in high school, got stopped for speeding while getting a blowjob. Talked my way out of that one. I'm sure the cop saw her sit up and saw my frantic efforts to get junior tucked safely away as he walked up to the car. Anyway, he had quite the smirk as he asked "what's the hurry".

I said "sorry officer ... it was hard to stick to the speed limit while my toes were curling".

Gave me a warning. Pretty cool cop!

But now ... sadly ... I'm afraid that trying to engage in a conversation - with anyone - while getting my dick sucked - would be way too much of a strain ... On both the big head and the little one.

orallyfixated1518 reads

I just read a review on the NY board where the guy describes how he had to take a phone call from his SO just as he was starting a session with a provider. (He was expecting the call, and the SO was expecting him to answer.)  
So he's talking on the phone while getting a blowjob from his escort, trying to speak coherently as he's having his dick sucked.  
I've had this experience a few times. It's a form of multitasking. The additional level of illicitness is exciting. The girl I'm with seems to enjoy it as well.  
Recently, I was in the middle of a long session of DATY,  the lady was getting close to cumming,  and a call came in from my SO.  I had to answer, as I knew she was expecting me to, but I continued eating out the pussy between the talking and the listening. At one point the SO asked me what I was eating. I said "a delicious piece of fruit."  And that was no lie.  
Any gents or ladies have similar stories to share?  

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Dick Morris, adviser to the Pres, let his ATF listen in on his phone calls with his SO Bill.  Birds of a feather, eh

When I do that shit, I find I do not enjoy either thing much. Prefer to focus, even lose myself, in one thing at a time.

I do the computer, TV, conversation multi-tasking crap all the time, but I do not think that is so great either. Best to focus on one thing. Though, hey, if the risk and difficulty of it excites you, go for it. Me, I do it to enjoy the company, caresses, and beauty, of delightful women, not because I enjoy cheating on someone in real time. Not judging, just saying. Different strokes for different folks.

zig

A couple of nights ago, I had one of the best encounters of my life, encompassing RL and P4P, I really wanted her to stay overnight but there were some logistical issues involving a driver to another city and the fact that I did not open my mouth early enough in the evening to let her know that I wanted her to stay.  Anyway, a few minutes after she left, she came back up to the room because the driver was late but by that time I was on the phone with my W.  I opened the door and I instinctively just hung up the phone on my W only to be horrified by the thought that it would tip her off.  Did she hear the knock on the door or her voice?   I definitely do not have the cool blood in my veins that would allow me to juggle communicating with my W while doing anything with someone else.

I have found that I can rotate my tongue in clockwise circles around a lady's clit while brushing my fingertips in counterclockwise circles around her nipples. Does that count as multitasking?

Also, in high school, got stopped for speeding while getting a blowjob. Talked my way out of that one. I'm sure the cop saw her sit up and saw my frantic efforts to get junior tucked safely away as he walked up to the car. Anyway, he had quite the smirk as he asked "what's the hurry".

I said "sorry officer ... it was hard to stick to the speed limit while my toes were curling".

Gave me a warning. Pretty cool cop!

But now ... sadly ... I'm afraid that trying to engage in a conversation - with anyone - while getting my dick sucked - would be way too much of a strain ... On both the big head and the little one.

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