lol yeah... I can't imagine what kind of person would be crestfallen at finding out an escort's bio (advertisement) was part fiction.

I do like honesty and integrity however.

Rare to find any of that here.

You don't post nonsense sucking up to a bunch of old men.  

You can see that so many here need to be PC for whatever their reasons.  

I understand why women create fake bio's.  However they really don't need to.  Who is coming to see them for their degree from Podunk U?  Or their excursion to Paris, TX?  

Some of my friends have told me some really funny stories when they ask the woman to expound on her financial background she claims to have  LOL     Or when a woman claims to have been to a specific destination, yet has no idea of any particulars there.  

As gambler suggested, instead of listening to more digging nonsense, just have her do what she was paid to do  

Dear Ms. Rayne:
No on would ever question the veracity of your curriculum vitae or the fact that you give an excellent BJ.  But have you ever had an encounter where someone asked you pointed questions regarding your career or certain courses you have completed?  If so, how did you respond and did they have any further questions afterwards?

Good for you gilfy, those years of experience really show.

actually the harvard of the south would be Vanderbilt

I think the qualifications for in-state are just proof of breathing.

They do have good football teams however.

Again you play the victim card.

Did you daydream as a child of what a great life this will be as a person sucking cocks for a living?

Looks like you don't need a passport to get to Alabama.

You are gorgeous

Our firm where I am an executive and highly paid is always looking for top talent.  You also appear very athletic.  Do you still play sports.

this discussion is causing lots of hits to your website.

That's all I was posting about.

I have read tens of thousands of resumes over my career.  I doubt I've not read every conceivable method of attracting my attention.

I will do a phone interview before meeting with any candidate.  I always expect the candidate can perform the task being offered, but I like to understand if the candidate has any integrity.

Same here.  I'd much rather peruse a site that is not filled with ridiculous hyperbole.  And God forbid I waste my time seeing a woman who thinks so highly of herself, yet the hype far exceeds the event.

And it's ad copy - some think that's what the clients want. I appreciate the bios that display a distinct personality.

... Had reached its quota on individuals who get off on slamming and insulting other people.  Guess not.  What a despicable Board this is turning into.  Will not change as long as people keep humoring the trolls.  Which ironically is what I just did.

I almost, ALMOST(this close!!) changed my tagline to "DC's #1 classy ass hooker"!

I don't personally feel the need to embellish my life, but most are not presenting themselves. They're presenting their version of the fantasy that they're bringing to the table. And maybe you don't, but most seem to eat it up!

I have met a few terrific ladies who attended Ivy League schools, as well as other great to very good ones like Oxford, American University, U of Chicago, U of Michigan, U of Illinois, North Carolina, Virginia, Stanford.  I have also seen quite a bit of proof related to their world travel... and a few times I was there with a couple of them.  And, frankly, there was even one woman I knew well about 15 years ago (and who happened to attend one of the schools I mentioned) whose family is one the richest in the world.  She is married with child now, but she did it for the excitement and so she did not need an allowance while she was in grad school... and perhaps to get back at daddy a bit, at least IMHO.

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There must be some service who writes these bio's for them.

I don't think I've met more than one or two women who I would consider to be intelligent enough to have been able to write such prose.

And I'm not trying to be an insulting asshole here. This just seems to me a pure and simple fact. If you are a woman who wrote your own I apologize. Let's get together and fuck. I'll go down and stay forever because I love intelligent women. As the the Bible says, "My tongue is the pen of a ready writer".

If you don't talk yourself up, then obviously you are a stupid hooker/dumb ho/insert other malicious name here. If you do actually speak of yourself in complementary terms then you're an arrogant bitch. It's a no win situation, from my point of view.  

I cannot speak for other ladies but why lie about what I write in my bio? I have gentleman who book me simply for the fact that I do have obtained a master's degree or that I can speak a language besides English (no euphemism there). If someone chooses not to believe me, that's fine, it's his own prerogative. I guess I do not understand why some gentleman cannot wrap their brains around the fact that there are some very successful ladies both in this arena and outside of it.

Do you regret it?  Why didn't you listen to Longstreet? Were you ill that day? Had things turned out differently, would you have served as President of the CSA? Is Gen. Pickett still mad at you?
Now that you're back, the world wants to know.
Save your Dixie Cups! The South will rise again!

Did my whole rant just get deleted?!

Hot dang...I just explained a lot of great stuff. Got you all a special link, came back and whammo... My sagaastic explanation was gone. Oh well... Here's the link either way. Xoxo DEVIN.

The Bios...
I was laughing cause, it really doesn't matter. Or does it?  
Men are here for a good time. They go straight  to the pictures, then the rates. I'm sure.  
   
How we treat people is what really matters. Or Perhaps what they read in our reviews... Good or bad. If A man likes what he sees. Then its up to him to make the next move.  

I know that the way we come across, is important to the men we seek to attract.  
 
Personally, for me the "bio."  is a way to introduce yourself.  Not for a job application.  Unless, your trying to attracted men that enjoy reading this?  

In the end. Money pays bills, but what matters is who and how you treat others. Everyone is different in what we seek, do and enjoy. Or where we have been.  That's what makes/builds our character.  
A job doesn't defines us.  However,  it does say something us.
I for example,  take care of elderly people in the Mornings. While at night,  I like to feel like a woman when I get dressed to go on my dates.
"My bio?" Who cares... Life is to short to worry.

 
oxo
Vivianna  
Besos

well I gave up escorting to date some high profile biker ages ago.  

then attended school, my story is opposite. I ealized it wasnt happenin i was not into 40 hours a week for a few hundred which is what beginning hair dressers make.  

 
So i left that career and that life, the living in a ginormous mansion with a very rich millionaire, god he owned like seventy houses and 60 businesses.  

the mansion was huge. He was a body builder with full sleeves and a striking face and good personality,

 
but I left and decided to return to my escorting, It was my decision, i couldve went down that road with him and done hair dressing and had babies with him, which we were gonna do all that too.

 
My story is the opposite I left the opputunity of that normaL LIFE TO RETURN TO THIS JOB.  

 
         I have no regrets and have everything i want out of life for the present so i have no regrets.

The other life, the normal job the husband the house I can have that anytime i wish i am cute AND I make guys laugh and guive a mean bj. I could land all that for myself and dis apear from this world in a second if i so felt inclined and at any time i wished.

                                Thats not something i desire i desire to work as little as possible i plan on truckin in town 2,                         8 hour shifts per week.  come mid july when i return to work.

 
will charge my normal 300 an hour with no half hours. and hell even if the 2 days are slow say 2 appts each shift. Thats still 1,200 in 4 hours of my energy and time i used. And that the lowest possible ideally I d take home 875 per shift or so most my guys tip and again if it gets too busy I ALWAYS jack my rates up asap. And who knows that could happen too and i gotta charge 400 an hour because theres just TOO MANY calls. Or all the clients are suggesting i raise my rates.  

 
I am very excited about my job as an escort and the money i make the guys I meet, I wouldnt hang up the g string just yet! I can see how a lady that went to school for 7 years for law would just say hey lets go fuck a few guys and make an extra grand or 2 each week in like a few hours.

I am sure many scholarly book smarts women do turn a few tricks on side as well. I wouldnt assume that they are lying in the profile. Scholarly book smart women , they just may enjoy the thrilll and the easy money as much as the next gal.  

 
I mean it is nice to not have to live in squalor or go with out. And alot of women go through life living that way,  
I cant say that your correct that those ladies are lying because the ones in school for finance and law and medical careers. They proberly have lived on ramen noodles and really any one myself included, that paid there own ways through school and worked full time while attending school.

 
It is like your going to a second part time job that your NOT getting paid for and that you need to be constantly spending to be there.

i bet alot those ladies truly are medical students and law students, totally, They if any one proberly are the pushed to thier limits tired broke and definitly i can see them , more so than any one else needing that extra money weekly to get through.

it would make perfect sense that alot ladies workin towards thier other careers are escorting. I feel sorry for guys that they dont have it as an option actually.  

 
a master stylist is makin roughly a grand or so a week andthats after 40 hours of getting hair all over you and bein on your feet and dealing with WOMEN AND THIER HAIR which trust me it gets ugly. when it comes to women and thier hair it isnt like a cake walk that job.