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dakine18 290 reads
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Main19841286 reads

I just read a review by a guy who complained about the provider's implants. Her profile says she's DD and she has implants.

I understand the guys who like all natural. But if you don't like implants why see a provider whose profile shows she has them and then bitch about it?

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Debra_Hollander382 reads

or even reads the lady's reviews AT ALL.  They simply look at the lady's ad/site, scan the pictures, and decide from there.

I have implants.   That is mentioned in my profile.    

Yet I frequently meet gentlemen who, while fondling my breasts, remark how beautiful they are and then ask if they're really real.  Being the smartass I am, I often first reply, "Well, they're not a figment of your imagination." but then always go on to elaborate that they are enhanced.    For most men, it doesn't matter at all, at that point.

 
However, I have learned that some people really dislike the IDEA of implants, so even though he was just having a great time playing with them, he will suddenly be turned off by that knowledge and much less "into" me.

The question I always ponder is this: If you cannot tell by looking or feeling, why on earth does it matter?  Just pure curiosity?   Because you really ONLY want to be with a woman who is all natural and thus you want to make sure she is?

That last point doesn't really ring true, because I've never once had someone walk out after learning that my breasts are not factory-original.  However, they usually don't repeat.   Nor would I want them to, because I want to know that the person I'm pleasuring is turned on by me, just as I am.

 
I used to mention that I have implants in my ad text and on my website but I got too many clients for whom my breasts were not "fake enough".   I would think my photos would be enough to show that mine are not what they're looking for, but apparently not.  

But now that I think on it, I really should put that in the FAQs, at the very least

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lordchesterfield251 reads

the next time a guy asks if your tits are 'real' or enhanced, as him, "Is your hard-on real or Viagra enhanced?"

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JamesDeenXXX272 reads

I actually kind of like enhanced over natural. Don't ask me why, I just do.

At the end of the day, big is big to me :D

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JohnyComeAlready314 reads

Than read reviews and complain about what the guy has written?

Your kind, completely sucks all the fun out if this activity.

Posted By: Main1984
I just read a review by a guy who complained about the provider's implants. Her profile says she's DD and she has implants.  
   
 I understand the guys who like all natural. But if you don't like implants why see a provider whose profile shows she has them and then bitch about it?

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Main1984339 reads

I've been a longtime lurker on the forums, and I've come to recognize you as one of the candidates for SPOAT and other dubious awards. Now I see why.  

By the by, I believe the expression would be "sucks all the fun OUT of this activity" and not "sucks all the fun out IF this activity". Also, there should have been no comma after the words "your kind". Take some remedial writing classes, asshole.

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dakine18216 reads

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JohnyComeAlready263 reads

This post does not help your cause.

 
I will reiterate my opinion that it is pathetic to read reviews and find fault with what the reviewer has written.

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Main1984331 reads

If a reviewer books with a provider who has implants, and then complains about her having implants, that reviewer is an idiot. If that reviewer posts on this forum, you've got competition, pal.

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JohnyComeAlready226 reads

You are the one bothered by it.

Posted By: Main1984
If a reviewer books with a provider who has implants, and then complains about her having implants, that reviewer is an idiot. If that reviewer posts on this forum, you've got competition, pal.

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dakine18291 reads

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JohnyComeAlready228 reads

The OP is the true idiot, because the OP was not there and the event should have no bearing on his life/livelihood what so ever. The OP is a random spectator of the affairs between two other consenting adults.

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quadseasonal257 reads

1.  Without the ability to complain incessantly, an insecure person has  little substance in their life.  

2.  Most  guys will not read between the lines when faced with a photo of a Naked  woman  
      and text.

3.  Men are not  known for an innate ability of comprehension.  

4. Some guys will never take the time to learn what they weren't taught in school.  

http://www.understandmore.com/WhyPeopleHaveProblems.htm

 

Posted By: Main1984
I just read a review by a guy who complained about the provider's implants. Her profile says she's DD and she has implants.  
   
 I understand the guys who like all natural. But if you don't like implants why see a provider whose profile shows she has them and then bitch about it?
Related Link: http://www.understandmore.com/WhyPeopleHaveProblems.htm

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TheGeneralLee276 reads

You're still working on a GED...aren't you

I love your argument with the other tools on the P&R board.  It's hysterical to watch a bunch of inbreds argue that their inbred is better than the other inbreds.

You remind of DeNiro in Taxi

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quadseasonal299 reads

My acting abilities have never been compared to De Niro  

IMO De Niro did a great job playing Travis Bickle.  
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e9CkhBb18E
   
  I wouldn't need a GED to compete with the likes of a general like you.
   Good thing for the U.S.A. you and your kind lost big time.  
 
  You are correct with  your self assessment, it's better for you to  watch in silence.
 No sense for second place guys like you, joining  battles you could never win.    

       Your time is better spent shining your loser trophies. :-D
     

Posted By: TheGeneralLee
You're still working on a GED...aren't you  
   
 I love your argument with the other tools on the P&R board.  It's hysterical to watch a bunch of inbreds argue that their inbred is better than the other inbreds.  
   
 You remind of DeNiro in Taxi
Related Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e9CkhBb18E

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TheGeneralLee292 reads

Nice of you to denigrate the South.  Thanks for showing that aside from being a pathological stalker on these boards, you also are a racist and bigot.  

Go back to your stomping grounds with the other mental midgets.

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quadseasonal229 reads

Especially Southern women !!!    :-D
 
  It's  weak men from anywhere, frolicking like sissy fraternity boys, I don't associate with.

   Unlike you, I've never felt the  need to join a  little big man club.  :-D
   
  Not too bright on your part,  to dish it out, and  wet your diaper,
  when reciprocation is thrown in your direction.  
   
  Nothing I wouldn't expect from a sore loser.  
     
  One thing for sure, you aren't hiding in the attic, I can't say that for your relatives.

 
   
   

Posted By: TheGeneralLee
Nice of you to denigrate the South.  Thanks for showing that aside from being a pathological stalker on these boards, you also are a racist and bigot.    
   
 Go back to your stomping grounds with the other mental midgets.

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TSmelina230 reads

Why are you battling with some of these neanderthals?

You can come over and suck my 8" cock...and I'll even squirt for you again.  You know you love swallowing my love juices.

When will you write my review.  It's hard to live on the income only from you.  I need to find another SD.

But you'll always be my # 1 cumguzzler.

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Blowing Chunks269 reads

You've learned to control your rumbling.  
 
Good to know we are safe from earth quakes, for now. rofl

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perfectstorm292 reads

If he is complaining about her particular implants.  

If he doesn't like implants at all, and he sees a lady with implants and bitches about it, then he is an idiot. On the other hand if he likes implants or doesn't mind well done ones, and hers are not well done, then he has justification to bitch and that info should be in reviews.

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Main1984276 reads

He says, "I am not a huge fake boob guy. They look nice, but again huge fake boobs isn't my cup of tea. Other than the fake boobs, her body is nice."  "The only down side were the fake breast. I just didn't like the way they felt while I was grabbing them."

Her profile shows DD boobs, and says implants. (BTW, her fake boobs feel and look very real)

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Jstgttnstrtd257 reads

They were just opinions.
Such opinions can help out other guys - especially other guys who generally prefer natural breasts too but are considering seeing that lady anyway.  I'm in this category, as I have a strong preference for natural myself, but have seen ladies with well done fakes - and have commented on this in my reviews

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