Usually when Aunt Flo leaves I'm sure she's gone for good then she comes back after a day or two. No spotting or discharge. Then tah-dah! You go to pee and it's an Egyptian plague and not the boils or frogs or locusts.  

And other times you can just be no where near having a period and the session can get a little wild or someone's tool could be a little too useful and you end up bleeding all over your client.  

I guess it's a risk everyone takes dude

She could have done everything right to prepare but some vigorous fucking dislodged a few remnants that remained.  Calling her "unprofessional" over that and assuming she knew she was still spotting is being a dick.

Neither are people. Relax and go with the flow, no pun intended.

p.s. you don't have to pay for the hotel sheets.

I had a really fun experience with aunt flo.

These were not just spots, it was the full blown visit on everything on the bed, including my favorite pajamas which I obviously had to throw in the garbage can.   Of course, we tried to clean up which only meant that we also got it all over the white towels.    It was a really small boutique hotel and when we went to check out later that morning, I told the clerk that I needed to know how much to pay for the linens and he sent a person from housekeeping to look.  Next thing I know, the guy from housekeeping brings everything down to the front desk, the whole bloody mess on display.   So, here I am standing with the lady, the clerk, the housekeeping guy and two bellhops looking on, praying to God that other guests don't walk by.   The funny thing is that they did not charge me for anything and the lady and I laughed our asses off at a coffee house a few doors down after the incident.

BTW, when it happened, the lady was really embarrassed, but really, I did not care.  I had a wonderful time with her and she was an absolute delight to be with.   Of course, I am not sure that I would want to repeat the full experience, those 10 minutes standing at the front desk were a mixture of bemusement and shame, but let's face it, we are all humans, shit happens.

....I got MY period the day before. Normally I would have cancelled so as not to put the her in an awkward position. But since she was in town for only a few days, when I met up with her I told her that under the circumstances, we could just mess around a little instead....at full price, of course. Not only was she not spooked, but iinsisted that we play as normal. What a trooper! Now THAT'S customer service

only see post-menopausal women or those who have had the menses surgically removed (as Melissa stated).  

Seriously, though...

A woman's cycle is not nearly as predictable as you imply or might wish for. Cycles can range from 21-45 days (for 95% of women age 18 to 40). Flow can be heavy or light and vary from 3 to 7 days in length from cycle to cycle for most women. Flow and length cannot be predicted with great accuracy repeatedly. Cycle length and menses factors are variable with stress, hormonal influences and fluctuations (including contraceptive use) and medications, to name just a few factors. Unpredictable spotting is a known side effect of many contraceptive methods in particular. There is not a damn thing a woman can do about these things.  

I've heard it said that women are unpredictable. I'm not so sure about that, but I'm damn sure that Aunt Flo certainly is somewhat unpredictable!!

There is no sense in blaming a woman for what she cannot control. enjoy yourself, and realize that with experience and variety you will gain, well, experience and variety. Perhaps some wisdom as well.  

On the brighter side, I've heard many women say that they get very horny during their periods!!  ;

She arrives.  Steps into the washroom and comes out telling me we have a problem.  She has started early and is completely unprepared.  She talks about being embarrassed.  I keep telling her that it was no big deal.  Then we took a walk together so I could show her where to buy some Tampax.  

Session then unfolded as planned, but better than ever.  This little moment of panic actually strengthen our bond just a bit, I think because I was fully fine, and did everything I could to treat her the same way I would have treated a friend in the same circumstance.  This lady is already one of my favs and I find myself enjoying our time together more with every session.  This little war story has me looking forward to next time even more.  We are all just human after all

I mean, lets be honest here.  Me, myself? I can't afford to take an entire week off with no appointments. to those of you who can, good on you! But most ladies have the period issue solved and down to a science.  

And seriously? Squicked out by period blood? concerned about sheets that aren't yours?  It's like you're a 12 year-old boy trapped inside a neurotic man.  It's not a good look on anyone, and I'm hoping that you didn't make her feel uncomfortable about it.  

Periods aren't gross or icky.  they're just a part of being a person with a uterus and ovaries that are still popping out eggs.

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heres a virtual high five to you!

you came here with what was a taboo topic to you. something you were a little offended by.. you got many replies that came from people who at one point may have felt the same as you, and now you see a different picture.

its awesome when this happens and this happened so quick.  

we are all grossed out by certain things, we are human. its similar to having guys in a circle and a girl interrupts and says, "who likes fingers in their butt?" it only takes one to say yes before you are all talking about your favorite prostate exam.

nothing else needs to be said here. we were all born from a period, or rather lack of. its just part of mother nature.  
xo

It will cover all areas that may still have something hiding from Aunt Flo and since removing them is close to childbirth, LOL, you can excuse yourself and go into the bathroom and he won't see the spotting that happened from when he pounded your cervix. Been using FC's since 2012, and yes, spotting happens, part of being a woman.  

To the OP, if you can't take the unpredictable nature of the vagina, you can always opt to fuck her in the ass. At least there you know, shit happens. LOL!  

Sorry, had that bad funny in my mind all day. HA!

I take a couple days off when Flo comes to town.  I get really irritable and crampy and dont feel sexy at all.  I did once have Flo show up on a vacation with a guy once and used the sponge thing before sex.  That avoided any bloodshed and he knew about it so we just skipped certain activities.

I have no problem at all and most of the providers I have seen lately enjoy and have really good intense orgasm's.

with a provider...I was a nervous wreck....put 400 donation on the counter and 1 minute later I find out it's bloody Tuesday. Didn't stop me from going in. Lasted a mere 25 seconds haha

Haven't earned my red wings though.....yet

just switch to female condoms if it really bothers you...

Female condoms are like "pussy liners" when used properly.  They stay relatively stationary in the lady, you add lots of lube to your cock and the inside of the condom, and slide in and out of the condom.  Not only does it feel more like barebacking if it's properly lubricated, inserted correctly without twisting, and warmed up to your body temperatures, but if there is any spotting, it stays completely inside the lady the entire time, on the outside of the FC2 (female condom) and away from you, your cock, and the sheets.  When you pull out, the condom should stay inside of her.  If the FC2 sticks to your cock when you pull outwards, you are not using enough lube which is a problem in and of itself (less pleasurable for for parties with FC2's and more likely to make it feel like a plastic bag as you may have heard some guys complain about).  Only when the lady removes the condom from herself when you are done would you notice any spotting that may have occurred.

I love FC2's for hard/long fucking.  Not only do they feel better to me for a longer period of time, but IF any bloody remnants/spots are dislodged by the sex (rare but unpredictable sometimes), they stay tucked away until after we are done.  I'm pretty sure even someone who would be annoyed about the presence of spotting would care much less about it if they didn't encounter it until after things were over.