Many years ago when I was young, my manager told me to report for a drug test.
   I reckon  he could smell some  skunk on me, I could see it in his eyes, his nose, clenched jaw, and dandruff on his jacket, he was a Coke head.
   I told him sure I will, and I'm telling Boss Hog I know you are on Hard drugs.   You will also be  taking a drug test .
   Never heard another word about drug test from that fool.  
 
         I like your taste in women Senator.  
    She's not beautiful in the pure sense, but she's got the undeniable ready to be good look.  

Posted By: Senator.Blutarsky

...my employer does conduct random drug screens and I was one of the lucky ones chosen. Good thing I don't partake in any recreational drugs. The only drug I need is the love of a good woman... Or is it a bad woman? Oh well, either will do.

..or did you get Joe Christmas some other way.