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I wonder what some of you guys would be like if you were a female and a provider, but kept the same personality you express on TER. Sounds like some of you would be amazing and others a dud. Any thoughts on how you'd be or how another poster would be in this sort of "career"?

Be interesting if us gals were men, became hobbyists, but kept our board persona during our meetings with the lovely ladies. What do you picture yourself and other lady posters acting out a meeting?

Yes, I opened that can of worms and even asked how you'd see other posters on here in this situation :D It is all in fun.

I for one think Manwhore would be out of this world and at a minimum, keep the "guys" laughing. He'd probably get 10's for experience just on the personality alone. (Yes I will pick on Gambler first because he'll have something smart ass to say in response lol). Hell, a drunk pussy still works fine, whereas a whiskey dick can't live up to the hype in most cases lol.

Myself, as a male hobbyist... I'd probably weed out the fakes real quick and be overly nice to the ones who are fun to be with and don't bug me for our next visit. I'd probably wind up with a few BL listings for my mouth. The gals who love their job would appreciate me however. I'd only be happy if I felt the gal really enjoy our time together and she'd have to have some intelligence. I'd probably be the one who wants to meet at my convenience, as I am like that in RW issues and don't like to wait for things. I wouldn't say mean things to the girls and would give a lot of thought before I posted a bad review  if it was a good gal that I just didn't click with. I'd be a dummy and give far too many 9's and 10's if I felt she deserved it.

ROGM677 reads

I'd probably make alot of money since I'm Asian. From the reviews I've been reading alot of guys love Asian Women.

GaGambler488 reads

I've been reading that a lot of people with a death wish love to get that particular service from hookers of any ethnic backround. Or in your case, simply as cheaply as possible.

Come on, fess up and tell us you are really Udo's "Asian brother from another mother" as if either of you know who your mother is in the first place.

VOO-doo571 reads

Girls who are smart and funny, and not afraid to tell it like it really is. Girls who sound like they'd be fun to hang out with.

I'd probably ask for shorter dates than what's normal for me to do as a provider. 2-3 hours max. Strangely, I actually agree w/dudes who say that they wouldn't pay to eat with a provider...but for a different reason. I'm more introverted, and actually enjoy spending time alone. I don't necessarily want a social companion when eating. I'd also assume that the provider wants to go home, or get ready for her next client...or, maybe SHE wants to eat alone. Whatever, once time is up, she's free to go.  

I can't see myself expecting or wanting a fantasy. I don't want to pretend someone is my bf or gf for a few hours. I'd hope that they are not repulsed by me, but I also don't want the orgasm from 'When Harry Met Sally.' Just a service, and hopefully a pleasant one.  

Something I might do, that I HATE when clients do, is ask for last-minute or same-day appointments. I do get that 'things come up' in more ways than one, lol. I'm sure it's different when you're on the 'other side'.

 


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ValuedCustomer367 reads

I pride myself on being mentally flexible.  But this is just way too much.  After thinking about it for a bit - I think I would join a convent....  

I guess it's like any other job.... just pays a lot better than say, cleaning out grease traps... I really wouldn't make a good hooker.  Among other things  - it would be a pay cut.  I could see running an agency though....

I do appreciate posts that make you think - and thinking about it did give me a new appreciation for what y'all do

You've certainly posted a number of interesting and thought provoking topics in the short amount of time I've been on this site.  This is probably the most interesting to date.  

To be honest, if I used the feedback I've gotten from the ladies I've spent time with I think I would be just fine.  However, being as selective as I am, I would probably turn away about 98% of those who contacted me

I enjoy using my mind, am an analyzer, and enjoy being different. Of all the things I would hate to lose, my mind is tops! See, now there is another thread topic lol.

Sometimes I like to make people think and consider things outside their own experiences or life. You learn a lot about yourself and hopefully have respect for both sides of the hobby. No reason for anyone to be on their high horse. This topic could make some of us better at hobbying. I, for one, could be a little more understanding on how nervous or unsure/clueless a guy can be when contacting us the first time vs getting annoyed.  

Plus I have been on here far too long and it gets to be boring with the same old, same old. Some topics are almost weekly with no variation in content. So rather than complain, I start threads.  

Thanks for the compliment. I've never been accused of being a dummy.

Posted By: AHappyCamper
You've certainly posted a number of interesting and thought provoking topics in the short amount of time I've been on this site.  This is probably the most interesting to date.  
   
 To be honest, if I used the feedback I've gotten from the ladies I've spent time with I think I would be just fine.  However, being as selective as I am, I would probably turn away about 98% of those who contacted me.    
   
 

As for your male "hobbyist," I think you just described me.

if you were a provider like me bwahaha. I kid, I kid. I'm a pretty decent and nice but I have no problem refusing to see guys who annoy me, are rude, can't hold a conversation, or pop up red flags.

How did I know somehow you were my male hobbyist equivalent of how I would be? Let's be honest, I already knew there was something wrong with me when I get your smart ass posts and laugh too much.

Main1984302 reads

I'd never have sex with someone like me, and I"m me!

I think I would probably be the BP troller hobbyist... Looking for the freshest fresh meat! LOL!  
I would be the Captain Save-A-Ho type... I would find my fav for the moment and if she was a young independent, I would give her business advice. In our OTC time, I would totally spoil her with dinners to Ruby Tuesday and Red Lobster and buy her cheap lingerie and perfumes to make her feel "special". Terrible I know! I wouldn't need the companionship aspect, but would get off on her "needing" me for the little material shit. I would like my sex freaky too, probably push some limits and take extras without compensating, she is so hot for me isn't she? LOL, but nothing uncovered or unsafe. LOL! I would be bad...  

Oh, and I would never go broke hobbying! I would be so selfish and a player... And would definitely have a relationship for me waiting at home. I would entertain myself with the ladies and leave it at that. I don't think I would have much else going on otherwise.  

Great topic BTW. :D

Definitely an opposite of the guys I see in the hobby,  more of like how my civvie friends brag about their relationships with certain guys and being "spoiled".

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I'd probably be so busy trying to figure her out before I'd book, that she'd cut off contact. More of a comfort level thing for me and a little of the analyzing. Then I'd go on TER and ask for advice on why the gals won't see me lol. I would get laughed at and eventually get my head out of my butt and take the plunge. Eventually I'd learn to relax and go with the flow, stop thinking so much. I'd try to get OTC time too but do other things to make it worth it to her, got to feed the ego of feeling like she truly wants to spend time with me. I would only hobby if I didn't have a SO. I don't stay with people if I am not 100% getting what I deserve/want. Pretty straight forward on that. I am sure some gals would take advantage of me once I got comfortable with them.  

Not really sure if I'd make a good sucker for hobbying or if I'd be hated. Huh. Maybe a little of both.

Don't get me wrong, as a provider, I do enjoy fucking girls in the hobby. I just ask them to do doubles with me. LOL! Best of both worlds and I am getting the girl for free (essentially).  

Now could I be a female hobbyist? Hmmm. Have to get back to you on that one. Definitely could hire and review if in a couple type deal, we could "shop" and play with the girls together. Now for myself, as myself, I'd book extended dates and weekends and for the real deals and natural beauties, not the mainstream girls with the great reviews and exhorbant pricing. I would want a more authentic "experience" and I probably wouldn't review. I like the fantasy too much!

That was my question in the OP. I understand there are male providers and female hobbyists. Hell, I have even thought of doing some hobbying on the side lol. I just thought it would be more interesting to ask like I did and be less complicated. I would be much nicer as a female hobbyist than a male hobbyist, if that makes any sense... but I chose to write (and joke on some of it) as a male hobbyist and assume all gals would be potentials (vs some providers only being straight or pretend bisexuals. I said some, not all)

So for you, how do you feel you would be as a female provider? (or if you really want, a male provider).

None of that "male provider" stuff for me. I am all girl and I would like to keep it that way ;)

I have had providers ask me if I would ever consider becoming an escort, and the simple answer is I would, but only if my client base was all female. Honestly...to consider seeing male clients, even in a playful role reversal, is unthinkable to me.

Really cute, sexy, totally bi and loves to go with her boyfriend to fuck hookers.  My kind of woman.  Loves to get fucked by a big dick while eating pussy.

She is very open minded and sexually very adventurous . She too is bi. She is a total pervert and proud of it. She is also a proud whore. She is also a loving wife who fucks providers with her deadbeat husband. She is my kind of woman. Glad I married her.

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I don't want to name her handle on this board.  I hope to see her soon, perhaps in a month or so.

ROGM356 reads

From what I've read, most Male Providers see Male Clients. I highly doubt any Woman would pay a Guy to have sex with her. (a.k.a the movie "Midnight Cowboy)

Sure there are far fewer female hobbyists out there but they do exist. Salt Lake for instance I know has three straight male providers. Vegas has a great many more, I know as I had a few flown in for my wife's pleasure. Yes there likely is more work for gay male escorts but a hot male straight escort that knows how to push a lady feel special can make a living doing sex work. I know a few.

Http://Www.conciergedumonde.com

Posted By: ROGM
From what I've read, most Male Providers see Male Clients. I highly doubt any Woman would pay a Guy to have sex with her. (a.k.a the movie "Midnight Cowboy)

Even if I had a vagina. Had it been an option I likely would have done it. I can find something sexy about most women and I do try to please. If I was an attractive woman I am open minded and professional, so I would be a good one. As is I am far to ugly. Ugly people even if female have a rough time making a living selling sex. As a male I would starve as I couldn't give it away.

VOO-doo377 reads

I'd pick an older woman, 35+. It wouldn't matter if she had 'another life outside of this' or not, so long as she seemed smart and interesting. And skilled.

I'd pick a mid-volume provider, touring or local, who has several pages of reviews and a VERY established online presence. I'd want to see blog posts, twitter, etc. The diamond in the rough has no allure for me.

I would NEVER EVER ask for an overnight. I'd even take Jack Dunphy's advice (barf), and switch it up with an evening date plus a morning wake-up call. That is infinitely preferable to spending even ONE night in bed next to a snoring stranger, no matter how nice and pretty she is.  

I'd go mid-price. Mega-high rates would seem highfalutin' to me, or maybe intimidating is the right word. I don't want my partner to be perfect and 'upscale', I want her to be fun. Maybe a little more than average.  

I wouldn't care if she was all-natural or not, so long as I found her hot. However, I'd gravitate toward ladies who seem more down-to-earth and not superficial.  

Honestly, I'd flunk my own criteria in several important areas :-D

Posted By: VOO-doo
I'd pick an older woman, 35+. It wouldn't matter if she had 'another life outside of this' or not, so long as she seemed smart and interesting. And skilled.  
   
 I'd pick a mid-volume provider, touring or local, who has several pages of reviews and a VERY established online presence. I'd want to see blog posts, twitter, etc. The diamond in the rough has no allure for me.  
   
 I would NEVER EVER ask for an overnight. I'd even take Jack Dunphy's advice (barf), and switch it up with an evening date plus a morning wake-up call. That is infinitely preferable to spending even ONE night in bed next to a snoring stranger, no matter how nice and pretty she is.  
   
 I'd go mid-price. Mega-high rates would seem highfalutin' to me, or maybe intimidating is the right word. I don't want my partner to be perfect and 'upscale', I want her to be fun. Maybe a little more than average.  
   
 I wouldn't care if she was all-natural or not, so long as I found her hot. However, I'd gravitate toward ladies who seem more down-to-earth and not superficial.  
   
 Honestly, I'd flunk my own criteria in several important areas :-D

When he called asking  why I didn't show, I'd tell him, "Look in the mirror and Fuck yourself"

   

Posted By: AlexandraMilw
I wonder what some of you guys would be like if you were a female and a provider, but kept the same personality you express on TER. Sounds like some of you would be amazing and others a dud. Any thoughts on how you'd be or how another poster would be in this sort of "career"?  
   
 Be interesting if us gals were men, became hobbyists, but kept our board persona during our meetings with the lovely ladies. What do you picture yourself and other lady posters acting out a meeting?  
   
 Yes, I opened that can of worms and even asked how you'd see other posters on here in this situation :D It is all in fun.  
   
 I for one think Manwhore would be out of this world and at a minimum, keep the "guys" laughing. He'd probably get 10's for experience just on the personality alone. (Yes I will pick on Gambler first because he'll have something smart ass to say in response lol). Hell, a drunk pussy still works fine, whereas a whiskey dick can't live up to the hype in most cases lol.  
   
 Myself, as a male hobbyist... I'd probably weed out the fakes real quick and be overly nice to the ones who are fun to be with and don't bug me for our next visit. I'd probably wind up with a few BL listings for my mouth. The gals who love their job would appreciate me however. I'd only be happy if I felt the gal really enjoy our time together and she'd have to have some intelligence. I'd probably be the one who wants to meet at my convenience, as I am like that in RW issues and don't like to wait for things. I wouldn't say mean things to the girls and would give a lot of thought before I posted a bad review  if it was a good gal that I just didn't click with. I'd be a dummy and give far too many 9's and 10's if I felt she deserved it.

You'll always be a Queen to us.

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I can only hope I look that good in thirty years.  :-D  
 

    May you live long with good health, if I make it that long I'll be your Queen,
  with hope for another one of your ten's.  :-D

right arm in the shot.  I'll be waiting in the bedroom.

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