"Once in a blue moon" will never be the same! Neither will you!  

As you all well know those "drop to your knees" quickies never have nor will be a service listed on my menu. Once in a blue moon however I get the uncontrollable urge to break the rules. I can't help it & the Doc says don't fight it! Far be it for me to argue with the Doc.

For two days only you have the opportunity to get a sample of my signature skills that so many rave about.  Don't miss out on this event lover because it will NEVER be available again. Eat your pineapple & sweeten up that cocktail. Then cum quench my endless thirst!  

Cheers!