I learned from the best but it worries me that you knew.
...and would appreciate the advice from my good friends here.
Here is my dilemma... I need to find a running mate and thought that a female would be ideal. Then I thought that a transgender female would be even better, but the american people are so prudish, I'm not sure they are ready for that. What do you all think?
Anyway, I made arrangements to meet with a potential partner for the campaign trail at a fairly upscale but out of the way establishment. The first problem is I had trouble finding it and when I called to ask directions, they were rather curt and told me to get a GPS. I wasn't sure what golden pussy syndrome has to do with finding a location, but I didn't want to make a scene since this was rather hush hush.
I finally found the place and met the young lady who was interested in becoming my running mate. When the waiter came over to greet us and take our drink order, he kept staring at my companion. When he returned with the drinks, he couldn't help but ask, "Are you guys dating? related?..." I was a little flummoxed at first, but asked him if he was single? did he want a date? He got red in the face and stomped off. I made a mental note to make sure to check my food when it arrived for any foreign substances.
Next thing we know, there was an awful commotion in the men's restroom. Some very angry women had smuggled in a couple of sledgehammers and were smashing the urinals. Wow! I quickly hustled my date out to avoid being seen, but was too late.
It seems someone had subcontracted surveillance on me to try to gather evidence to publicly disgrace me before I could even get this campaign off the ground. They had discovered that one of the items that I was planning on running on was to replace the faces on our currency, starting with a female face for the twenty. This in their minds made me a radical. I denied everything and was able to slip into a cab with my companion.
I never dreamed that trying to find a running mate would be so difficult. What is the most important quality in a vice presidential candidate? Vaginal weightlifting? Being vocal? Squirting? I would appreciate any and all advice.
Thank you my friends... Senator Blutarsky for President 2016.
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I have volunteered to handle All donations. I'll send you my account number but first give me your account number and password so that you have the funds.
I learned from the best but it worries me that you knew.
Crib notes my man, crib notes.
But make sure I get my percent of the take. 
If we gave the appearance of ethical behaviour they would know for sure you were a fake politician
We could, but where's the fun in that?
Don't you know the entire planet is run by about 7 corporations?
Most of the politics are for people who think it actually makes a difference.
Welcome to the Global Economy.
I thought it was run by the Trilateralist commission. Have you never read "None Dare Call it Conspiracy"
Providers !
Don't give providers a bad name
take a remedial course at the DC School of Mash-Up Posts. LOL!
Hey Cooper, you the one who keeps sending me a text on how I can 10 times my money by sending you (a Western Union worker) the money, giving you all the codes etc... so you can change it to more money? Then I am suppose to meet you to give you your share?
Senator, if you run on the platform that you will TOFTT on all the girls out there.... you'd get plenty of votes. As long as you didn't "have sextual relations with that server", you should be good to go.
Here is my dilemma... I need to find a running mate and thought that a female would be ideal. Then I thought that a transgender female would be even better, but the american people are so prudish, I'm not sure they are ready for that. What do you all think?
Anyway, I made arrangements to meet with a potential partner for the campaign trail at a fairly upscale but out of the way establishment. The first problem is I had trouble finding it and when I called to ask directions, they were rather curt and told me to get a GPS. I wasn't sure what golden pussy syndrome has to do with finding a location, but I didn't want to make a scene since this was rather hush hush.
I finally found the place and met the young lady who was interested in becoming my running mate. When the waiter came over to greet us and take our drink order, he kept staring at my companion. When he returned with the drinks, he couldn't help but ask, "Are you guys dating? related?..." I was a little flummoxed at first, but asked him if he was single? did he want a date? He got red in the face and stomped off. I made a mental note to make sure to check my food when it arrived for any foreign substances.
Next thing we know, there was an awful commotion in the men's restroom. Some very angry women had smuggled in a couple of sledgehammers and were smashing the urinals. Wow! I quickly hustled my date out to avoid being seen, but was too late.
It seems someone had subcontracted surveillance on me to try to gather evidence to publicly disgrace me before I could even get this campaign off the ground. They had discovered that one of the items that I was planning on running on was to replace the faces on our currency, starting with a female face for the twenty. This in their minds made me a radical. I denied everything and was able to slip into a cab with my companion.
I never dreamed that trying to find a running mate would be so difficult. What is the most important quality in a vice presidential candidate? Vaginal weightlifting? Being vocal? Squirting? I would appreciate any and all advice.
Thank you my friends... Senator Blutarsky for President 2016.
-- Modified on 4/18/2015 11:57:39 AM
I made so much money I retired with my political donation scam and am living in a quiet little village in the south of Yemen.
as the Monger party candidate!
Why not right?
When confronted with an issue, how will you handle it? Putting mashed potatoes in your mouth and pretending to be a zit isn't going to work with Iran. Now if you substitute shredded pork you might have some leverage. Hell, the ultimate weapon against radical islam.... just start carpet bombing them with pigs!
I am running a Super PAC to support Senator Blutarsky...please send your contributions to me!
Here is my dilemma... I need to find a running mate and thought that a female would be ideal. Then I thought that a transgender female would be even better, but the american people are so prudish, I'm not sure they are ready for that. What do you all think?
Anyway, I made arrangements to meet with a potential partner for the campaign trail at a fairly upscale but out of the way establishment. The first problem is I had trouble finding it and when I called to ask directions, they were rather curt and told me to get a GPS. I wasn't sure what golden pussy syndrome has to do with finding a location, but I didn't want to make a scene since this was rather hush hush.
I finally found the place and met the young lady who was interested in becoming my running mate. When the waiter came over to greet us and take our drink order, he kept staring at my companion. When he returned with the drinks, he couldn't help but ask, "Are you guys dating? related?..." I was a little flummoxed at first, but asked him if he was single? did he want a date? He got red in the face and stomped off. I made a mental note to make sure to check my food when it arrived for any foreign substances.
Next thing we know, there was an awful commotion in the men's restroom. Some very angry women had smuggled in a couple of sledgehammers and were smashing the urinals. Wow! I quickly hustled my date out to avoid being seen, but was too late.
It seems someone had subcontracted surveillance on me to try to gather evidence to publicly disgrace me before I could even get this campaign off the ground. They had discovered that one of the items that I was planning on running on was to replace the faces on our currency, starting with a female face for the twenty. This in their minds made me a radical. I denied everything and was able to slip into a cab with my companion.
I never dreamed that trying to find a running mate would be so difficult. What is the most important quality in a vice presidential candidate? Vaginal weightlifting? Being vocal? Squirting? I would appreciate any and all advice.
Thank you my friends... Senator Blutarsky for President 2016.
-- Modified on 4/18/2015 11:57:39 AM