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Just for fun on this otherwise boring afternoon now that my taxes are filed, in true Mr. Potato Head style, if you could piece together your perfect life partner what would they look/be like:

1. Height range
2. Build/body type
3. Hair color/length (or bald)
4. Eye color
5. Age range
6. Natural or enhanced if applicable
7.     The one quality they'd need to possess
8. What would be the perfect evening you two would spend together?
9. Does their level of education and/or job matter?  If so, in what way?
10. Anything else?

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Senator.Blutarsky591 reads

I can never settle on just one... LOL

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GaGambler488 reads

and as hard as it is for the BSU's here to believe, even I would tire of fucking each one of these women after a certain amount of time.

So, as you said, that's why we are here.

Definitely this. Definitely.

Posted By: Senator.Blutarsky
I can never settle on just one... LOL

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Senator.Blutarsky415 reads

I love educated smart personal trainers...

Main1984421 reads

1. 5''6" to 5'9"
2. slender
3. brunette
4. any eye color (blue, brown, green)
5. 25-35
6. Either natural or enhanced, from D to E cup, not saggy and not hard.  
7. One quality possessed would be sweetness. No attitude, no bitchiness, no meanness. Just really lovable.
8. Perfect evening would be lying in bed, having sex, then snuggling and talking, then having sex, then snuggle and talk, repeat
9. No education or job requirements
10. Must love to give BJ's.

Glad you specified life partner, because I date one type and seek playtime with a whole lot of  different types.

So here goes, ideally she would have the following attributes:
5'4"  to  5'6"
Slim to athletic
Brunette or blonde, medium length hair
Green or brown eyes if brunette; blue if blonde
24 to 28
Natural; proportionate to her size
She possesses an open mind with a zest for living.  
A perfect evening would be a private dinner on the beach at Sunset. Followed by a moonlight stroll with a bottle of champagne and spending the night under the stars

I can't honestly answer 1-6 because there is no one physical quality, age, number or ratio that does it for me, I am a very open minded, I am surprised by the range of women I find physically attractive, I guess you could say that I am a man-slut.

7.     The one quality they'd need to possess  

Sense of humor, not take things too seriously all the time.

 8. What would be the perfect evening you two would spend together?  

Nice dinner with great wine, full of conversation and laughter watching a beautiful sunset either in the mountains or a beach.   Of course, followed by a long night of physical activity accompanied by lots of talk and laughter.   Come to think about it, just like the night that my wife says she fell in love with me.   It was the greatest night of both our lives and I am not sure I could ever replicate it, not even with her.  

 9. Does their level of education and/or job matter?  If so, in what way?  

Don't care about education or job.   I do want somebody articulate who uses their head, even if it is to argue with me :)

 10. Anything else?  

Generally nice, not bitchy, appreciates what life gives her, must like sex and must love animals, particularly dogs.

Imagine this... what if Blake Lively and Margot Robbie produced a daughter?  That would be the perfect woman for me... obviously 25 or so years later.  ;)

1) 5'6" to 5'9"
2) Athletic, 34/36 B to C, not stick-skinny, healthy
3) Blonde to lt. brown, but not too important
4) Blue eyes, but not too important
5) Forever 25-40
6) Natural
7) They would love to cook... and to eat!  (I find a healthy appetite sexy!)
8) Dessert, dinner, a lot more dessert, and maybe a movie in bed when we are too tired for more dessert.  ;)
9) Intelligent, whether formally educated or not, and a career if it's important to them
10) A pleaser who genuinely enjoys oral (give and receive), but she would need to understand that I'm not JUST a piece of meat to rub herself on daily!  ;)  (So she would need a sense of humor, too.)

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I've been married before and have no interest in an SO relationship again under and circumstances.  I'm happy on my own and am a selfish enough fucker to have no need to ask anyone else what they'd "like" to do. I want to do exactly what I want, when I want.
Sure, I can "build" a perfect partner.  I just don't want to.
If you ask, me to build a perfect fuck toy, then I'll play.

he best I can do is give a description of what I find appealing.

5-0 5-5

Petite  

Brunette, past the base of the neck

No preference  

20-30

No offense, but she needs to be a genetic female.

No

I thought of something but I forgot what it was.

Compassio

You forgot biscuits and fried potaters! You can't have a life partner without biscuits and potaters!

I remembered what I was going to say, it was the part about her being female.  I thought I deleted the part the about forgetting what it was

Remember, it never existed before you forgot about it.  Is forgetting fair? What if a planet full of forgetful gaymen existed and you're the only straight forgetful man alive? Would that be fair?

I already found her. She stood by me though hell and back. She holds me when I am sad, celebrates my wins, tells me when I am being stupid and loves me even when I am less than at my best. My wife is my ideal partner in life. She stands by me even when it is hard to do. She loves me for who I am, and I love her with all I have. What possibly could trump that? What more could I hope for?

Shorter than me. Nice feet. Female.  
Oh. And not stinky...
Girl BO can be the worst! Don't let them fool you with that Victoria's Secret shit.
Even the most georgus woman may smell like a garbage dump after a jog, or sex. No thanks!
I mean armpit. Armpit that could knock any man on his ass. I guess that's the feet thing too.
I don't care about any of the other shit you listed

I'm more like a dog.
I can smell if she is right.
That's sounds gross, and weird, but we all do it subconsciously.
Hands, skin, fingernails. Teeth.
You can tell a lot by these things.
The first thing to go is the fingernails... BTW.

Never trust a girl with weak fingernails

They'd be all shapes, heights, colors, builds, ages, etc.

One thing they would all have in common:

They'd all do dynamite massages.

The greatest gift we have as humans is that we can decide on the way we accept anything that life tosses our way.

This joke about how a Jew approaches the situation is priceless:

In Nazi Germany, a Jew is walking down a street and turns a corner where a Nazi officer is coming around the other direction and they collide.

"Swine" shouted the Nazi at the Jew.

"Goldberg", replied the Jew, making a deep bow.


She must have been perfect because she and I were lovers for 63 years (1 year dating and 62 years of marriage.) her statistics varied. she was always about 5'8" tall, her eyes were always blue, her hair varied from brown to black, her weight varied from about 125 to 175 (back and forth later in life) Her boobs were always  more than a handfull and one nipple was always inverted (even after corrective surgery) The only thing it corrected was the surgeon's bottom line. She was always willing to experiment. Her IQ was around 130. She loved the outdoors, English history,and me. She was great in bed,in a tent in Africa, on a beach in Mexico, our bedroom, on the floor of a cabin  of the Queen Mary and just about anyplace I wanted it She gave great BBJCIM and loved my DAtY. Since her death I haven't found a replacement for her. :( Any volunteers?)

I toggle between Hanna Davis, Robin Meade, Jennifer Connelly, Milan Kunis, Beyoncรฉ, the list goes on, the most beautiful woman that I've ever met in person is a provider. I simply could not choose as you can see from my choices I like women of many shapes/sizes/hair color etc.

Out of your list, the only one I could populate with any certainty is

The one quality she would need to posses, she'd have to be a good cock sucker and enjoy doing so

5 ft 11- 6 ft 2.
job matters, I huge fetishes for certain jobs and that would be my target market. I got it in my head that i have a cop fetish last summer and i ended up taking like 5 cops home that summer. I like had this aggressive animal attraction to men in uniform and was like on this wild sex rampage fuckin all these cops. I would like aggresively approach one and be like oh i want your fuckin dick so bad, i want to use you like a godam piece of man meat, anyhoo whats next? I been through a bad boy phase and then i went through a biker phase, I get hung up on one type of man and then just like go bananas with it and wanna screw as many of em as i can,...but i grow bored easy so my "type" changes often, i am still kinda horny for the cops thing, i did go through the firefighter thing, I actually was messaging every random hot firefighter i could find on facebook that had ink and was in the target age group. then i was keeping a head count of how many firefighters i had banged. like a guy would i guess. good lord!@ I think i was up to 7 or 8 firefighters then moved on to different interest.

must be in ridonkulous shape. and have ink.
hair color not important.

bald ok if they shave entire head only. no saint francis of assisi do please. yack. gag. bleck.

any eye color.

age : 26-38 ok maybe up to 42 if they are exceptionally smokin fuckin hot . mainly younger or same age is best. I know i banged a few 26 year olds last summer and god i loved that perfect young youthfull body n face. I can see how the hobbyist get hung up on yearning for the younger, I get it ! I can totally relate!  

7. theyd need to be kind, polite, a hard worker, good work eithic i hate lazy broke fucks. I tend to find the industrious go getters with nice cars that work alot and got alot goin for them the most attractive.

like again last summer i had a brief one night stand with this hot 27 year old, that drove the like 70 thousand dollar new car, was in un real shape and work out like a beast ALL THE time, and had this like suave way about him, calm, polite, easy to be in the presence of, .he was saving for a condo, and works alot. he dressed nice, smelled nice fucked nice.  

 
a guy like that would be the dream guy. i always remeber him in that way, but i just dont have a lifestyle where we could be together for reasons like well for one his job and my job and we live in same neighborhood, wouldbe bad. !

 
8. having sex goin out to eat then goin home and giving him a long massage so i can worship every inch of his hot body and stare at him.

 
xoxoxoxoxo fun game

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