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AlexandraMilw2126 reads

What have you done to protect your special "parts" at all costs? Is there a limit on what you are willing to injury (somewhere else on your body) to protect your parts or are you willing to do whatever it takes to make sure you never get injured down there? Ever done something stupid down there and got hurt, burned, etc? Or perhaps read about someone doing something stupid to their privates?

Such as if a girl was going to kick you down there, I'd assume you'd move and perhaps get kicked in the leg instead. I'd rather be kicked anywhere else, including the shins.  

I sure wouldn't let a knife near my parts, anything overly rough, or a huge c**k. I take my time shaving down there because I do not enjoy being cut accidentally in that region. I sure won't spray anything near there, that crap hurts! (see my post on prior thread). PS, a friend of mine learned breaking open a  Glo stick and putting his hand down there to make a glow in the dark hand print on his dick, is very painful and burns. I still laugh at that story! He reenacts it like a professional actor lol.

Topic inspired by the guy who a few years ago got his dick super glued for cheating (in WI) and last weeks episode of Grey's, where the cheating husband got his dick cut off by his wife. Why he didn't protect his dick, I do not know. If I saw my wife coming at my lower regions with a knife, at the minimum, I'd move so she could cut me somewhere else.

Unless something is going to cause me to die, I'd protect down there at all costs. The only way I wouldn't, is if it will result in a worse injury to where ever else.

**** still not the burning topic :D

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russbbj457 reads

If I lost the ability do derive pleasure from my cock, I'd simply check out. Not really much else for me to live for.

As far as stupid shit that I've heard, a guy let his GF put nail polish on the head of his cock, now imagine for a moment when they went to take it off with nail polish remover, OUCH! I hope it made him sterile, people that stupid should be eliminated from the gene pool.

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inicky46520 reads

At first I thought, "what an odd question," then your comment about a "knife near my parts" reminded me of an incident last year.  I was with two girls and we were getting fairly wild.  They were both passing my cock back and forth from mouth to mouth, jabbering in Spanish the whole time.  To the best I could understand, one said, "This would make such a nice toy, I'd love to take it home!  Get a knife!"  The other giggled and romped off to the kitchen, returning with a large knife.
When she put it next to my cock she was careful to turn the blade away from it.  Even so, at this point I found her gag less than funny and told her to put it away before my dick wilted.
She did.

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AlexandraMilw413 reads

Going back and forth with 30 to 70 degrees can do that to a person.

I figured we'd enjoy a different topic than the same old stuff.

So you are telling me your cock didn't wilt when she started bringing the knife over? If I had a dick and I wasn't sure what was going on, I am fairly certain mine would wilt so far you wouldn't be able to find it bwahaha.

(I blame LR for my using the bwahaha)

PS this isn't a ThreAD, if anyone is confused on that. lol. :D

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AlexandraMilw455 reads

I miss her a lot too. I miss our off the board conversations and talks.

Should I go kidnap her and chain her to the keyboard? (j/k)

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russbbj393 reads

Cool people rock, and she was one cool chic.

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CorbinCandor411 reads

It actually gained public notoriety when it happened with a knife involving couple John and Lorena Bobbit back in 1989. (Fast forward: Doctor’s were able to surgically reattach it.)

Related Link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt

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lopaw439 reads

....I will protect her at any cost. Unless the "threat" is part of sex play. Then she's on her own :D

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SCBodyRub330 reads

I love seeing a female client posting reviews and participating in the discussion.  

Thanks for the fresh perspective and estrogen provided input

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lopaw397 reads

Posted By: SCBodyRub
I love seeing a female client posting reviews and participating in the discussion.  
   
 Thanks for the fresh perspective and estrogen provided input.  
   
 

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Posted By: AlexandraMilw
What have you done to protect your special "parts" at all costs? Is there a limit on what you are willing to injury (somewhere else on your body) to protect your parts or are you willing to do whatever it takes to make sure you never get injured down there? Ever done something stupid down there and got hurt, burned, etc? Or perhaps read about someone doing something stupid to their privates?  
   
 Such as if a girl was going to kick you down there, I'd assume you'd move and perhaps get kicked in the leg instead. I'd rather be kicked anywhere else, including the shins.  
   
 I sure wouldn't let a knife near my parts, anything overly rough, or a huge c**k. I take my time shaving down there because I do not enjoy being cut accidentally in that region. I sure won't spray anything near there, that crap hurts! (see my post on prior thread). PS, a friend of mine learned breaking open a  Glo stick and putting his hand down there to make a glow in the dark hand print on his dick, is very painful and burns. I still laugh at that story! He reenacts it like a professional actor lol.  
   
 Topic inspired by the guy who a few years ago got his dick super glued for cheating (in WI) and last weeks episode of Grey's, where the cheating husband got his dick cut off by his wife. Why he didn't protect his dick, I do not know. If I saw my wife coming at my lower regions with a knife, at the minimum, I'd move so she could cut me somewhere else.  
   
 Unless something is going to cause me to die, I'd protect down there at all costs. The only way I wouldn't, is if it will result in a worse injury to where ever else.  
   
 **** still not the burning topic :D

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Main1984434 reads

Metal gauges go in reverse order. The lower the number, the thicker the metal. 12 gauge is a bit less than a tenth of an inch thick. 22 gauge isn't much thicker than a few sheets of paper.

As for the OP, I bent mine. Required surgery to straighten.

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AlexandraMilw412 reads

So how did you bend it, if you don't mind sharing? If not, that is understandable. Could be all sorts of ways that could have happened. Hopefully it was along the lines of her riding you from all different directions lol.

I could see a guy having that happen and having a wife that is wondering how he bent his dick. Be an unpleasant situation. Be an interesting explanation to say the least.

I had an ex-bf who , as a child, had his prized possession zipped up and got it stuck. He still has the scars and can't feel anything in that region.

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Main1984373 reads

I sort of slid off the woman suddenly while still in her. Hard to describe.

Penises can become bent through plaque buildup without injury. About 8% to 10% of guys have some amount of bend according to a study I saw.

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HarryWotton446 reads

Sure, getting hit in the sack is a sharp and painful experience but getting jr. caught in a zipper is absolutely excruciating.    It happened to me twice within a period of one year when I was 10 or 11 and the feeling of panic is unique because it is hurting like hell, other people are at the urinal, and your first instinct is to be gentle unzipping but the reality is that eventually you realize that you just have to yank on the zipper, sort of like ripping off a Band-Aid.   I still have the scars and after the second time it happened to me, I have never EVER been lazy about it, I undo my pants, lower the front of my briefs and take care of business, there is no more taking him out like a woody woodpecker in a cuckoo clock.

As for stupid things that I have done, when I was 14, I decided that rubbing one out was not good enough because it really did not simulate the real action which is 'hands free.'  So, I took the pillow, put it in between me and the sheets and started humping away.  Great friction but little did I know how easy it is to tear the sensitive skin on the head.  Result?   Bloody friggin' mess and some more scars.

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perfectstorm381 reads

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smallsteps334 reads

I'm sure you notice where the guys put their hands when lining up 10 yards from a direct free kick.

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bdb6514 reads

If a girl is really riding me in cowgirl, that is, going all the way up and then slamming down, I am reminded that men have gotten their erect penis fractured if it slides out on the upstroke and then misses the pussy on the way back down.   (A well known porn actor is a case in point.).   This condition is known to be very painful and requires surgery to repair.  
So if the cowgirl is too vigorous, I try to guide her with my hands or slow her down.

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Senator.Blutarsky361 reads

...when I got hit with a puck square on my cup. I thank my coach for drilling it into our heads to always wear our protection. It hurt like hell, doubled me over and cracked the plastic, but I was spared any serious injury.  You have to be a little crazy to play goalie in ice hockey.

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hbyist+truth=;(404 reads

As in respectful, gentle and not an arrogant ass, I would give him his envelope back. Wow now that is gorgeous and sooo my type.

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