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LOL Yes, I most certainly do....and of course, like me, the openings you immediately think of are nostrils. 
Greetings, Gentlemen!
Yes, I know...my eye-catching headline so piqued your curiosity, you could not help but see what was contained within!
We can get wiggly in the Waltham area this Wednesday afternoon & Thursday morning, or playful in the Peabody area on Friday! I know, I know, its a veritable plethora of new and exciting information! How does she do it? Where does she find these exotic locales? Is it magic? Hmmm....I may need to examine your wand to find the answer!
Smooches!
Peyton
Rose,
Coming up with these clever titles is a long and arduous process. I generally start 3 days in advance because as I learned in my former career as a newspaper columnist, the key to good writing is rewrite, rewrite, rewrite.....for hours on end, I sit here slaving over every word--nay, every syllable--as they fall from my fingertips to the keyboard. I allow myself short breaks every 8 hours to take a 7 minute nap and use the ladies room.
I know, I know....you are marveling at my dedication to my craft. But fear not! I'll soon be offering classes in the area, "Headlines to Taglines: Maximize Your Exposure on the TER Message Boards!" Of course, I only have a couple openings in the classroom....but if more ladies sign up, we'll have plenty of openings and will surely get those juices flowing....creative juices, you gutter-minds!
Hugs,
Pey
Speaking of topic headings...don't you just smile a bit whenever you see a thread that starts, "I have a few openings available"
thirsty
LOL Yes, I most certainly do....and of course, like me, the openings you immediately think of are nostrils.
Funny story (to me at least)....
I met Peyton one snowy day in the Newton area.... For some reason I figured she'd be taller than me since I'm only 5'11 (no hair height... I've got a u-turn on top) and she's what, 6'? But barefoot, she seemed my height so I dared say to her.. "I thought you were taller?!?!" So, does that make me so dorky that providers will put me on their "dorky-do-not-call" lists? I was just having a bald (not blonde) moment! 
-Shy_N_Jewish