Woke up this morning to find that a friend of mine that I introduced to the game rolled on me. I tried talking my way out of it...but he has no gratitude. What an asshole! So I had to give up my '71 vette...but that wasn't all. I had to listen to this moron go on and on that men are not really Martians.
So he decided to really put some pressure on me and insisted that he walk around in heels...and I'm supposed to be turned on? I guess his ass jiggled....so it's not just the women. Then he went ballistic on me and wanted to hijack my TER handle and post as my wife..or GF. I told him I doubt anyone would believe his diatribe.
So he tried the extortion deal...and insisted on $ 10k to fund his new licensed venture. But knowing this deal I insisted that testing wasn't mandated. He thinks otherwise. But then he wasn't planning on showing up anyhow for the license application...I knew that.
I had had a lot to drink last night, and needed to take a piss in the worst way. I suggested to my ex-pal that I should piss all over him. Odd that he has the initials RT too.
The real issue started to come out. My ex-pal wanted to date a woman that fucks for money. His conundrum was that he knows about her past. He tried to tell her about it...but I suggested he take a sabbatical and focus on his yoga and shit. He started to really cry about how I don't get it, and that his new gal pal wanted to get a handjob. I didn't know you could jerk off a woman. Maybe he meant she's a TS? He insisted she's a former ballerina...and showed me a pic of her foot.
I tried to soften him up by explaining that people inherently take comments out of context. He just stared at me and asked if I was looking to get shot into space for a year? He started calling me names too...Titty Ho...WTF is that supposed to mean?
But then he fell back into his delirium wondering if his gal pal would see him again ( I know Who this gal is...and she won't LOL). But he figured since she is part British, that she fucks for money while studying in Oxford.
Well...things started to even out and he started swooning over Kim K. I didn't get it, but he really isn't into Taylor Swift. And Kim K likes when he uses his Vitamin V...or so he deluded himiself.
Fortunately I got some emails from a pal who is in Costa Rica now. And this moron wanted to read them. Fortunately for me he has no idea what the secret handshake is to get into this email chain.
Happy April Fools Day everyone 
But he is too shy to ask you to leave this world and move to Costa Rica with him.
But he can't for a year anyhow...he's a secret agent who is also working for the French Foreign Legion.
I just got all my bags packed... now i sit and wait on the runway, right? As long as I get same tan lady fun too, it is all creamy. Sipping on Soco on the beach sounds great to me! Uniforms can be a turn on. I need a partner in crime anywho.
How about next year? And bring TerriLynn with you!
Read the post...then look at the OP's from Page one.
Oh...and read the end of my OP
Why are "we" not surprised that "you" didn't get it LOL
April Fools
But I still didn't read it. You aren't trying to be like the sexy DC are you?
Noone is hotter than him as far as writing is concerned. I hope he comes out of the woodworks at some point.
Damn. Page him will ya...
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Funny how she played catch-up here, huh? And, yes, this was a classic DC-type post and actually one I think he'd applaud, despite the "peanut gallery's" lil crack.
Or did somebody actually duct tape your mouth for a change. They get a free session from me whoever they are if that's the case lol and I'll even spring for a bottle of vino
But no numnuts had a few minutes to play on here. Tis funny however you just 'happened' to pop up a few slight minutes after my first post here. (Rolling eyes lol)
Coinkydink? I think not. Not very smooth Nick.
And yes, DC hot. Nick not. You couldn't hold a candle I'm afraid if you tried 
At least Who here has a chance.
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Once again the sarcasm went right over your head. I was referring to the time when you screamed at me to "stay the fuck away from you."
Chalk another up to clueless Minnie's negative batting average.
Someone send her another shovel so she can keep digging, cuz she's clearly worn hers out.
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As long as it's used to duct tape Min-Min's keyboard.
I was being sarcastic.
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You know you need them. Especially now, as it seems you are in a full bi-polar manic state
you....Pops.
I'm cute huh
(what's up with the photos not loading lol, geezk)
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But you know it's true.
a trip to the bridge over the Rio Tarcoles. C'mon down! GaG and I will be waiting!
She said she's into anaconda's.
she's only a 7. And there are better to be had at the Cocal. Assuming you make it across the bridge at Rio Tarcoles.
These two gals seemed to get it.
Any thoughts on Who might like an all-expense paid trip to Costa Rica?
On who you're gonna fuck next Nick? Don't you think that's a bit overkill...even for you two? Lemme guess, you let him watch or maybe he partakes lol.
I still can picture you two holding hands walking over the bridge lol...is it romantic on a moonlit night?
I meant...Skipping across the bridge together I bet that's a sight for soar eyes lol.
that you just don't remotely get it. Don't your realize how pathetic your attempts at repartee are? As the General would say, "Sad."
PS: How remarkable you still don't know how to edit your posts instead of correcting them with a second one like you're talking to yourself. I mean, it's just embarrassing.
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I didn't think of April 1 but about 25% of the way down It sounded like pure bullshit.
But even the header was pure bullshit
It was obvious to the rest of us from the get-go Doc's post was pure, unadulterated bullshit. But glad you are on board now!
Oh, It's good enough to sound the alarm whenever inicky47's finger even gets close to the post message button.
Ehhh? What did you say?
I tell you, "That was good but not as good as the master DC."
Well this one was as good as the master. I think DC would be proud.
(And that's not an April fool's joke.
What for else we need money ?? We women ?? For fake boobs? fake Tan, Tattoos and what vacation in FL ?? Ah .. also for pink Corvet?/ THAT is understandable ?? haha
Hhaha You American men are so quite ..
but you can t "marry to girl who fuck for money"
tell Hi to your wives ..
That is fucking hilarious! !! 
I used to, but I think I got too predictable.
Thanks. That was good stuff.