Thanks for getting me all excited to see what stupid stuff you twat all over the world.... yep, I sure did go check out your fake hashtag. What can I say, I am nosy and I know you always make me laugh when I am not busy rolling my eyes at you.

Why don't you just make some porno video for the net... like a RT Teaches Sex 101. How to get your dingle berries nice and juicy. Throw in a How to get rid of skid marks and you will be swimming in the money!  I am sure there are others out there as special as you.

So why did you take time off? (Dare I ask? Yes I dare to)

Posted By: Ridgetucky

So after 2 rather exhausting dates within a very short time I thought to myself I need to take a break and refocus or focus (either one).  Anyway I have decided on 3 activities that I need to devote more time to pursuing for a richer/fuller life.  
   
 1. Commit completely to the practice of meditation.  
 2. Practice yoga.  
 3. Live tweet my sexual activities.  
   
 NOW you are asking yourself "RT why #3".  Well I will tell you.  Disclosure (not all of my sexual activities will be tweeted.  Actually that's NOT true.  I will NOT disclose the ladies names out of respect to them and the fact that I tend to engage in crazy shit).  
   
 So let's start with why.  (note the following provider is well known for extreme activities so I am not speaking out of school here).    
   
 Anyway, I found myself in NYC lying my black ass face down on a bed in Manhattan with a redheads' tongue WAY THE FUCK up my ass.  As I am sitting there squirming like a Mexican being interviewed by a Border Agent.  I thought to myself I have to share this with the world.    
   
 This is what America is all about!!!!!!  A pudgy black kid from a lower middle class background who just paid several hundred dollars to have a white woman eat his ass.  Is America not the best country on the face of the earth or what?    
   
 Then to top it off I got up and pissed in her mouth.  Several hours before I consumed 32 ounces of diet coke, a gatorade and an energy shot.  This chick swallowed it all down the hatch. I mean like seriously not even a drop was on the floor - wow. It hit me that this has to be shared in REAL TIME.    
   
 As I am walking down the streets of Manhattan trying to hail a cab--- (I can pay a white woman $$$ to eat my ass and drink my piss) but damn if I can get an immigrant to take my black ass back to a 5 star hotel.  That irony is just fucking rich!!!!  
   
 Anyway I decided I will no longer deprive the world of my gift.  For those hobbyists that do not have the courage to fully live the hobby lifestyle.  Don't fret you can live vicariously thru RT.  
   
 #RTpaysforpussy (look for it sometime soon)  
   
 P.S.  More to come but now I have to go eat my box of Raisinets and catch up on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.  I can't believe Lisa said Kim needed an intervention.  That bitch how dare she say that

Are any Praetorian Guard on Twitter?   #RTiscaligula

And she drinks everybody's piss.  It's kind of her signature move.
Egomaniac much?

Keep attract of days between dates. You might want to keep attract of when the last time you have sex with your wife. It is could to spread the days between 3 to 4 days when seeing providers. If you have sex with your wife only go for 1/2 hour appointment later on the day. If 2 pops book a 2 hour appointment if you had sex with your wife earlier in the day.

Also get in the habit of only hobbying from capital gains that you get in your stock trading account. If you have enough money you can use mutual funds for capital gains distributions.

Oh wow... Where have I been

FWIW----meditation is one of the greatest activities in life----I've studied Buddhism for several years and there's NOTHING like the feeling you get from meditation---the goal is ultimately to stop thinking of yourself as an "independent" entity in the universe---when you lose the concept of self you become one with everything!! THAT is the peace and happiness that no amount of money or material things can ever give you!!

-- Modified on 3/29/2015 7:56:36 AM

Although it isn't really erotic or in any way close to a sexual mode, there are some returns that you might find similar in the ways your sex fantasies give you payback.

For example, zeroing your nocturnal flight toward someone you don't really like and penetrating their sleeping corporal body with a force that can envelop and squeeze the heart to a stop...then in the morning inquire about the subject and...well, imagine the feeling you'll derive when told that paramedics delivered him/her DOA to an emergency room after s/he suffered a massive heart attack.

Or you might start simply by tearing up the inner lining of some fool's stomach.

Hope to see you on the astral plane.

OMG! Not only funny but I feel ya bro!
A hot hooker can't even catch a break for a cab ride in Times Square after 405pm but she can get 6 figures from a prominent politician by showing him her dirty feet!
Holy cow is this post on point!
babe, you're a rock star for posting this thread!
I fucking love you for making my day!

RT is kind of like Udo-Lite.