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Think back to your first experience with the hobby and imagine being that person. What advice would your March 2015 hobbyist give to that younger hobbyist? The advice could be hobby related or not.
I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this very wealthy, experienced whoremonger is all that's left. I got to live with that.
But if I did have the chance...I'd say:
"Why didnt you start negotiating with hookers back THEN dumbass?"
Think of all the money I would have saved those first 2 months in the hobby.
To this day, it still keeps me up at night.
Never listen to BSC women who are off the psycho medications and whine all day.
Never engage in pointless board battles with morons who are TSTTT. 
Never use a real email or real number. Always a hobby email and hobby phone
when when possible use a hobby penis and hobby car too
Never use personal CC. Stick to a prepaid hobby credit card and if possible hobby bankaccount.
Never trust an agency with personal info. Never trust anyone with your personal info for that matter unless you've gotten to know them well.
Never divulge TER handle right away.
Never TOFTT unless your identity is protected from possible retaliation when posting negative mini or review.
Never write negative reviews too quickly, wait a while.
Never put up with up selling or unprofessional attitude.
Never stay when the girl doesn't look as advertised. Don't be afraid to walk. No compensation is needed because you don't owe her anything.
Never book based on photos alone or fall for a photo shop job. Look at reviews and reviewers reputation.
Never place donation anywhere before seeing the girls face and body in person.
Never put up with a bullying agency, always shame them in public if they mistreat you and refuse to make amends.
Never show up drunk and shitfaced... unless you've gotten drunk with the girl together.
Never wait until last minute to take cash out of ATM. Do this the day before or at least give enough time so that you don't risk blowing any daily withdrawal limit.
Never start a session without taking a few minutes to shower up
If I were you, my advice would be... Don't do it! I'm too stupid to partake. lol
Then again, you are "very wealthy" and saving a few bucks is what gets you off. Your mindset reminds me of an investment banker I know who has the most impressive rare book collection, yet when he shows it off, all he can talk about is what a great deal he got on some of the items.
A "Shawshank Redemption" reference. That is so funny, because I was thinking the same scene!!
Blowing Chunks covered a lot of the majors areas...
Specifically I'd tell myself to not be afraid, get over the jitters and stigma... and be prepared to have a lot of fun.
I'd warn myself to avoid a few lackluster girls and pre-point out some favs to try and spend more time with before they would eventually retire.
Definitely share the advice on a hobby phone, hobby email etc though this mattered less to me in my single 20's. But good to get in the habit early.
Would definitely advise to not be afraid to walk if the girl doesn't match her pics. Has only happened to me twice really but darn if that wasn't a waste of time and money.
Would generally advise to only stick to reviewed or vouched for girls. I only really TOFTT twice early on and both times got burned- upsold and cashed and dashed. Wish I could have had a cheaper way to learn that lesson.
Would give advice on when it's better for in vs outcalls.
Hell I'd probably tell myself to try and get in the Kdoll scene early to be vouched for when screening was easier way back in the day so to avoid the headaches I've dealt with there recently... but on that one I doubt my younger self would listen
Wait a while. Word gets around. The Sisters have taken quite a likin' to you. 
But if I did have the chance...I'd say:
"Why didnt you start negotiating with hookers back THEN dumbass?"
Think of all the money I would have saved those first 2 months in the hobby.
To this day, it still keeps me up at night.
I would have gotten a LOT more Greek.
I wanted to emulate you but still be 50% larger. LOL!
..it took me a long time but now I do. In fact the big head overruled the little head just today. I had an appt with an escort who had apparently taken a break as her last reviews were two years old. The photos were fine as were her reviews and menu. I told her to wear whatever she liked, just have her hair back and no heels. I could not tell if the girl who met me at the door was the one in the photos but what I could tell was she had a huge set of fake breasts which the one in the photos did not. She also was wearing heels and her hair was not in a pony tail. I walked. Didn't feel sorry for her. Felt sorry for myself.
More men should do it instead of feeding B&S.
Nowadays our smart phones can act like a pedometer to measure how many steps we walked. You're not a real man unless you accumulated 10000 walking steps walking away from bait and switches.
I honestly don't know why a grown man would be happy weighing only a buck fifty, unless he was only 5'6" maybe.
Bet Barney was a buck fiddy.
Young me,
TOFTT...a lot. Even if it's just going into a massage parlor you stumble upon. Go in, get a massage, and see what's up.
While the internet, TER, and other sites have been incredibly beneficial, the days and times I remember the most are before I got any "electronic" help. All of the feelings, thoughts, emotions, and excitement that go with TOFTT. I still do this a lot but not enough. Granted, finding escorts nowadays without the internet, TER, etc. is harder but still very doable.
Does anyone remember finding ladies from a notebook full of pictures lol? Or newspapers? City Pages? Hotel bars? Girls on the streets are still there of course but...
Sorry, got sidetracked. And I'd also say to younger me...
Stay/go back to places you love. Mainly talking about countries but also individual places/girls.
I settled in many ways when I moved to the US and should have stayed longer or gone back more to Europe, Asia, and other places I've lived in and loved. While I've spent half of my life in Europe/Asia, it's not enough. Re my half in the US, it's too much. Still time to get out again...
Anyway, be safe out there, all of you.
I would teach that fool how to screen. Tell him not to bring too much extra cash. I would tell him to never put up with upcharging. I did everything wrong and paid the price as I was robbed. Fools get their reward for there foolishness and I got mine.
I guess the only thing I could tell my younger self would be "drink only half a bottle of mescal, not the whole fucking thing" lmao
Aside from that the "hobby" was so much different back then, today's advice wouldn't apply as Al Gore hadn't invented the internet yet as he was busy washing out of law school at the time.
Don't forget to take off ALL of your clothes!
Most ladies don't have a fetish to see yellow piss stains on tightywhiteys!
Don't over tip.
Relax and enjoy. These days I'm so much more relaxed in all situations, that I can't help but have a good time. It's even aided my in the civilian word. Some much more relaxed around all sorts of people.
Tell him to go ahead and try out more looks and types. Don't be so picky.
"...go ahead and just give her that tip you contemplated."
I made several hobby mistakes in the past. I would warn myself, so I could correct them
I'm only 4 months into this world and I'm still trying to teach myself to shut the fck up! It's definitely a "nerves" thing when meeting a new smoking hot lady that I'd never approach in real life. I end up talking way too much and before I know it, there's 20min left and everything feels rushed and I barely get to finish. My dumbass still can't get to enjoy MSOG unless I go see the Kgirls. I'm hoping I'll smarten up soon and figure this out!
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