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He didn't search for it - that's his screensaver. (eom)
When I was little I stole my dads tape measure, and almost sliced my dick off when it retracted.
...it's 35% longer and 50% thicker than the numbers in your link. If you can't figure it out then I'm not bragging.
And, FYI, this is the type of tape measure you're supposed to use (you should have stolen it from your mom's sewing kit rather than your dad's tool box):
The study participants were 300 or so college men who volunteered to let nurses measure their dicks. I remembering seeing that study years ago and thinking, "gee, I wonder if those volunteers skewed toward the right side of the curve?" Apparently so! 