I don't mean loud in the bed room, I mean loud at the front door. Sweetie, there's no need to yell I'm not even two feet away from you. Perhaps it has something to do with the age of the majority of their clients?

 
Some folks don't know how so speak softly.

I wouldn't call it an idiosyncrasy, I'd call it either self-centered and rude or done on purpose to run out the clock. I've had many fun and interesting conversations with providers but this one talked AT me, not with me, and mostly about her personal drama. She wasn't trying to short me on service, we got to everything (twice in fact), it was just her personality. Very much a boner killer. An idiosyncrasy would be, I don't know, like only being comfortable having sex sideways on the bed vs. longways. I met one once that had to keep her thigh highs on and kind of freaked out when I took them off, but she was BSC in so many other ways I don't think it counts. Other than that nothing really stands out, the providers I've seen have been pretty easy (no pun intended).

In my opinion it's a nervous thing (I'm not in any way certified to analyze behavior). I found that once I made the lady more comfortable, she settled down.  

To be honest, I prefer that the lady talks more than me, because I'm not really all that interesting of a guy. And most of the women that I've met in our sport are very interesting.

I did encounter one date that talked excessively and very fast as you described, and I believe she was high on some sort of drug. It was the first and last time that I saw her.

... and it was a real "WTF?" moment for me.  A well-reviewed provider (retired and delisted now) was on top of me (I was face up), straddling me with her legs while she was giving some attention to my midsection.  She had long hair which wasn't tied up in any way, so it hung all over including over the front of her body.  She had a great body back then, so of course I wanted to touch it.  When I reached for her breasts, I barely brushed some strands of hair, and she said sharply, "Don't touch my hair!"  I apologized, but things went downhill from there.  My worst experience ever with a provider who's well-reviewed on TER.  Needless to say, I didn't return and have never had anything like that happen with any other provider.

the minute my cock is in they start moaning and talking diirty. OH come on. No lady can cum in 1 minute of intercourse. I'd rather they just keep it real.

with having their small dog in the room during a session.

You got that right. I know such a person. She wasn't always so talkative but it got worse as time past. I found the best thing to do was keep something IN her mouth LOL
 She has retired and I still see her socially. It is even worse now

I mean 10-15 minutes is ok, but anything over an half hour and I loose it. Total buzz kill....

Never know.

Heh

J.kidding...

 I've been the Chatty Cathy. Especially if a guy is tough to talk to, or seems uncomfortable.

Or brags about himself the entire time. I'm getting better at that one, because guys are paying the big bucks to have a great time. Now I pet the ego.

OH! Another tip - that right there can be a smart trick to get you to end the date early. I've been in social settings where I've been in conversations, and as it progressed, while not a bad conversation, I decided I wasn't going to fuck the guy tonight, so I've got to get him moving on nicely.

SO! Out comes the useless girly yacking. Works every time!!!  

Now, at work it's different, as I want the guys to come back, and I generally know I'll get along with the guys before I see them. But in bars, ladies, it works. Try it!

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I got to know one gal very well and we'd always dine out together.  
However she would invariably be disappointed with whatever she ordered and want what I ordered instead.  
Of course I'd always acquiese.  
I finally got smart and ordered for her what I wanted and vice versa, so eventually it all worked out.

let me get the saran wrap.

I am still a relative newbie with only 42 dates/sessions in my less-than 18 months of hobbying. I have not been annoyed by a provider yet. It hasn't all been great (never less than "very good") , but I have never encountered annoying.
 I am sure I will eventually.

29 of those dates have been with the same lady, who has apologized several times for talking too much. I have assured her that I have never thought she was too talkative and that part of my attraction to her is her communication skills, of which talk is a big part. In between our dates, I miss her voice and hearing what she has to say. Of course, there are other aspects I miss even more.

I do understand your complaint though. I can easily see how constant chatter about mindless stuff, especially from a relative stranger, could be annoying. I hope I don't run into that - either in the hobby, an  airplane flight, or at my work.

Why do I feel the need to constantly remind the softer johns here like yourself that YOU are the client?  

One way to make her stop sucking the air out would be to have her suck your spooge out. You'll get that smile you paid for and your well placed Johnson jammed in her pie hole will cause her to STFU.

Win/win. LOL

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and should.  We guys need to help each other out.

Talking bad about the provider who didn't meet your expectations.  
In her mind she was trying to keep you entertained. So she failed, move on quietly..Do we have to know?

In future make your choices carefully and when it doesn't pan out to be what you expect, exit sooner than later, to avoid such. Although your comments are directed to the guys/boys : boys and girls read this board.  

To publicize the weakness of an escort you approached for a service on this General Board is lacking discretion and respect, a gentleman wouldn't..

Pardon my harsh comments, such gets to my last nerve because not all are yak yak yak!

enjoy your weekend!

Zp

Recently I met a girl in Boston on a business trip. Within 3 minutes of walking into my suite, she had asked me if "Tyson" was my real name, what my profession was, where I live, and if I had kids.  She had also told me far too much about herself and other clients, and claimed to be writing a memoir about her experiences too.  Not awesome. I actually had to say "Look, I'm just not comfortable sharing that with you, do you want to go change now?" twice to move things forward.  It never stopped.  By the end of an hour I was exhausted and paranoid.  

That said, I had an awesome time with a girl in Vegas who talked quite a bit too.  But it was all talk about sex, how she likes it, smoking weed (which we were), and music.  It also mostly happened while she was sitting on my lap with her hand on my cock through my pants, getting me totally turned on.  We spent 30 minutes of our two hours like that, but it didn't feel like clock-killing or too chatty or anything bad, just an awesome chick doing some foreplay and sharing some good bud with a guy she was into.  

So it's not about the quantity of talk, it's about the quality.

I like getting a window into who I am with - a very chatty girl is better than a completely silent one.  I then see it as my "job" lol to get her to focus on the task at hand, and I've yet to fail at this.

If a lady has an idiosyncrasy, I really don't mind, unless it is one that limits service, and is indicative that she isn't enjoying things but is just going through the motions.  A purely mechanical lady whose mind is a million miles away is not my cup of tea...

I can mention one that had me scratching my head though...
At the end of an otherwise great date with a favorite, we are in the shower, she is cleaning me up, and I ask if I can help her clean up - she surprises me and says "no".  She would not allow me to soap up her breasts.  No reason given, just a clear "no."  Of course I respected this, but found it a little odd, and it did change the vibe a bit.

I received an email this week in response to a post I made... and I could not understand about 90% of what was written.  There is obviously a language barrier, seemingly combined with a gallon of booze and likely a pile of drugs... and a request for a deposit to be wired before a first meeting. LOL, yeah right.  NEXT!!!