I was e-mail bullshitting with a buddy of mine this morning and I talked about how I 0wned everyone as usual last night and how I am "the straw that stirs the drink" around here etc etc... And then he says: I don't want to talk about Costa Rica anymore dude. That place is probably going to cost me 50% of my shit... Tuesday last week he got a txt from his wife in the middle of the day that said YOU ARE NOT GOING FISHING IN CR! I KNOW WHY MEN GO THERE! After they revived him, he txt'd her "what are you talking about?" and she responded "I fucking know why you want to go there. Lisa told me." After they revived him again he blast txt'd his buddies that the jig was up about CR and they were all probably fucked. HAHAHAHAH! Made me laugh. His wifey is a bitch on wheels.
Jesus, I feel like Tucky, but the point is if some tight-ass middle-aged middle-class LDS woman knows about CR... then well... EVERYONE knows...
So, where is the next CR?
Actually, it's not news at all. Some people know about the CR sex scene and some don't. Also keep in mind that many of the guys who come here don't have wives. So don't worry, skarph, the sky isn't falling.
Reminds me of when I told my cousin I was going to Jaco and she said, "Oh! That's where my husband goes fishing!"
I chuckled to myself and said, 'Yeah, right! For Land Tuna!" And there was loads of such Tuna at the Cocal last night.
Hmmmmm, wonder if me and the wife should plan our 25th there next year, sounds like we would have one hell of a time!!!!
They seemed to be having fun watching the scene. Whether they played or not, I don't know.
It amazes how many people DON'T know about Costa Rica, or at least don't know about why pigs like me go there. I see people all the time down there who wander into places like the CoCal or the Del Rey and are completely shocked and amazed about what they find.
FWIW, almost all of Latin America has legal prostitution just like Costa Rica, so he can always go to Panama, Nicaragua, Colombia or any other country down there to go "fishing" if his wife puts the nix on Costa Rica.
One of my past faves has relocated to CR full time. She's now a business owner down there. When I talk to her next I'll have her smack you upside the head.
She'll go shopping why you go bopping.
I used to do that with my ex all the time in places like San Francisco, Phoenix, etc.
that has been on TV and special events on CNN the last couple years but doesn't mean that every guy that goes there goes for that reason that hardly seems fair sounds like a good argument for good politician or a guy that's in a lot of fear so I would discuss work or value system is rearrange her reality compass to trusting you and the do what you want but always respect the wife always always make sure she's well taken care of and every way man will always be man that's just the way it rolls but you got to be a politician or else you're going to lose everything women are stupid but when they're in love they can be convinced to believe things that are not so.
Do you realize your entire post was one long run-on sentence? I know from experience you don't even talk like this. So.........
The lady was just thinking aloud, you know how I know she was thinking?
She said women are dumb. Any chick who says that is fairly bright.
Divorce the bitch!
Fuck marriage!
When I want to go to CR, I'll go, and nobody will text me questioning why I'm there. In fact no one will know I'm there.