She would have smelled like spray tan. And that stuff smells nasty lol.
I spent a little (lot) of extra time getting ready for my date last night. I tried out a new make up contouring thing on my face. I thought it looked good... But putting make up on the entire body would have rubbed up on the guy, which is not good. I do real tanning. The fake tans turn me orange. So tanning beds all the way for me. I love it for winter blues. Fake sun. But I have to be careful because I'm super pale, and I tan really quickly. But I lose it just as fast, which makes it tough to be exact as photos. Was she orange? Are you sure it was tanning make up?when our lovelies waste 15 minutes greasing up with orange tanning make-up all over the body; especially when the girl had lovely fair skin in her photos. How to say this nicely?
With all the lighting they use. I'm not gonna waste the money. If y'all want exact skin tone email and ask. Skin color changes constantly.
I change shit up so much with the carpet and the drapes, (hair,) skin tone, color of mani/pedi, long nails, short nails, every month. (My hair also grows fast. I may possibly even have shoulder length hair by May, and then extensions.)
So... Photos will overlap. For me, it's really tough to keep up. But if you haven't noticed I do new photos every three months.
Not to mention, adding selfies, etc.
If your "how to tell her" includes saying she looks better with fair skin, the last guy probably told her she looks great with her new tan. So really, the most you'll get is an eye roll lol.
I don't know that she was fair-skinned to begin with, as I never saw her without a spray tan. I liked her better with the fake tan, though. Probably all those years of having a wife with skin as white as flour.
Hey, fake tan, fake tits, fake whatever... As long as it looks and feels good to me, I don't care.
I've been paying for dates with these.
So far so good.
Now, are those fake tits and is that a fake tan? Who gives a shit
She could show up and some trick would piss and moan.
or at least moan, but in the good way. lol
In shape to obese but shit, we get what we get...how to say that nicely?