...which should be in a few hours. Here is a little appetizer to get me warmed up.
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While with a partner? Whether it be with your wife, girlfriend, or provider. There has to be one that you can pinpoint as being a particularly memorable experience. Perhaps you and your wife just got over a heated argument. You're still in the same room together and there's nowhere to go. The tension is palpable and neither of you wants it to end this way. You both apologize to one another and embrace. There's a gentle kiss that somehow turns into something more. Before you know it, you're both involved in the most intense match of tonsil hockey in recent history! That's when the fun begins.
Maybe it's been a really long time since you've had any physical contact with a woman. Or perhaps you've been in a loveless marriage for so long that when you finally do meet up with that perfect GFE who pushes all the right buttons, you explode with such ferocity, that at some point during the orgasm, you think you might not actually survive this.
Just tossing some ideas and examples out there. Bottom line is I've had a couple of these over the last few months, but yesterday's experience was on a whole other level for me. I made love to this woman for two hours. I was inside of her for what must have amounted to about one hour with the rest being kissing, touching, petting, oral, etc all sprinkled in. We were all over the place and since I have a great deal of stamina, I knew I could last until the very end. I purposely hadn't unloaded in five days and when I blew, the orgasm lasted about 20 seconds. Look at your watch and count to 20. That's a long time for a guy to orgasm (I think). She has her hand wrapped around the base of my cock. It's ridiculously hard and there's a huge vein bulging out of one side. I can feel it pulsating because I have my hand on the top portion. The head is in her mouth. She's slobbering all over it and we're both jerking it up and down. Slowly I feel the blood rushing from my head and my heartbeat hastens. I know it's going to be big, but I had no idea just how big. Cum starts to trickle out slowly like lava from a volcano. And then this huge blast right up her nose, off the side of her face and into her hair. Some may have also flown past her head and found it's way onto the floor. Then there were a couple more smaller spurts and she thought I was done. But I wasn't and I knew I wasn't. I was still orgasming and I told her there was more. I really can't recall the exact look on her face, but I'm pretty sure her jaw was agape. I think about 5-6 seconds went by when I unloaded another huge blast. This one up my chest and onto my chin (since I was now the only one holding my cock). A few small dribbles followed and then it was done. I actually yelled out in excitement! I think I said, "what a fucking load"! And she smiled from ear to ear and clapped for me! It was adorable!
Also I'm still fairly young and on the drive back, I had a tough time catching my breath. I never felt as if I were in any sort of real trouble, but I really did overdo it yesterday! And it was so fucking worth it!
So what about you? Was it something that you've already shared in a review here? I know that I really do enjoy writing about my experiences. I find it to be cathartic since this place is really my only point of release. I can't tell anyone else, so I do it here.
How bout it? Best. Orgasm. Ever. Aaaaaand go!
Must we?
So much over-sharing on this board. Feels gay (not that there's anything wrong with that)
I'm sure I'm in the minority....share away your greatest 'gasms dudes...
I thought it would be fun. That's all. In fact I find it curious that the very first response I receive on a site dedicated to writing accounts of our escapades with escorts, is some homophobe shitting on me.
As my mother used to say: if you don't have anything nice to say, then shut the fuck up.
Either you wanna share or you don't. It's just that simple
How is THAT for nice?
Count me as another who doesn't want to share, or actually I just can't say that one single orgasm of thousands was "The Best", nor am I interested in a "who can write the worst cheap porn?" contest.
and does your mother REALLY talk to you that way? No wonder you are the way you are.
Holy fucking shit.... RAGE much Gambler?
Somebody needs to get laid!
Taking offense to an F-bomb and replying with three of your own makes you a hypocrite. And an asshole.
I find it curious that you chose to be counted in the "doesn't want to share" category but you shared anyways. I guess in addition to being an asshole hypocrite, you're comfortable being an insincere fucking asshole.
BTW, does cheap porn really have a script, or is it more just an outline
If the OP can't take a bit of his own medicine, well, fuck him. What's hypocritical about that? And who's mother really would say "be nice, or STFU"???
and no, I am a very sincere fucking asshole, now you have yourself a very nice fucking day. OK?
BTW, this is me "being nice" I thought about really "going off" on the OP, but decided against it. Thanks for playing though.
...some people just don't appreciate sarcasm when they hear it (or read it in this case).
BTW... I want you to write... "I will not use profanity"... 100 times on the chalkboard.
...and I'm sending this young lady over to make sure you do
How about if I write "great fucking tits" a hundred times instead? lol
"He said 'fuck'.... well fuck fucky fuck fuck him and his mother!" Seems hypocritical to me, but I've only got 4 reviews so I could I know my ass from a hole in the ground, right?
With good cheer being in such short supply, it's thoughtful of you to do your part
And yes, my day is going very fucking nicely, thank you. It's nice to know you give a shit
He sure seems to be an expert about TER in general, and me in particular for someone who has only been here a couple of months, I wonder who he "used to be" and why he had to change his handle.
I like people who live in glass houses yet insist on throwing stones. I love throwing stones back at them and watching their glass house shatter all over them. lol
It's a crying shame. Seriously
Assholes have been around since we started walking upright.
And I doubt that assholes will be leaving the scene any time soon.
Just like having tools like you around...one could only hope that you'd disappear. But you won't...just like a bad penny.
I was trying to pay the man a compliment though?
At least say yay Gambler
Definitely getting ASSHOLE t shirts made now ...
Somebody needs to get laid!
Taking offense to an F-bomb and replying with three of your own makes you a hypocrite. And an asshole.
I find it curious that you chose to be counted in the "doesn't want to share" category but you shared anyways. I guess in addition to being an asshole hypocrite, you're comfortable being an insincere fucking asshole.
BTW, does cheap porn really have a script, or is it more just an outline?
BTW BigBrucey should really put down the pipe, somehow he has gotten it in his head that I "shared" with the rest of the LameO's.
Forgive me Drew, as I am a bit drunk, but could you direct me to where I "shared" any of my orgasms, much less my biggest or best? I guess being an asshole beats the fuck out of being stupid, and being a drunken asshole is even better. Tomorrow morning I will wake up with a bit of a hangover, but aside from that I will be just fine. OTOH Brucie will wake up tomorrow as stupid as ever, without a prayer of ever getting any smarter.
Let me know if you need my address to send me one of those Tshirts. lol
GaGambler sharing.... "actually I just can't say that one single orgasm of thousands was 'The Best'."
What the fuck is wrong with ignoring a thread if you don't like it? Being the self-absorbed, condescending singularity at the center of the universe must make that kind of tough, am I right?
Gambler, you are a self-loathing caricature, a parody. And soon you'll have an "Asshole" shirt your inner child can wear proudly.
Enjoy every moment of your hangover.
and you are still too stupid for words. lmao
BTW you are free to ignore my posts as well, but what fun would that be, right?
Wow! Either I'm picking up on sarcasm better than I used to, or BigBrucey can't see it at all, that fucking fucker...lol
Lighten up Francis!
How sad would it be if your most memorable orgasm was from jerking off??? lmao
Do you remember the first time you had sex? Yes, and boy, was I scared! I was all alone!
Ha, this post brought back a powerful memory! I was going through a particularly painful, knock down, drag out divorce. We had separated and not seen each other for weeks and before that, living in the same house, barely able to be civil to each other there was no sex at all. Thinking she was at work I went home to pick up some things and bumped into her in the kitchen. Neither of us said a word, just stood there staring at each other. I was literally overcome with the sudden urge to have her What followed was the most intense sex that I ever had or will have in my life. We tore at each others clothes as we kissed stopping just long enough for me to get untangled from my pants. I buried my face in her pussy and she held me there with her hands until my face was soaked with her juices. I grabbed her hair and made her suck my cock for just a few seconds then turned her over and fucked her as hard as I could with her encouraging me all the while. This went on until we collapsed exhausted and sweaty and spent. Afterwards we layed there and talked and cried and laughed and cried some more. I would like to say this story had a happy conclusion but the truth is that was the exception to our otherwise rocky relationship. That was 30 years ago and I never looked back!
Sometimes love (and great sex) just aren't enough to sustain a marriage. Actually they are never enough, but that sounds like one hell of a farewell to that relationship. I hope the two of you were able to maintain a fairly amicable relationship post marriage.
A screenplay for a porno film, but still and all, fantastic stuff.
You should shop that around Hollywood.
...which should be in a few hours. Here is a little appetizer to get me warmed up.
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I don't get it lol.
I'm always an optimist.
But in retrospect, the first one was, and always will be, the most special. I can remember is like yesterday.
She must have weighed fifteen pounds easy, and had beautiful green skin. I slipped my willy into her gorgeous juice-hole and rammed away until my silvery seed mixed with her own black seeds. Then I ate her with relish.
(With acknowledgement to mountainmoron)
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How do you have a bad orgasm?
I once had a lady get me to move her "score" from a 4/5 on performance to a solid 7, the entire date was bleh, right up until the standing CIM finish. I almost passed out.
There have been several recent unforgettable orgasms that rate very high on the list but one that has stood the test of time was with my wife just before we got married in 1957. We were both enjoying oral sex and I was stopping just before I came and went between her breasts. One night she ask if I would rather CIM. I did. It has been something I require as a talent from a provider more than 57 years later. I think that qualifies as unforgettable.
She is a genius at cocksucking. She brings me to the edge and back over and over and includes both soft and wet and hard and intense, almost to the point of pain then back to soft and sensual and wet when my moans are at their peak. She has blown me for literally 2 hours before letting me cum. Her blowjobs are the closest thing I think I have ever had to multiple orgasms. It just builds and ebbs and builda and ebbs and I'm in heaven the entire time. When I do it is a rush that leaves me breathless and useless for a long while. Then I do the same for her orally. After I recover and can get it up again we fuck to completion in several positions. If only she did all this more than once or twice a year I would never hobby.
I might even get a divorce. Hasn't happened in 16 years...
Though to be fair I only started hobbying again 12 years ag
My ex was incredible. She'd get me to the point where my knees buckled.
I try to tell providers what I like in a BJ, and try to get them to do some of the things my ex did that felt really good. Most providers do those things for a few seconds, and then go back to their own style. One recently, though, followed my suggestions, and it was wonderful. No buckled knees, but definitely a powerful orgasm.
When I was very young, my also-very-young girlfriend invited me to sneak into her bedroom in the middle of the night after we'd spent an hour making out on her back porch. Her room was on the ground floor overlooking the pool, and she left the sliding-glass door to her bedroom unlocked. When I entered her bedroom at 2 am or so, I was on fire and my senses were acute. She was asleep and she didn't hear me enter. I gently lifted up her covers and gave her the best french kiss I knew how into the crotch of her panties. She woke up instantly, gasping, and I parted her panties to one side and went to work suckling on her tiny little and newly fuzzy box. It was my first experience kissing a girl anywhere but the mouth or neck. Neither of us made a sound because her parents were sleeping two rooms away, but we were both sweating and shaking and panting like dogs. I mouth-fucked her little muffin like just she taught me to french kiss her mouth, and I kept at it until she was bucking into my face like a mechanical bull. Right as she released, I got the tiniest little jet of her juice on my tongue and chin, and I orgasmed into my own shorts about 3 seconds later without her even touching me. It was the first orgasm I'd ever had in anything but my own company; that it coincided with getting a little squirt of girl juice on my face imprinted it into my memory forever. I can still smell her now if I try.
What the Fuck is going on here!!!!
Wow! I take a few months off..
And this is what I see! For shame.
cleaning up is always a bitch.....
First off my apologies to Mr. Twister. I overreacted and should not have told him to shut the fuck up (and for the record my mother never said that to me).
The goal of this thread was to get people to share a wonderful moment that they may have had with a special partner. Any partner who you may have clicked with and enjoyed so much that you may have experienced one of the (if not THE) greatest orgasms of your life.
So no. I was not asking grown men to tell me about their cumshots. I enjoy telling stories and I enjoy reading stories. One of the reasons this site exists is so that we may engross ourselves in the sexual experiences of other members. I know that when I research a provider, I really do enjoy reading a well written account of that person's time spent with her. It can be a deciding factor as to whether or not I would decide to schedule time with her.
So thank you to the handful who actually took the time to share a special moment, especially grumpyolguy and BigBrucey. Those were some pretty intense accounts. They seemed genuine and special. Those are moments that stay with you forever and hold a special place in a person's heart.
OH! I thought you were just looking for something to read while you "spanked the monkey"
BAD MONKEY!
The goal of this thread was to get people to share a wonderful moment that they may have had with a special partner. Any partner who you may have clicked with and enjoyed so much that you may have experienced one of the (if not THE) greatest orgasms of your life.
So no. I was not asking grown men to tell me about their cumshots. I enjoy telling stories and I enjoy reading stories. One of the reasons this site exists is so that we may engross ourselves in the sexual experiences of other members. I know that when I research a provider, I really do enjoy reading a well written account of that person's time spent with her. It can be a deciding factor as to whether or not I would decide to schedule time with her.
So thank you to the handful who actually took the time to share a special moment, especially grumpyolguy and BigBrucey. Those were some pretty intense accounts. They seemed genuine and special. Those are moments that stay with you forever and hold a special place in a person's heart.
Just another conversation starter. I had no idea this would be such a controversial topic considering the site I'm posting on. Live and learn.
BTW you are quite the master of the animated GIF!
Beats the heck out of the BBFS thread-of-the-month club. I think the OP was wordy and may have gotten into a little TMI but I have been guilty of that myself. Nice change of pace. Gave me a chance to think back and remember from my own experiences. As I have gotten older, for me, it's much more about the journey rather than the arrival - so I don't often think about the O when I think back on a session....whether its P4P or Real life.
Truth be told, I think the really good ones require you to be young. Enjoy - and "gather ye rosebuds while ye may"!
Thanks
who knew I liked her to take me to the edge several tiimes before letting me finish. Tarah is retired now..
My college GF was a sexual dynamo, she fucked and sucked like a woman possessed. She made sure she got hers and she could cum multiple times, and when she came it was as if she was cumming from her toes. It was during one of her wild ACG orgasms that the tightening of her pussy walls during her orgasm made me cum like crazy for what felt like 20 seconds as you described, it was amazing, 2 nerds fucking and cumming like porn stars.
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but after checking his prior posts and reviews, alas it is not our little tidwit, but his little hissy fit when you mrtwister didn't want to play sure reminded me of him, and it appears that I was not alone in thinking so.
I am laying odds that the Turdmeister will back soon, after all who else would want him? lol
Hee sounds like loads uv funn. Iz hee Rushin?
MAYBE you've had a lot of great ones!
there was this one recently. Actually two. For me, an orgasm is like ski jumping. Your going to get a lot of good jumps, but to get your best, you have to hit your take off perfectly. Normally, mine last forty to sixty seconds. When I hit it, they'll go for two minutes, with multiples highs within that time frame.
Of course, sometimes your ski jump turns into the agony of defeat. I was with a great lady recently, and couldn't pop. I crashed out, and it was time to go. She did everything she could, but it was one of those days. Having spent my little fortune on an escort, and wanting a release even more badly than before, I opted for a less expensive fbsm later that same day. It was one of those fbsms, where you totally connect, and the +'s start adding up. I think it was the surprise itself that took me over the top, but since she was so charming, I hit my take off perfectly, and set a new Olympic Record. I was walking around on cloud nine, wondering when I could return. This time the surprise was mine. I hit the atm, and returned two hours later. Luckily she was available. Since I'd tipped her significantly, she was shocked, yet thrilled to see me back so soon. Shall we say there were more +'s than before. I couldn't believe the take off this time. I thought the earlier one was perfect, but this one set a new World Record.
I'd love to hear some stories from the ladies.
Nobody knows me like me. 
My sister and BIL were having a party and I went with my GF. We were having a good time and then got into a little argument. We made up and headed upstairs for a heated round of sex that lasted half the night. The first time I came all the aggression was still there and it was so intense. We ended up doing it 5 times that night and were even walked in on by my sister's best friend who was buck naked. So hot! My GF wasn't into other girls and not going to let me stray so a threesome was out. Oh well, it was still the best night of sex. I still dream about my GF and that night.
Maybe it's been a really long time since you've had any physical contact with a woman. Or perhaps you've been in a loveless marriage for so long that when you finally do meet up with that perfect GFE who pushes all the right buttons, you explode with such ferocity, that at some point during the orgasm, you think you might not actually survive this.
Just tossing some ideas and examples out there. Bottom line is I've had a couple of these over the last few months, but yesterday's experience was on a whole other level for me. I made love to this woman for two hours. I was inside of her for what must have amounted to about one hour with the rest being kissing, touching, petting, oral, etc all sprinkled in. We were all over the place and since I have a great deal of stamina, I knew I could last until the very end. I purposely hadn't unloaded in five days and when I blew, the orgasm lasted about 20 seconds. Look at your watch and count to 20. That's a long time for a guy to orgasm (I think). She has her hand wrapped around the base of my cock. It's ridiculously hard and there's a huge vein bulging out of one side. I can feel it pulsating because I have my hand on the top portion. The head is in her mouth. She's slobbering all over it and we're both jerking it up and down. Slowly I feel the blood rushing from my head and my heartbeat hastens. I know it's going to be big, but I had no idea just how big. Cum starts to trickle out slowly like lava from a volcano. And then this huge blast right up her nose, off the side of her face and into her hair. Some may have also flown past her head and found it's way onto the floor. Then there were a couple more smaller spurts and she thought I was done. But I wasn't and I knew I wasn't. I was still orgasming and I told her there was more. I really can't recall the exact look on her face, but I'm pretty sure her jaw was agape. I think about 5-6 seconds went by when I unloaded another huge blast. This one up my chest and onto my chin (since I was now the only one holding my cock). A few small dribbles followed and then it was done. I actually yelled out in excitement! I think I said, "what a fucking load"! And she smiled from ear to ear and clapped for me! It was adorable!
Also I'm still fairly young and on the drive back, I had a tough time catching my breath. I never felt as if I were in any sort of real trouble, but I really did overdo it yesterday! And it was so fucking worth it!
So what about you? Was it something that you've already shared in a review here? I know that I really do enjoy writing about my experiences. I find it to be cathartic since this place is really my only point of release. I can't tell anyone else, so I do it here.
How bout it? Best. Orgasm. Ever. Aaaaaand go!