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There was a guy that arranged a date with a lady for a filght over the ocean. They had engine trouble and had to land on Torrey Pines golf course. Needless to say this got a lot of local media coverage and they had to melt into the crowd before the media came.

I was visiting with one of my ATFs in a hotel in my city. I was excited about seeing her, but as fate would have it, when I entered the hotel lobby, the concierge recognized me and spoke to me by name.WTF? But I forged ahead anyway and got into the elevator. As the door was closing, a guy got on the elevator with whom I had done a business deal some years before. I didn't think he recognized me because I was sort of disguised and  he didn't say anything as we rode up several floors. But when he got off on his floor, he turned and called my  name and wished me a good evening!! WTF? But i forged ahead and knocked on the door. My ATF and I got down to business and we were having a marvelous time in 69 when the FIRE ALARM sounded!! WTF? That should have killed my erection, but it didn't. Praying that it was a false alarm, I waited as she called the front desk to be sure and we were told to take the stairs and gather in the lobby. Knowing that I had 45 minutes left on a 2 hour appointment, I tried to convince her to forge ahead until I popped. My common sense big head won out over the horny little head and I took the stairs.  As I hit the ground floor, the hotel staff tried to direct me into the lobby. That wasn't going to happen. I quietly exited through the garage avoiding prying eyes and possibly news cameras. Being on the evening news would have been hard to explain to the SO.

Anybody else had this type of close call?

My daughter was in the delivery room about to have my grandchild and everyone waiting for the baby to come and I got bored it's been hours waiting, waiting and I told my SO and son in law if they won't mind I'll be in the lobby and watch TV. Went out and I sat down on one of the couch, their are few families their too like me a relatives having babies in different rooms. As I sat there I've notice a young hot looking lady looking at me sitting across with a child and elderly woman and I recognized her and we both smiled and acknowledge without any reaction just sit still pretend that we don't know each other, I almost lost control, because we have so much fun together 2 weeks before I booked her for 1.5 hours and we had a blast, wanted to go and hug her and kiss her but discreetness prevents me for doing that. Then the elderly woman in her side starts talking to me asking me all kinds of questions like, is this your first grandchild? how excited are you? it's the greatest feeling? etc,etc, and I just couldn't get out from the conversations and bail out, then low and behold my SO and son in law showed up in the lobby telling me that it's probably takes a little longer for the baby to come out, then the elderly start saying hi! to my family and starts introducing her family to mine and all the real name keeps flying in the air was all revealed to everybody and me and the young lady just smiled each other, because the name that she knows me as I know her with is not even close. Then save by the bell a man came by don't know if it's her BF, SO or relative and summoned them that her sister had a baby boy, and congratulations from everyone...so close, great respect for the lady privacy, discreetness she's so calm and I'm freaking out.

ut fortunately I had just finished up minutes before.  

Was this all on last Friday the 13th?

I and a lady friend were approached by a news team on the street, and she surprised me by agreeing to be interviewed on camera!  So I figured, what the hell, and did too - though I deliberately gave a meandering crappy answer to their question so they wouldn't pick my clip to put on the evening news lol.  Since I'm single, it wouldn't have been that a big a deal - but I had called-in sick to work that day, so I didn't want to have to explain my miraculous recovery!  We both laughed about it afterwards, as being interviewed on camera is not exactly recommended in the Hobby Handbook.  But the way she played by her own rules I actually found very appealing...

There was a guy that arranged a date with a lady for a filght over the ocean. They had engine trouble and had to land on Torrey Pines golf course. Needless to say this got a lot of local media coverage and they had to melt into the crowd before the media came.

We've had fire alarms and at what was essentially meant to be an intimate cocktail between our client and ourselves, an entire film crew. I think the best so far would be having had client with a particular fetish which I won't name here. We had spent most of the afternoon together only to find that going to see a film that evening, his designated seat was next to us with his family and presumably partner or wife.

Emilie & Oliver

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