I seriously laughed out loud when I read that. Thank you.
I've had a dinosaur fetish since I was a child and wanted to know what it was like to have sex with a dinosaur since watching Barney. Essentially I want you to dress up in a crotchless Barney costume (I will provide) and have you do rails off the coffee table while I plow. Afterwards, I want to throw Jerky Treats on the floor and have you fight for them against my two miniature Schnauzer's. Any takers?
I cant wait for the review on this one
I seriously laughed out loud when I read that. Thank you.
Applause! I get it. I am sad to say not many here have a sense of humor but I do. JAJAJAJA
Dog treats have no flavor.
Isn't Barney a dude dino? Not judging, whatever blows your dress up I guess. Do you also have a tape with mating sounds you've been practicing? God bless you and may all your dreams come true!