On other forums, guys are talking about wives and girlfriends, and what they're going to be getting them for V-Day. I feel a little left out, being divorced and all, but I'll be seeing a wonderful provider that day.
I'd love to post that on those forums, and I'd love to post a photo of her. The guys would be picking their tongues up off the floor. Obviously, I can't just let it out that I see providers, and I can't post a photo of the lady.
Still, seeing someone I really like on V-Day is in many respects better than what I was getting the past 10+ years of my marriage. I'd hand her a gift, and she'd hand me a plate of pork chops and potatoes or something, and that was my gift.
In some ways I envy those guys. I know that in many ways, they'd envy me. I unfortunately have to leave my beautiful companion after a certain number of hours. They're stuck with their (sometimes) shrews for life.
Life is all about balance.
Reminds me of a few years ago, I took the W up to NYC for shopping and a show and thought that Tavern on the Green would be the perfect spot for a nice V-day dinner. Food was horrid, it was overpriced and the place was so oversold for the event that they put our table next to a support column, we might as well have sat in the kitchen. On the other hand, it was snowing and the scenery was pretty nice.
V-day makes me nervous, it is also our anniversary, double the pressure. OTOH, in one day I kill two birds with one stone 
We were just in Vegas to celebrate her birthday and we were in a cab, waiting for a red light. A guy holding a placard and a huge wooden cross is shouting for all sinners to atone for their sins. I proceed to lower the window and tell him that if it is possible to atone for my sins, I would much prefer to keep on sinning and settle up later. Obviously, the lady cab driver took something away from that conversation because as we pull away she says: "ok, so which strip club do you want to go to, if you are not set on one, XYZ is the perfect one for you." I mentioned to the W how much fun it would be and that it would be an early birthday present for me, but no cigar 
You're obviously DYING to share because you feel like you've hit the jackpot with this chick. Who's gonna find out? Write a review and post a link to her site so everyone can envy you and pick "their tongues up off the floor".
Although I gotta tell ya, I don't think anyone is going to be all that jealous of a pro you're paying money to pork. We all do it and it's fun, but it's not like you scored some hot piece as a girlfriend who you don't have to pay for sex and you can have anytime you want (within reason).
Call back when you start dating Kate Upton. Then we'll all kiss your fuckin ass.
Or maybe she'll be running a few minutes late and just getting out of the shower...and the whole date will be RUINED!!!
She would never bail on him. They're Best Friends With Benefits Forever! Or at least until his bank account runs dry. But until then, it's sunshine, rainbows and lollipops!
(Just don't tell him about that guy who will be ringing her phone five minutes after he leaves. It might break his wittle heart)
I think he said that the guys on the "other forums" he posts on, which I am going to assume are NOT fuck boards, that those guys would be picking their tongues off the floor, and not that any one here would be jealous. That would be like saying that the guys seated at the next table over in a restaurant would be "jealous" because you ordered the lobster instead of the chicken. lol
I will concede, Springer does have a bit more drama with his "NSA hookers" than do the rest of us, but I seriously doubt that he thinks any of us are going to be jealous of him.
Speaking of Valetines Day, it is yet one more day of the year where I celebrate being happily unattached, with no one trying to make me feel guilty for not being exploited on this "Special Day" Yeah, it's special all right, Special for florists, chocolate makers, restaurants and all the other industries that thrive on selling guilt. lol
I did mean guys on other types of forums--guitar forums, gun forums, etc. Your restaurant analogy holds up well. If any of us walked into a restaurant with one of our provider dates, probably every guy in the place would be envious. Then he'd get slapped or kicked by his wife.
I'm not seeing a provider to celebrate Valentine's Day. It wasn't until after I made the appointment that I remembered the manufactured holiday. Seems fitting, though, given the lousy V-Days I'd had with my ex the last 10-15 of our marriage.
You mean to say you have found a way to score a hot girlfriend who does not cost you money? Where do I sign up? One of the ladies in Vegas, I think it is Lovely Lorena, has, or had, a page on her site where she goes through the cost of a typical high-end date and then compares it to her donation. Knowing that one is a sure thing, assuming one is not an asshole, I would chose to fork over the premium for P4P over the real date. Hell, even having sex with my wife costs me money! Lol!
I have noticed that whenever there's a holiday the lonely guys lament their lot in life.
You must be one of those guys who thinks that the women who sell sex care about you.
I doubt many guys IRL would give a shit about the woman you paid to be nice to you for an hour or two.
Valentines Day is a holiday? When did you put forth this legislation? I must of missed it.
some folks just want to turn it into something else.
I know it's not real, and I know she's not my girlfriend or anything close. And when I say "she", I mean any one of a number of providers I've seen or would want to see.
As for guys picking their tongues up off the floor, they're guys. If they could boink some of the beautiful women I have without consequences, they'd do so in a heartbeat.
For those of you who are giving me a hard time just for the fun of it, thanks for the laughs. For those who are trying to start something, kiss my skinny white butt.
We're just givin you the business.
balance. But that balance has nothing to do with a stupid holiday called V-Day. I hate this holiday and everything that entangles it personally.
If you're in love, truly in love, it should be celebrated everyday with that partner in life. Not one day of the year popping lil candy hearts with ridiculous sayings on them and saying googoo and gaga to each other. Give me a break lol.
However, I'm happily celebrating by myself and sitting in a theater to watch the much anticipated movie noone wants to admit they're going to go see lol. Of course, I have to out of sheer curiosity. Why not, should be fun. And if I get horny during or after, Im sure I'll be able to find a remedy to cure those blues lol....alone and with a smile 
Anyhow, learn to not swim in the shallow end of that balance, and enjoy the richness the deep end brings. You'd be amazed the kind of happiness you can find just with you and you alone sometimes Springer. In any event, have a blast with your smokin' hot date. I hope it goes as well as you plan it too.
xx kisses
Posted By: 89Springer
On other forums, guys are talking about wives and girlfriends, and what they're going to be getting them for V-Day. I feel a little left out, being divorced and all, but I'll be seeing a wonderful provider that day.
I'd love to post that on those forums, and I'd love to post a photo of her. The guys would be picking their tongues up off the floor. Obviously, I can't just let it out that I see providers, and I can't post a photo of the lady.
Still, seeing someone I really like on V-Day is in many respects better than what I was getting the past 10+ years of my marriage. I'd hand her a gift, and she'd hand me a plate of pork chops and potatoes or something, and that was my gift.
In some ways I envy those guys. I know that in many ways, they'd envy me. I unfortunately have to leave my beautiful companion after a certain number of hours. They're stuck with their (sometimes) shrews for life.
Life is all about balance.
I loved American Sniper and I think you will too!
but it's the wrong movie lol. I don't think that movie would make me horny quite honestly. Happy you enjoyed it!
xx kisses
Posted By: HawkEyePierce
I loved American Sniper and I think you will too!
There was a gaggle of hotties sitting in front of me awfully sweaty checking out Bradley Cooper. They looked horny as hell to me.
Then those lil hotties have issues in my book lol. That is NOT one movie to go and ogle over Mr. Cooper. Wrong conceptual all together in my opinion. But to each his own I suppose.
xx kisses
Posted By: HawkEyePierce
There was a gaggle of hotties sitting in front of me awfully sweaty checking out Bradley Cooper. They looked horny as hell to me.
But then again, I wasnt looking at their issues. I had my eyes on their assets. But enjoy your V-day in the theater with your 50 pair of shades on if that makes your day. Clint Eastwood, Bradley Cooper and those 3 sweaty and sticky hot honeys in the row ahead of me made mine.
I prefer to never miss an episode of TMZ so I can see how Bruce Jenner is progressing.
I also got my People magazine which is helping me stay up to date on this riveting story.
Fifty Shades of Grey is nonsense. The books are nonsense. Melanie Griffith said it's nonsense.
I can't wait for the "Bruce Jenner Story" to come out.
This guy literally gives me WOOD. No pun intended. LOVE HIM!!!!
Watch the whole thing, will do you good with the wood lol.
xx kisses
You really don't expect me to get the hots for that guy, do you?
I love all of these wilderness survival shows. I see them all the time when I'm at the gym. People living in tents and caves north of the arctic circle, spearing fish, running around with clubs trying to kill geese, and digging holes in the ground for refrigeration. And the narrators are always talking about what a rough life it is. Yeah, of course it's rough! It was those folks' idea to move into the wilderness. If they want an easier life, they should move to Manhattan. Well, at least Anchorage.
Yeah, I happened to be camping near him in the middle of winter, didn't have an axe to chop firewood, so after pitching my tent, I walked over and asked him if he would give me some wood. He gave me wood!
And it sure ain't V-Day. A bullshit holiday if evr their wuz. 1 of a long list of fake "days" made up so biz can make big bux.
Herez a hintt: if U R lonely on V-Day, yore also lonely evry uther day uv th'year.
Within' the way y'all talk, I gotta wonder if you ain't from my neck o' the woods. Y'all from Alabamy, to0?
An' I ain't celebratin cause I'm lonely. I'm celebrating cause I"m gittin my horniness fixed.
I was with my neighbor Earl the other day when his brother Bobby stopped by to chat. Bobby I guess had been tryin' to get his horniness fixed, too. He started blubbering away, and Earl asked him what was wrong.
Bobby said, "I just slept with my second cousin."
Earl came right back at him. "Bobby, I told you to stop countin' 'em!"
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I think, from reading your past posts, that you and I are in a similar boat.
I for one couldn't care less about Feb. 14th. I always participated in the charade when I was dating and/or married, but I think it's just a day for florists and chocolatiers to make a buck, not that there's anything wrong with that. One could assume that I've given up on romance and love, and they'd be 100% correct. I've been there and done that, have the T shirt, and I'm not interested in the game anymore, which is why I adore our sport. I can get the intimacy, in short intense bursts, and then see ya bye until next time. My soul is calloused to some extent, but it's "who" I am now.
A wise woman recently told me "the older I get, the more I realize that I don't really need to understand anyone else; just me!". That was so profound that I had to sit down after reading it, ok honestly I was already sitting down but I suspect you get the point. Wise beyond her years, that's for sure.
Let the guy be excited and enjoy his date! If he wants to talk about how hot she is, who cares? Why bash that? He's pumped up - it's cute!
I tend to agree with Stevie. Valentine's Day is a Hallmark holiday, nothing more. My thighs don't want the box of chocolates, thanks.
I was married for 15 years, been divorced for 1. It's just another day now as it was then. I'm much more excited for this year's date than I usually am though. Just like you gents have ATFs, so do we. And one of mine happened to arrange a very nice night for us. I'd much rather hang out with him and have a real, great time and go our separate ways than eat a bunch of candy hearts and read cards decorated in glitter...
Have fun Springer ; )
Thanks, Alexandra. I hope I have fun. You, too.
Just took a look at your website. Wow.
I know it's a manufactured holiday. My best friend worked for a flower wholesaler for several years. Their price to their customers on a dozen American Beauty red roses was $2.40. The florists often lose money all year, and make their profits off suckers like us guys on V-Day and Mother's Day
