You mean the phrase "once you go black you'll never go back" is not real? Lol jk. I live in LA, so tons of non black girls here date black dudes. BUT you'll probably need to buy them dinner, clothes, vacation, etc. you'll probably have to spend enough to feed an African city for a year lol.
Or would I have to take a Provider on the Downlow!!!!
So I said to my wife hey the Megaticket concert just went on sale let's get the Platinum tickets (like $800 a piece but well worth it).
She literally said "is your black ass crazy or what, we would be the only 2 black people there and I told you a million times the only country song I like is that one with Nelly".
So I was thinking to myself what if I invited a Provider to go with me. We could do it discretely. There are so many people at a concert. That no one would know we are together. I could meet her before the concert give her the ticket, we enter separately and just hang out. Who would know?
Now I was thinking in exchange for an $800 ticket I could get a BJ in the car before or after the concert. Preferably before as I would like to enjoy the concert and not have to think about the BJ during the concert.
Is this crazy or what?
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for a BJ.
Why would you care about taking someone to a concert that you want to go to? Just go, I'm sure there'll be plenty of women looking for someone to hang out with for nothing.
I see that a BJ is usually less than $ 100...heck, you could negotiate that to $ 50 on the ride to the concert.
Just swing by, open the car door, drop a fifty and go have yourself some fun.
You're a fun poster. I wish some of these other negative Nancy's would post fun and upbeat stuff like you.
pull up your pants and you will be just fine. Welcome to 2015 by the way.
One time several years ago three of us, one black guy, one Costa Rican, and one mixed Asian all went to see a hockey game in the lily white town of Tulsa Oklahoma. We were the only smidgeon of color in what seemed like an endless sea of skin as white as the ice the game was played on. lol
I say you should just go, I bet you'll have a fun time. There will be some assholes I am sure but I think most people are friendly. You might even meet some girl who will give you a bj for free lol. Tons of girls have a thing for black dudes.
that have a thing for black dudes.
Because shit of that's the case then I stop paying whores to fuck me!!!!!!!!
With the $$$ I spend I could feed an entire African village for a year
You mean the phrase "once you go black you'll never go back" is not real? Lol jk. I live in LA, so tons of non black girls here date black dudes. BUT you'll probably need to buy them dinner, clothes, vacation, etc. you'll probably have to spend enough to feed an African city for a year lol.
Nope. I don't believe it. You're a pimply white teenage boy.
If you're not, prove it.
Why not go by yourself?
Just don't go crazy. Black, okay; crazy...maybe not. But, no, lots of crazies at Country.
You don't need a date. Bring your wife if she wants to go, but otherwise why rent a date? IMO, the usual guy who takes a paid escort to anything country is a closet homosexual who needs to convince his buds that he's straight and hot for sexy girls.
Personally, country made me nauseous when country making you nauseous wasn't cool.
Wonder what he's not doing nowadays.
I was smack in the middle of my young bar hopping days during the mid-90s Hootie craze and I never understood it. They seemed like a bar band, or an opening act at best, that inexplicably became this weird phenomenon. I remember being in quite the minority with that opinion.
You don't know
* Wagon Wheel
* Homegrown Honey
BTW, I think Homegrown Honey will be my new nickname for you. See because your from Cincy making you Homegrown, etc, etc,.
RT
(Visiting Cincy soon - like within a week or so - hint, hint, wink, wink)
"I'd rather hear Morgan Freeman talk me through masturbation than hear Darius Rucker sing a power ballad."
@wonder what he's not doing nowadays
Funny thing is, I was at a Darius Rucker concert a few years ago and everyone was singing along to his new country hits, then he busted out some of the old hootie hits and the older folks in the crowd were singing along and the youngsters were like, "Huh? What song is that?"
There is no such thing as country music anymore lol. Tell your wife it will be fine. And my experience as a former (very) part-time Nashville musician from back in the day is this: 1. yes, not a lot of black folks seem to attend what passes for country music events and 2. from what I've seen, while the music may not be for everyone, no one really cares about the color of someone's skin. It's about the music and the tent is open for anyone who wants to walk in (although it's the 'metrosexual Yankees' who seem to get invited in through the side door lol).
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The challenge will be to find a lady who already REALLY wants to go badly enough to not only go without any of her friends, but with a perfect stranger AND places enough value on the experience, to compensate YOU for the purchase-price.
That is who would be willing to barter for a ticket, as you suggest she would be exchanging both a service as well as her companionship, for the price of her admission.
I'd like to go to such a concert (I like lots of different kinds of music); but I would want to attend it with a friend or a group of friends.
So if someone were to approach me with an offer such as yours, I would pass. Why? Because I would not consider your purchase price of the ticket to be any form of compensation for my companionship, let alone any incidental activities.
Now if one of my favorite, long-time clients were to have an extra ticket to a group/artist's show that's been on my Must-See list for many years? Then, yes I would consider attending with him as an even exchange.
But that's kinda my point: everything has to align just right for it to work.
They all just think you're that black dude running for the Republican nomination for president.