Joe Hooker?
Sure, why not? I'd do anything for $10M. You would have to be crazy not to. Ask for $10K...that's where you find the wierdos who would still do it!
cheers,
cy
and all you had to do was dress up in women's clothing and seduce a man in the lobby of a nice hotel or bar up to your room and give him a happy ending in your hotel room, would you be able to pull it off?
Again 10 million dollars.
Besides going the distance, you must make him believe you are a woman. And you are a man.
10 million dollars. Would you do it? No one would ever find out except you, the dude and the eccentric millionaire who is challenging you to the test.
This is a question for the guys. Could you pull off being a woman in drag if your life depended on it?
HB
Only if, The "victim" didnt mind that I would look like Jethro Bodines cousin. LOL!
Hey next thing wee'll see is someone posting to be the victim and say he was fooled if they split the bucks.
The only thing better would be "Hamilton Hawaiian Longboard."
Interesting...
You ask if I would do it for 10 million, but then close your question asking if my life depended on it.
My answer is "Yes" if my life depended on it, and "No F*ckin Way!" for 10 million. My life doesn't depend on 10 million.
God, you would look so much better in drag than I would!
Joe Hooker?
Sure, why not? I'd do anything for $10M. You would have to be crazy not to. Ask for $10K...that's where you find the wierdos who would still do it!
cheers,
cy
I only hope for his sake that who promised him whatever comes through for him.
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to reitre, would you?.........not over and over but really do it...10 million dollars. Could you pull it off?
... one look at me in that get up and I would cited for clown impersonation at best!
Sure I could.
After some very intoxicating liquor and some heavy duty party favors, I could even fool my wife!
First is whether the "hobbyist" would be willing to exchange places with the provider. Since no WOMAN is likely to pay any of us to have sex with them, you had to ask it this way. The answer for me, at least, is NO WAY! I'm pretty well aware of what my sexual appetites are and are not, and there isn't a dollar figure I can imagine that would make me do that. Of course, whatever compensation there WAS would largely be handed directly to the makeup artist to make it possible 
The second question (whether we'd be able to carry off being in drag if our life depended on it) is very different. The above is not truly a life-and-death situation. People will do INCREDIBLE things when the downside of NOT doing it is losing their lives. But I don't think you were asking taht question
... What decent man would have me? I would do it for "less" if I thought I had any chance of success. Heather, would you coach me for 20% of the winnings? If you don't want to coach, who among the ladies would volunteer their time? ,,, Harry
6'4" 230 here. No -one's buying. Even the "boys" no longer look at me unkless they are "bear" queens.
does not compute!
Sully the fat loser
I'm 6' and over 300 lbs. and hairy as a black bear. As a former powerlifter, it is somewhat doubtful that even a blind man wouldn't mistake me for a woman.
Every man has his price and you have exceeded it. Break out your frilliest dress, hire a good make up artist and prepair to deposit that money in my bank account.
Hey sailor! New in town?
Cm.
So how was your business trip honey?
Honey, I have something to tell you. This is not going to come off well. While away on business, I mistakingly got a happy ending at Le Meridian by some dude in a Bagli Mishka and 3 inch Ferrugamos. He was well hung and the lighting was dim but I think I was raped.
Are you sure it was a man?
It had to be. He kept telling me I was pretty while playing with my hair.
Wow, that happened at a five star hotel?
Actually, they're up to six stars.
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Absolutely not.
TET
For most of us, It would probably be alot easier to entice someone who prefers cross-dressing transvestites, than it would to lure a normal hetero guy into the mix.
Do you speak for other providers in fantasizing about this happening with your clients?
Actually, my first thought was just...
How far would you heterosexual males go to make 10 mil bucks.
Would I like a hidden camera on something like that, sure. I'd like to see if you'd be willing to put as much enthusiasm into being a servicer/provider. Now, if you were servicing a woman as a man, it would be an honest genuine enthusiasm. But with a man, for many of you, it would be an acting gig.
For some providers who might have a real dud (unclean, rude, smelly) come to her door, it's going to take the same kind of enthusiasm doing something she doesn't want to do because she made the commitment to do so.
If you haven't had a shower for days, don't use deoderant and smell like a sewer, your provider is going to feel the same way you would dressing up as a woman having to service a man with a GFE. But we only get $$$ish, not 10 million.
I would say this is a good analogy.
Besides, I'd like to see a masculine man like you in pumps, a silk dress and makeup toting a Gucci bag of toys into a 5 star hotel looking to do some damage. What if you could pull it off with limited services? You might just triple your take home pay and be able to write off all those trips. Now, I got you thinking. Technically, you could have your male hobbyist friends/clients review you and you could continue seeing female providers for your own enjoyment and reviewing them. That would make you a double dipper. Staff would proclaim you "first ever hetero-metrosexual HOBBYIST PROVIDER -- with crossdressing option".
HB ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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>If you haven't had a shower for days, don't use deoderant and smell
>like a sewer, your provider is going to feel the same way you would
>dressing up as a woman having to service a man with a GFE. But we
>only get $$$ish, not 10 million.
What's wrong with "here's the shower, sweetie." Let's hop in there together and freshen up?
Why subject yourself to stuff you don't need to face. Most guys would LOVE to lather with their ATF or even as the beginning of a 1 hour Thomas Jenkins special.
OK, now I get it. You are complaining about the job. Well hey, other people complain about their jobs, so why shouldn't you be able to complain about yours. A liitle healthy venting can be a good thing. And I can hear the other providers saying "You go girl!!!"
At first I thought you were working for FOX trying to find a contestant for a reality show but then I thought not even FOX would air this (but who knows). I saw your initials "HB" at the end and now I think you work for HBO and you'r trying to come up with something to compete with FOX and the other reality shows.
HB stands not for Home Box Office, but for Heavenly Box.
I'm afraid my virgin gag reflex would give me away.
Of course, I guess I could always just do what you ladies to and be very diplomatic and say "I'm really sorry, but I've just never seen one so big."
The more relevant question might be, after seeing my less than beautiful face and, ... well, I never really did have an hour glass figure, could any guy keep it up long enough for me to make the $10 million?
There's a reason you ladies got all the curves, the pretty faces and the soft skin and we men didn't.
Hell yes I could pull it off ... (of course I wouldn't pull IT off of him) but passing as a woman for a little bit of time, getting him up to my room and giving him a hj ... no problem.
Where can I sign up?
Jimbo
Applications can be found in the front office but we are still awaiting funding.
Now, listen to me, those are very different things! Your life and anyone else's life is worth a lot more than 10 million dollars. Money just ain't that important.
Okey dokey -- there's this sick fu*k who wants me to dress up as a woman and pork some wacko for (use excited Samuel L. Jackson voice): ***TEN MILLION DOLLARS***!!!!! I'm no pauper, but... TEN MILLION DOLLARS!!! I know I could do it. Hell, I WANT to do it!!
There's no fuc*ing way that a 6'3", 280 lb. guy could ever pass for a provider, but... with the right surroundings, the right music, the right liquor, the right sicko, who knows? I'd be willing to give it a whirl! I'm undecided about who'd be the bitch and who'd be the butch. I've been with providers who use strapons, but this is a man here -- I'd have to let him decide. And I don't need $10 million; I'd do it for a $1 million and never look back (of course, I'd gladly take the $10 million and run). I don't care what anyone says, that's a fu*kload of money! Of course, I'd make sure to schedule a very long (very much deserved) overnight appointment with you afterwards. Then maybe we could talk about investing in real estate development with my ill-gotten gains. LOL
The idea of a butch and a bitch and a bag o' strap on's at Le Meridian in Boston...I can hear Pavarotti...it's all in slow mo...I'm seeing a lot of facial hair, strawberries, champagne on ice and 2 pairs of men's black dress socks laid out on the back of a paisley print arm chair. Of course, you'd follow it up with dinner at Durgin Park and the notoriously rude waitresses would bark loudly "If you lads at any closer, someone would think you both were soft".
(My worst fear in booking a room for $89 with Priceline is that somehow, my luck, I'd get the mandated adjoining room to a situation like that.)
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To hell with the drag...
How many folks would walk into a hotel dressed in what they are wearing right now and try to give the doorman, the janitor, the desk clerk (dude), the bartender, or any other guy in the place a happy ending for $10M?
I don't THINK I would do it, but $10M is a lotta forgetfulness. A few threesomes with a few local female providers and I just might forget all about where the money came from.