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I think the best way for you to eat pussy...
hotplants 1305 reads
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is from the video-cam in yer moms' basement.  

Try not to bite the monitor...too hard....you don't want to scratch it. And keep some Purell and a clean cloth on hand to wipe-up afterwards... mmmkay

ILoveToFuck2678 reads

Many ladies complain that many men don't know how to give oral sex to a woman.  I would like to ask all the girls here what instructions could you give the fellas on how you would like your pussy licked ?  Some say directly on the clit and others say around the clit. There are ladies who may say they like to be tongue fucked.  So ladies...what do you say?

ILoveToFuck859 reads

Look  in the mirror and you will see what an ass hole look like.

GaGambler753 reads

Come on, if you are going to troll these boards like you do, you really need to come up with some snappier comebacks. Do we really need to enlist RTucky to give you troll lessons?

However he'd probably never show up and just figure "what the hell"

Remember..."he who shall not expect shall not be disappointed"
 

Posted By: GaGambler
Come on, if you are going to troll these boards like you do, you really need to come up with some snappier comebacks. Do we really need to enlist RTucky to give you troll lessons?

TwoMints1099 reads

I'd tell you the secret, but then I'd have to kill you.  One hint. It rarely involves teeth.  

Posted By: ILoveToFuck
Many ladies complain that many men don't know how to give oral sex to a woman.  I would like to ask all the girls here what instructions could you give the fellas on how you would like your pussy licked ?  Some say directly on the clit and others say around the clit. There are ladies who may say they like to be tongue fucked.  So ladies...what do you say?

it's a secret and I'll keep it that way ;)

xx kisses
Stevie

I'm good at it, no false modesty needed.  It might be the only thing I'm good at.

I think the reason is I just take my time and pay attention to her body language.  Start slow, get a sense of when she is opening up/getting wet, then note her muscle contractions and body positions.  Go from there.

The thing that I think will always be a mystery to me is -- when is the exact perfect moment to stop?  When she is coming, I let it play itself out, then slowly taper off.  Sometimes I feel like I taper off too soon.

I always ask for direction, and they always say, "just like that," or "you're doing great," and I know providers never lie.

-- Modified on 1/25/2015 1:32:51 PM

hotplants1306 reads

is from the video-cam in yer moms' basement.  

Try not to bite the monitor...too hard....you don't want to scratch it. And keep some Purell and a clean cloth on hand to wipe-up afterwards... mmmkay

...that you're doing it wrong.

Here's what you do: You stick your tongue in as far as it can go, and then write the following letters with it...

IAMGETTINGFACEHERPES

Repeat until she orgasms. Works every time!



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ILoveToFuck829 reads

Yes ma'am !  When can we get started ?  BTW I hope your pussy juice is not too high in calories. I need to watch my waist line.

Hey Fez, we got any pussy back there?  I'm fucking starving

C'mon man, you know Fez is an asexual homosexual who wouldn't know what to do with a pussy.  He came out of the closet years ago yet still hasn't been on a date.  Poor Fezzy.

Posted By: ILoveToFuck
Many ladies complain that many men don't know how to give oral sex to a woman.  I would like to ask all the girls here what instructions could you give the fellas on how you would like your pussy licked ?  Some say directly on the clit and others say around the clit. There are ladies who may say they like to be tongue fucked.  So ladies...what do you say?

not obvious when your doing it, your doing it wrong...

Posted By: ILoveToFuck
Many ladies complain that many men don't know how to give oral sex to a woman.  I would like to ask all the girls here what instructions could you give the fellas on how you would like your pussy licked ?  Some say directly on the clit and others say around the clit. There are ladies who may say they like to be tongue fucked.  So ladies...what do you say?

skarphedin641 reads

For her sake, I  

1) Shave against the grain as close to the appt as possible.  

and

2) I treat her pussy with the same care I would the most fragile thing in the universe unless and until she shoves my face in there...

But, damn, I am paying and I am there for the pussy and I am going to eat some...  


-- Modified on 1/26/2015 11:21:29 AM

Eating pussy is an experiment with every women.  I have found that often it's what you do before arriving at the destination than what you do when you get there. I can easily spend 15-20 min moving from her neck to the Yippee spot. Sensual licking, gentle nips on her neck and nipples. Caressing and licking her inner thighs with an occasional flick on the man in the canoe. I find it is kind of like a "Jack in the Box". You gotta wind it up first.

Skyfyre727 reads

When plenty are already available complete with step by step example that can be watched not just read.

It's called PORN: all men and women should learn from the professionals. You'll all be sex experts in no time! LOL

89Springer611 reads

That's like learning martial arts by watching WWF.

Posted By: ILoveToFuck
Many ladies complain that many men don't know how to give oral sex to a woman.  I would like to ask all the girls here what instructions could you give the fellas on how you would like your pussy licked ?  Some say directly on the clit and others say around the clit. There are ladies who may say they like to be tongue fucked.  So ladies...what do you say?

Imagine its a juicy MANGO that you are getting to enjoy and savor on a hot Summer day.  
 
I once had a man tell me "Baby imagine your pussy is a canvas and my tongue is a painting brush..let me create some art on you". That was hot!  
 
--Sitara Dev

ILoveToFuck630 reads

May I try it on you? I just want to get a small sample taste of your pussy before I pay you for a full session, perhaps even a double session.

Spread her labia wide. Start licking the top - the clit with circular moves very slowly and gentle. Do not press with the tongue on the clit at all. Tease it rather than abuse it. From the clit go slowly on the right side of small pussy lips and continue licking in circles till you get to the left small pussy lips. Then go with your tongue close to the vagina area licking in circles/ spinning your tongue still and keep licking till you get your tongue at the entrance at her vagina. Then move your tongue deeper in her vagina slowly spinning your tongue in circle still till you fucked her vagina the deepest with your spinning tongue. She will cum really hard and your dick will be happy to be in that wet vagina.  
After saying that some guys who stood me up or wasted my time with detailed explicit talk on the phone or email might regret that they did that to me instead of waiting till meeting me face to face! It is one thing to talk in the general discussion forum and total different thing to talk explicit on the phone , email or adult ad!

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