The only joke that ever worked for me was when I was adjusting my body on a massage table. She asked, "Are you comfortable?"
I said, " I make a living." Beyond that, they just don't get my humor.So I was having a conversation with someone yesterday who, IMO, was talking out their ass about joking with escorts.
Basically, they were saying how funny it would be to meet an escort and then after they put the donation on the dresser and the girl comes to them, he would say, "Your under arrest..... hahaha just kidding".
I told the guy he is an idiot and expect the girl to kick him out (or in the balls, or both); I personally would not find it funny. But it got me thinking...... Has this ever happened to anyone? Be it provider or john?
I know one of my ex atfs made a joke once about having a baby bump from our time together, which made me really paranoid really quick even though I knew she was joking (she made it up to me for scaring the sh*t out of me)
But, anyone else been a part of inappropriate jokes during a session?
I wouldn't pull a joke on someone I'd just met.
With a provider I'd seen multiple times, I was standing in the bathroom at the mirror, and she was at the door. I turned away from her and pulled a set of the Groucho glasses (glasses, mustache, fake nose) from my case and put them on. When I turned around, she looked at me like I was a freak. I said, "I didn't want anyone to recognize me when I was walking through the lobby, so I wore these." She cracked up.
Another time with another provider I'd seen more than once, I was down on her for DATY. I paused, pulled her lips apart and said, "well I'll be." She said, "what?" "There's something in there," I said. "What is it?" "I don't know," I said, then paused. "It looks like...like..a tiny little nativity scene." That got a laugh.
But cop jokes? Never.
Yeah, Definitely good humor jokes. One thing I have learned in my life is, no matter what you look like, if you can make a woman laugh, she will be very appreciative.
There is something about laughter that I personally think is an aphrodisiac. I've gotten more women to say yes in civi life by just being funny then by relying my looks.
(will have to get myself some groucho glasses, that is classic; or better yet, blindfold her, then put them on just before you take the blindfold off and tell her you have been wearing them the entire time)
I've found gals love a guy who can make them giggle. But cop jokes? No way.
this is definitely one of them, and I vote for kicking him both out/in the balls, in which ever order she prefers.
A joke is not something that kicks a flash of adrenaline down someone else's spine. Anyone making that kind of aggressive "joke" in that situation is intentionally or unintentionally trying to knock the lady off balance and set the tone that he is in charge. I work with shit heads like that.
I don't think he has ever used an escort before. Buy yeah, come to think about it, he is one of those shit heads.
but aside from that there's nothing like a little humor to break the ice.
I don't know about the donations. I could see actually bringing 350 roses to a provider whose site references "roses" instead of dollars. Still, I wouldn't do it with someone I was seeing for the first time. Second, she'd have to be very good to warrant 350 actual roses. 
and I'm not kidding ... should be her reply. Only a dumbass would joke about LE in a hobby setting. That's a quick way to end up on lots of providers DNS (Do Not See) list and rightfully so.
Basically, they were saying how funny it would be to meet an escort and then after they put the donation on the dresser and the girl comes to them, he would say, "Your under arrest..... hahaha just kidding".
I told the guy he is an idiot and expect the girl to kick him out (or in the balls, or both); I personally would not find it funny. But it got me thinking...... Has this ever happened to anyone? Be it provider or john?
I know one of my ex atfs made a joke once about having a baby bump from our time together, which made me really paranoid really quick even though I knew she was joking (she made it up to me for scaring the sh*t out of me)
But, anyone else been a part of inappropriate jokes during a session?
The only joke that ever worked for me was when I was adjusting my body on a massage table. She asked, "Are you comfortable?"
I said, " I make a living."
Beyond that, they just don't get my humor.