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You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her.

I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.”

I just thought you guys would like a different approach to erotic readings in ads, instead of the same ole' same ole' plagiarized Harlequin tales. More importantly if you can't laugh at yourself, you might as well be 6ft under, ashes or frozen

If you would like to frolic like a child along side me type baileym365@yahoo in your email compose box, with references of course

you gonna give Mr Roth credit for that scintillating prose ?

..and yes, if we can't laugh at ourselves we are in very sorry shape

I should along with this picture, what 80 year old wouldn't like to see that. Great inspiration for a new novel by him.......Fingers lost in a soft sea of pink delight  

Posted By: LoboGris
 
 you gonna give Mr Roth credit for that scintillating prose ?  
   
 ..and yes, if we can't laugh at ourselves we are in very sorry shape

would smell as....  

........wait... maybe that was a rose... or a hibiscus ????
     
    I have been told a pussy looks like an orchid... maybe that was it.....

Good grief, it is just a humorous erotic passage from a great American novelist, there is no real life loud sounds coming from my arse or pink labyrinth.

they want everything in their mouth all the pleasure those men get out of a woman I can feel his mouth O Lord I must stretch myself I wished he was here or somebody to let myself go with and come again like that I feel all fire inside me or if I could dream it when he made me spend the 2nd time tickling me behind with his finger I was coming for about 5 minutes with my legs round him I had to hug him after O Lord I wanted to shout out all sorts of things fuck or shit or anything at all only not to look ugly or those lines from the strain who knows the way hed take it you want to feel your way with a man theyre not all like him thank God some of them want you to be so nice about it I noticed the contrast he does it and doesnt talk I gave my eyes that look with my hair a bit loose from the tumbling and my tongue between my lips up to him the savage brute Thursday Friday one Saturday two Sunday three O Lord I cant wait till Monda

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