So I'm in my room in Minnesota worked that morning but didnt have anything lined that night so i decided to go to a bar and have a drink. I look up some places and gay bar pops up. I'm like perfect I don't have to worry on guys hitting on me I can just drink and have fun. So I park my car I go inside the bar pay an admission fee(no problem) then I see this back part of the bar the guy stops me and says you have to pay to get back their its a private party I was like what the hell might as well.
I promise you when I walked in on the stage was a stripper pole to the right, a "X" with hand cuffs attached, and last but not least a sex stool. I ask about it from a young lady who was wearing a Santa outfit she says "this is a SWINGER party and you can get on stage and be dominated from a women or male." Oh wow great so the young lady goes to the stage and she gets beat by the whip and slowly but surely it turned me on so much. I decided I would go next, the Dominatrices ask me to remove my clothes but I didnt wear panties or a bra she said you can be nude here, oh really jack pot off came the clothes. She buckled me to her chair and spanked and touch me oh my it was AMAZING the crowd loved it and this is not how I planned my night but its great. Ill be back at the next swinger party PROMISE!!!!!
What the craziest thing that ever happen to you when you least expected to???
so there inpounding a my truck the I had to take a drug test so paid 8 bucks to take a drug test then I walk to a grayhound bus stop then I ment a hooker I had money and every pocket an boots I she new a I had a wallet but She took me to meet her pimp I we got unto a fight he knife my pants and took a 100 bucks out of my pockey but took off when he thought he got it all but she follow me to get momey out of she talk me unto getting. a hotel room then we play she want me to talk her shopping I went to store she start ack wiered and the cop cime she takes off running. thay pick me up theb Let me go but watch me get on the bus back hone.
I awoke this morning a TER moderator! Not really, but my real story didn't make it through. I was professing my love for all people. BTW, I am so disappointed, I thought my life long dream had finally come true.
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Fucking my neighbor's wife's visiting sister up against the side of their house one fine summer evening after his wife had gone to bed and he had passed out, and running into an ex-girlfriend at a beach bar and fucking her in the water while her date sat at the bar and several people watched us from the pier.
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It started on a Sunday morning with me a buddy of mine buying four bottles of Champagne for breakfast, a couple of hours later running out of Champagne and going back for four more, which we finished well before the early NFL games were over. The next few hours are a bit fuzzy, but I do vaguely remember doing shots of tequila with some chicas at the bar, and the rest of the evening is a complete blur.
Fast forward to the next morning, I wake up in my hotel room and don't have clue to where I am. I don't even remember what country I am in, much less what hotel. Well after a few minutes elapse and I start to get my bearings I did remember that I was in Panama and started to recognize my hotel room and then I come to the realization that I am not alone in the bed, I can't see her because she is under the covers, but I can see the lump under the covers and feel the warmth of a naked body next to mine. THAT;s is when I got the "oh what the fuck did I do?" moment. lol
I have no idea what this women *well at least i hoped it was a woman. lol) was going to look like when I pulled back the covers, and to tell the truth I was terrified about what kind of behemoth I was going to find in bed with me, so I slowly and carefully so as not to wake her pulled back the covers and much to my surprise and delight I find this gorgeous little Colombiana, all of about 5; 3: and 105 lbs snuggled up next to me who immediately when the covers were pulled back snuggled even closer to me, and right then I realized all was right in the world. lol
She was so hot that I kept her around for another entire day, and even found out her name, which I promptly forgot by the next day I am sure.
All I can say is that sometimes things just work out. lol
Given the sheer numbers, I would have guessed you'd had a least a few hundred moments like that.
Don't know if this story is true, but it was circulating years back. Actor John Laroquette, who was in the TV series
"Night Court", had a serious drinking problem. Supposedly the spark that made him quit was waking up one morning after a binge and finding a man in his bed. He asked the guy, "did we do a Liberace?" The guy replied, "Liberace is a Vegas act, man. You just sucked my cock."
but this one was a happy one. and NO, I have never had a Liberace moment. lol
(for us, lol) if the chick had a dick!
I was doing outcall, and after a great session and interesting conversation I went to bed.. Around 2:00 A.M. I am woken by noise of someone opening the door. I was like WTF. It took me a few seconds to get to my senses, and by the time I was able to make it to the door, the person was gone. I opened the door, but couldn't see anyone in the lobby...
I stumble back to my bed and about to call the front desk when the phone goes off.. A deep voice on the other end tells me to go back to bed, and it was just a routine audit.. "A routine, what?"... "Audit.. OK.."
I wake up the next day.. well in few hours and realize the root cause of confusion.. I had checked in a different room earlier in the day, but was unhappy with the room, as the view from the window was terrible, and I wanted a nice view. So I had gone to the front desk and asked for a replacement room. Being in rush that they were, they gave me a different room, but never updated their booking system. So the system showed that the room was vacant.
I bitched and moaned to the customer service the next day, and they gave me a free room for a subsequent visit, which I gladly used to see another provider.
Heading to lax on the way to Vegas we wanted to go to a bar before takeoff. Best man nknew of this great club. He said last time he was there, tgere were hot woman everywhere. We get in an pay the cover. As we walk in the club I figured it out right away that it was a gay club. Not a good start for a bachelor party. Somehow my buddy got us on the wrong street or door entrance. Here we are, 8 horny guys in a gay bar. There were guys dancing on stage kissing an grinding each other. We had a beer got half our cover back an ran to the nearest strip club. And boom, Ron Jeremy was in front of us in the line.
Late at night in Vegas while playing blackjack. I'm sitting next to a young woman who is very pretty but totally unalluring and dressed down in sandals and a tee shirt. There was nothing special about her. She was very shy but after awhile she became very comfortable with me. We played for awhile then we lost all our money. So I call it a night. She offers to drive me to my hotel. We get a drink at the bar as a nice gesture for the ride. We kiss, then we go to my room and I had the best sex I could ever imagine. There was no talk of money what so ever during the time we were together. She had stayed for close to 2 hours and at the end before she leaves, she ask me if I had any "Girlfriend" money. I slipped her xxx amount, she left happy with a promise that I will see her again on my next visit. This was so unexpected.
This is just the summary of the evening, the details would trip you out
She had been flipped by the cops. I got arrested and was thrown into the cop van with a bunch of other Johns. When the sting operation ended and the provider too was put into the cop van with us.
All the Johns were pissed off at the provider and began cursing and all calling her a dirty whore. She began to get this glazed look in her eyes and then she stood up ripped her dress off. Suddenly the cursing stopped and a fucking gangbang began. All her holes were filled in less than a minute and both her hands held cocks and a few cocks were slapping her face. Two mouths were sucking her large breasts. They were real I am sure. BP providers don't have money for breast augmentations.
Of course my cock was the biggest and she came multiple times just looking at it. 
All the fucking and thrusting made the van sway wildly and finally it rolled off the road to the ditch below. I died breaking my neck but not before ejaculating bareback in her islands of Greece.
My spirit now roams the I-90 corridor between Schaumburg and O hare and I log on to TER when the public library closes at night. The spirits of the cops also hang out with us Johns. These cops regret their career choice due to which they could not die fucking.
Oh to my fellow Muslim human beings. There are no virgins waiting after death.
THIS IS AN ENCORE PRESENTATION OF MY POST ON THE CHICAGO BOARD A WHILE AG
A strip club I used to frequent in the 90s and early 00s used to bring in porn stars as feature dancers. The porn stars were usually available after their stage set for autographed Polaroids and some also did private dances. I have enjoyed some really nice high mileage lap dances from porn stars in that club, and still have a collection of Polaroids, but never more than that. One night, I went in to see the featured entertainer, and after her set I got a private show. It was 70 bucks for 2 songs, so I gave her 140 for 4. She closed the door to the private room, started a lap dance, and seconds into the first song she started undoing my belt, and then had my pants and underwear down to my knees. She started a nice BBBJ, then climbed on me, and slipped it in, and started grinding and humping. Eventually she got off of me and finished me off by hand.
I had never gotten that much from a regular club dancer, let alone a feature entertainer. This lady was one of the original porn stars who it was known that she also "provided." Her rate was 1500 for one hour at that time, and I did her in a club for 140. Actually, I should say she did me. It was awesome and totally unexpected. I went back the next night and got the same thing for the same price.
Another nice and unexpected thing happened to me last Christmas. I posted about it here.
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I was a facilitator for a corporate planning session. Arrived on a Friday night. Rode up the elevator with a real friendly young cutie. Flirted a bit but I didn't pursue it. The female CEO had left messages for me to come down to the bar. She was the only one from her group left at the bar. I got there late. We got hammered, made out on the dance floor, and went back to my room. Fucked a couple of times. She got up to leave and I invited her to stay the night. She told me that she had to go. Her husband was in the room next door ! I didn't even know (I was surprised) she was married ! She told me he was passed out drunk. Next morning I go down to breakfast. The only seat left of course was the lady CEO I fucked a few hours ago, her hungover husband, and the cutie from the elevator who turned it to be my lady friend's daughter.
Awkward but funny as Hell. And gives me a story to tell several years later.
I was about 23, just out of the Army and living back home with my folks for a while. A gal from work invited me over for dinner since it was my birthday. Well, to my complete suprise it turned into a great dinner, and I stayed the night with her. The next morning, I had to head back home and didn't know what I was going to say to my Mother. I stopped off at the local bank to cash my paycheck, where my older sister worked. She saw me walk in and said "I hear you got lucky last night". Woman DO backchannel about us, but I still had to do the walk of shame when I got home.
old this story once before on the boards so forgive me for the ole "copy and paste" Didn't feel like typing it again..
I was coming home from walking my dog when my neighbor's wife opened her apartment door and flashed her bare beaver at me and invited me inside. I quickly agreed, dropped the dog off inside my parent's apartment went back next door to...
My next door neighbor's apartment when I was still living at home with my parents (over 25 years ago). What was strange was my Mom was in the kitchen cooking while I was railing my neighbor's wife and she heard it all through the wall, but since my first name is the same as the husband's, when the gal was screaming my name it was actually his name as well. Later that evening Mom commented that "those pigs next door were at it again!" I almost spit out my food.
And he refused!
Idiot. She was hot.
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