I was hoping it would be someone who would fuck me in the open.. Perhaps in her backyard.. There is plenty of open space in my backyard, and if I can raise a compound like  the one around Wrigley field with all that ivy and shit, I would see myself having fun in my backyard..  

Who wants to come over for some "nekkid" fun...

The Urban Dictionary did have a result for backyard. It said it's the posterior portion of the human body, substitutes for bum, butt, and ass. I would assume that she's open for anal.  

Tramp-o-line... BTW, back door friendly would be more apropos in referring to Greek IMO.