TER General Board
I couldn't help but laugh my ass off after noticing some of these changes made to p411. To be clear, p411 is great but we can blame the recent laws passed that they needed to comply with where they did away with the explicit menu and added some of these bizarre (read: silly) items. Some of these new "menu" items got me wondering why they are there. For starters, I sure as HELL am not going to search p411 profile in order to find out if that slut accepts being contacted via email. How useful is this info? Could she be contacted via telepathy instead? I'd prefer that method more. I sure as hell am not interested in whether or not the ho is manicured everyday. I trust that any decent girl keeps her self maintained well enough that some of these things aren't really even on my mind. Whether she did her nails 2 hours ago or 2 weeks ago, or has natural nails that needed no manicuring, I don't give a fuck as long as she looks hot and ready to suck my dick. Who knows, maybe some weirdos just might wanna see that damn foot manicure of hers instead of her face, body, or boobs? Maybe I'll look for someone who is capable of dressing in a casual attire as well as in an upscale attire? Do you know of anyone who owns a casual attire? Personally, I've never met anyone who owns a jean or any type of casual attire so I might be the odd ball. 
Aside from street walkers and crack whores, when was the last time you met a decent escort who didn't own these attires and wasn't capable of wearing either a casual attire or a formal attire?
Wait, it gets better, I want a high end prostitute who has a lingerie collection. How many luggages would she have to check in, in order to haul these "extensive collection of wardrobes" of hers around? Extensive collection of shoes too! Anything that is an "extensive collection" would take up a whole walk-in closet or more. How the hell would a girl haul these around on a tour? Also, does any hobbyist actually try to search for a "low-volume" provider? Do you think most high volume girls ever admit they are high volume? Does anyone want a "dancing date"? How about a girl that we can "contact via email"? That's real important in this business. The powers that be must have answered our prayers because email contact is important. Equally important is listing that item as part of her "services" offered. "contact via email" is part of her menu offered. ROFL On the other hand, we just may want a girl who can be "reference friendly" to us. When was the last time you met a girl, had a decent time, yet she flat out refused to be your direct reference? And I better look for that "passport-ready" girl so she and I can take the next flight out to Mexico. How often do you run into an active working girl with a few reviews under her belt, states on her site that she's available for travel, and longer dates.... yet she didn't have a passport? But you know what? I really want to look for a girl who's listed on P411 that accepts being "contacted via p411". Must be a pretty damn important service to be offered, since it's now part of a girl's "menu": She accepts being "contacted via p411"! Do you think she accepts email communication? Lets check her p411 profile and find out. If her profile doesn't say "Contact via email" or "Contact via p411" or "Contact via phone" we're pretty much all fucked. Personally, I like contacting my hoes via paper cup and strings.
How about via phone, could someone contact you via phone? Don't forget to mention these in your p411 profile, especially "contact via p411" just in case people forget that they are looking at your p411 account. Girl next door and girlfriend type are also very important.
