on a different board who wrote a blog saying that Mr. and Ms. Fisher (aka Beverly Fisher, still my amorata) were here to visit.

So I accepted the name with Bev's permission and that was that.

Mr. Fisher was already taken however, so I became mrfisher.

I was shopping last summer....

Decided I wanted a new bronzer and lipstick. I love Mac Cosmetics lipsticks and bronzers so I went there. Then I described what I wanted to the eager for me to buy sales rep. She had me sit down, it was a weekday morning, they wre not busy at all and brought a few to try on me. She applied the bronzer yup I loved her 1st choice moved on to lipsticks. I asked her for berry-reddish colors but in a matte finish.  

I tried a couple but I didn't like them. She went and got a new one from the RiRi (Rihanna limited collection) she applies it on my hand and I immediately ask her to apply to my lips. It looked amazing!!!! I asked her, "I love THIS what's it called"? She's like, "oh THATS HO, spelled h-e-a-u-x"! I'm like, "Ohh Its FUCKING PERFECT"! She calls me crazy and I agree.  
We were both cracking up, and she goes quietly with her hand covering her mouth and leaning towards me "mmm hhhmm heauxs love putting it on their lips"! We laughed so hard her coworkers started coming over asking us to share the funnies with them. We couldn't stop laughing so they walked away. Needless, to say she's my go to "MacLady". She's hilarious and always asks me, about my "heaux" LOL oh GAWD if she only knew I am the Heaux!  

I added the alias name ChiTownHeaux to my account and only began posting in here this year. So boys and girls once again, I am A heaux from Chicago not a dude. LOLOL heaux=Ho

Sorry ladies, you might want the heaux lipstick too but it's sold out and so far not coming back.

 
Ps. I had no idea this post about lipstick would be this long, sorry! I just love it when "innocent" looking women do pervy talk to another "innocent looking" makes it much more raunchier.  
Pss. I really think women surpass men on the dirty mind/talk aspect

Given to me by my squad. Named after a GI Joe character. I've been accused of  having OD green blood on more than one occasion .

As a retired Wildlife Biologist I was interested in and  photographing Cooper's Hawks that were nesting nearby. The 80 was my age.

Just CurlyW. Its actually the "W" that Washington Nationals use. I thought it was good enough, but it led to numerous comparisons to Curly from 3 Stooges, which my moniker has any no relation with. So I changed to CurlyW - Nats Fan.  I am thinking of changing it to "CurlyW - Nats #1 Fan "

after the suductee of Mrs Robinson...   I was a little older but not much...

I collect Case pocket knives, one of the few American made brands left. Kind of a throwback like myself. The 321 was just for the hell of it, everybody uses 123 for stuff and I'm ass backward anyways so 321 made sense.

Don't even know what site I was signing up too, but everything I tried was already in use. Happened to be doing some work on my truck and there was a castle nut on my desk. Castlenut would have made peeps I was a castle aficionado. So I went with balljointnut. The rest as they say is history.

I usually see providers on Fridays and I saw my first one when I was 18. 11+7.  Thus Fridays117.  Simple.  
The way I see it, my days off are Friday and Saturday.  The wife works Fridays till 4pm.  She's off Saturdays.  All that free time on Friday shouldn't be wasted

relating to how we should approach many things in life by using patience, levelheadedness, and steadiness.  
The actual word used was "smallmoves", but I liked the alliteration of smallsteps.   Later, I realized that I may be the only with the word "small" in my user name.

My most favorite is bbbj, second is Russian. It made much more sense (to me anyway) to put Russ first. But to illustrate how much of a nerd I am, I felt if I abbreviated Russian then to make the equation equal, I should abbreviate bbbj. Thus, bbj is not a typo or mistake as some people like to point out to me, it was intentional. Does that make me crazy? Yep, most likely it does, but I'm having a great time in this life, and I'm not hurting anyone so I'm enjoying being bonkers.

i think i dont have tot explain..

A character from a somewhat esoteric comedy group, the Firesign Theater.  
(sounded better than Rocky Rococo - another of their unique characters)

Seven calories is the avg amount of calories you consume if you swallow.