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accidentally said out loud " It smells like cum in here" .  

1) Have you ever walked into a place and and it smelled like cum?
2) Do you ever say things from your hobby life that you shouldn't say in your civvie life?

Just wondering!

i thought that was "sex and candle wax" for a long time. Tells you way too much about me.

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I would of said "must be your mouth, next time try masking your cum breath with some scope"

 
Most every one I know in my civvie life is vulgar, the things these people say would make a whore blush.

since I've only smelled my own.  But one of my favorite quotes about it came from a book by Richard Brautigan (the hippie writer briefly famous for "In Watermelon Sugar").  In one scene, he walks into a room where a couple had been having hot, sweaty sex for hours.  He observed, "It smelt like Cupid's gym."
As far as things from this life getting crossed with civvy life I'll tell a brief story with some of the details changed or blurred so as to not violate the privacy of someone I know.
I was at an event where a substantial portion of the guests were hookers and mongers.  Of the other guests, about half knew who the hookers and mongers were and half did not know that's what we were.  So if one was at a table with some hookers and mongers and certain subjects came up, one had to stop, look around and be sure no one was there who shouldn't hear certain things.  As we got drunker, it got more difficult.

I really, really, want to know what this event was. A hooker-monger-friends-and-wives fundraiser for autism?  W the everloving F could have caused this perfect storm?

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since I've only smelled my own.  But one of my favorite quotes about it came from a book by Richard Brautigan (the hippie writer briefly famous for "In Watermelon Sugar").  In one scene, he walks into a room where a couple had been having hot, sweaty sex for hours.  He observed, "It smelt like Cupid's gym."  
 As far as things from this life getting crossed with civvy life I'll tell a brief story with some of the details changed or blurred so as to not violate the privacy of someone I know.  
 I was at an event where a substantial portion of the guests were hookers and mongers.  Of the other guests, about half knew who the hookers and mongers were and half did not know that's what we were.  So if one was at a table with some hookers and mongers and certain subjects came up, one had to stop, look around and be sure no one was there who shouldn't hear certain things.  As we got drunker, it got more difficult.

1) Could've sworn I've smelled cum in a conference room or two at work.
2) I've let "outcall" slip a few times when talking about pizza delivery. Once with the family (managed to catch myself and mumbled the "call"), another time with a friend. She gave me the blankest look.

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Gargle with hydrogen peroxide, then spit it out a few times until most of the bubbles are gone.  For some reason, the aftertaste tastes like cum

To smell like, since he was my first. Walked into the office after someone opened up a hard boiled egg. "It smells like a nut sack in here!"  

Well, I guess I had just told everyone the manager's balls smelled like hard boiled eggs lol

.... especially when I hear the words hobby or giggle when I hear client at my other job (civvie) etc.  
Recently a co-worker (female) at said civvie job mentions she could really go for some 'Italian' and I burst out laughing (naturally she was confused why I thought that was so funny). So...much has a double-meaning now lol.  
And yes I have definitely walked into somewhere that smelled just like a soaked cum rag. :-D

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I tried to avoid that way back when.

As for #2, I try to keep a wall up between the two sides, so I hope not.

I was fighting with my ex over money and she said she needs to get another job. In my frustrated state of mind I told her to start offering greek outcalls. For the record, she never charged, just cheated.

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