It's actually one of my favorites along with the "Chinese guy walks into a bar with a black bartender" joke, but I don't think I should tell that one here.
It's ok to call a chink a chink, or a heeb a heeb. or even to call a spic a spic, but don't EVER use the "N" word in public, not even in a joke or the PC police will arrest you. lol
What does "party girl" mean when it's in a provider's menu list? I'm assuming it's not what I think it means.
Also, what is the position surfing or surf board? I can't even picture it in my head.
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It cam mean a waxed VJ. A flat chested girl, or like the Beyonce song a form of cowgirl. See the lyrics
"Then I fill the tub up halfway then riding with my surfboard
Surfboard, surfboard....Raining on that wood, raining, raining on that wood
I'm swerving on that, swerving, swerving on that big body Benz
Serving all this, swervin, surfing all of this good, good"
Fill the tub halfway and ride it with my surfboard."
Party Girl
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=party+girl
Surfboard
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=SurfBoard
Position surfing isn't defined yet, but I imagine it is just what it sounds like... changing to different positions while "riding the storm out"... LO
and also partial to Columbian Marching Powder.
Perhaps that's what it is
LMAO Columbian Marching Powder, I had to think about that one for a moment.
"Colombia" is a country in northern South America.
Please tell Conan to "Go Fuck Himself" lol
That would be the Pedantic Putz Of The Day Award.
And, as a Semi-Celestial, you also win this relevant joke:
It is December 7 and a Chinaman is walking down the street. A man walks up to him and yells, "Remember Pearl Harbor!," then punches him.
The Chinaman says, "But I'm Chinese!"
The man replies, "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?"
The Chinaman notices the man is wearing a Star of David around his neck. He yells, "Remember the Titanic!" then punches him.
The man says, "I'm Jewish! What's an iceberg got to do with it?"
The Chinaman replies, "Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
It's actually one of my favorites along with the "Chinese guy walks into a bar with a black bartender" joke, but I don't think I should tell that one here.
It's ok to call a chink a chink, or a heeb a heeb. or even to call a spic a spic, but don't EVER use the "N" word in public, not even in a joke or the PC police will arrest you. lol
a Mick friend of mine. I always enjoyed the "Godfather" scene of Tom Hagen and the producer Wolz, who first calls him a "Wop," and when corrected, switches to "Mick-Kraut."