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Re: The "Perfect Cock"...
lhooq 95 Reviews 674 reads
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A guy in Chicago is heart broken because his girlfriend Wendy broke up with him.
He drinks away his sorrows in a bar. At some point he goes to washroom,  and notices that the guy next to him has the name Wendy tattooed on his dick.
do you have a girlfriend named Wendy? He asks.
The answer was: no it says "welcome to the windy city,  have a nice day".

So perhaps size does matter.  
Posted By: RobbinYoung
Posted By: FIDCUOF
I read on a board earlier that some cocks are nice/perfect.  Tell us boys what makes for a perfect cock?  Size, looks, shape, length, girth, etc?
   
 "Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak.  
 Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help him out. Being a kind soul, Bob says, "Ah, OK, sure, I'll help you." The man asks, "Can you unzip my zipper?" Bob says, "OK."  
 Then the man says, "Can you pull it out for me?" Bob replies, "Uh, yeah, OK."  
 Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mold and red bumps, with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs, scars, and reeks something awful. Then the guy asks Bob to point it for him, and Bob points for him. Bob then shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up. The guy tells Bob, "Thanks, man, I really appreciate it." Bob says, "No problem, but what the hell's wrong with your penis?" The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, "I don't know, but I ain't touching it.""  
   
 So, IMHO, the "perfect cock" is clean and disease free. ;)

FIDCUOF1902 reads

I read on a board earlier that some cocks are nice/perfect.  Tell us boys what makes for a perfect cock?  Size, looks, shape, length, girth, etc?

Back_In_Black457 reads

cock I mean dick who just cant get enough . I bet he's whackin off as the answers pour in . maybe he should ask tony, he did get up close and personal

Man behind the cock that makes it perfect or not ;)

My civvie friends luv to snap pics of their cocks and wait for my approval of when I will be horny enough and have time to suck or fuck them for free... Lol! Dick pic collages make great screen savers...

... I think therein lies your answer.

Posted By: FIDCUOF
I read on a board earlier that some cocks are nice/perfect.  Tell us boys what makes for a perfect cock?  Size, looks, shape, length, girth, etc?
-- Modified on 11/12/2014 3:10:53 PM

My kitty is kinda tight & tiny and not very deep even, so to me the perfect cock is a lot smaller than for some other ladies, who might think the perfect cock is much larger.  Every lady's sized and shaped a bit differently and prefers something different.  There is no universal answer!  Some ladies even prefer the ones that lean left or right, or curve up or down.  It all depends on each lady's individual shape internally.  

My mouth is pretty tiny and they still have to use child-sized trays on me when I get a dental x-ray, despite the fact that I'm in my mid-twenties.  I'm built pretty small all-around (except my ass lol), and my perfect size cock is maybe 4-5.5 inches with a bit of proportional girth.

I like a little hair around the perfect cock too, none of that shaving nonsense.  Bonus points for silver.  ;)

Senator.Blutarsky411 reads

I think Wilson makes the best ones....

The best hen lays for the cock with the grandest nest.

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