Seems you and my hubby have a similar technique..... His pretty much makes me a simpering mess of pussy too........his tongue is Gene Simmons long so I very much enjoy the hummingbird like flicking!!!!
You will make her very happy, which will cause her to then make you very happy. -- Modified on 11/7/2014 3:37:14 PM
... I imagine that a tongue is better than a finger:
1. No bad breath issue
2. While he's down there, You can stare at the ceiling and think about your shopping list for the grocery store later on
3. Easier to fake it
Sorry it's Friday and I am in a cynical mood.
Both need to be used in tandem. Start by flicking her clit with your tongue and figure out what she likes best. When she's moist, slip a finger in and find her G-Spot. Keep licking her clit. Then pull out your finger and gently work a second one in before slipping that well-lubricated first finger back inside here. After that, use both fingers to rub her G-Spot and keep flicking your tongue until it's beating like a hummingbird's wing.
You will make her very happy, which will cause her to then make you very happy.
-- Modified on 11/7/2014 3:37:14 PM
If someone tried to emulate a hummingbird anywhere near my clit, I'd be moving on to the next thing ASAP. Never mind that read-it-in-Playboy-circa-1980 rubbing the G-spot thing.
To suggest that there is one oral technique that will melt all women into purring puddles of pussy-goo is ridiculous. Just ask your partner, gentleman - if you give a f*ck, that is. Or you can go through life like Mr. Hummingbird himself, lending an unwitting hand to some of the most detailed shopping lists ever.
(I guess the OP is not the only one feeling a little cynical on this Friday!)
First of all, show me where I said this technique was the "one oral technique that will melt all women into purring puddles of pussy-goo?" All I said was it's a technique I use. As for the hummingbird bird part, please excuse my analogy. Hint: I wasn't being literal, as I doubt anyone's tongue can move that fast.
Geesh. Who pissed in your Cheerios this morning?
But thanks for making it clear you're someone never to see. Nice marketing, hon.
I really coulda used your help with my shopping list.
Not into fingers (does nada for me) and I have no G spot. And easy on the tongue action too. Good that it worked for a lady or two though. I am pretty sure I am already on your DNS list so that's one thing you don;t have to.
Oh and I doubt she had you on her list so you crossing her off is possibly no disappointment for her. I'd say a win win for you both.
I find that sad.
PS: Try not to take what I write so literally. I'm hardly into a cookie-cutter technique and encourage my partner to let me know how she prefers it. I am highly adaptable. Sheesh! Must I explain everything?
So, like the lady who asks a guy with a tiny penis "who do you think you are going to satisfy with that tiny thing"...he says "me". In other words, I have no issue with my dislikes, it's only those that want what I won't give that have the problem.
IRL I look for and get partners that gel with me and my likes, in this business, not so much, and I do what is necessary to make the money.
I understood that you would tailor your action in concert with the ladies preferences. I was merely commenting on your style that you posted about
You are also blunt and harsh and truthful, should I assume that you are an angry man or unhappy? No, you are straight forward and truthful in your own way. I admit our abject bluntness can come across in any number of ways that can and are described in a negative light. I highly doubt that you care, about as much as I care what others think. I actually would have thought you 'd have noticed that
I'll admit that I sometimes find myself intolerant of behavior in others that I'm just as guilty of.
That said, I try to leaven it with humor as much as possible and I think people find me, at times, pretty funny. You might try it!
Seems you and my hubby have a similar technique..... His pretty much makes me a simpering mess of pussy too........his tongue is Gene Simmons long so I very much enjoy the hummingbird like flicking!!!!
You will make her very happy, which will cause her to then make you very happy.
-- Modified on 11/7/2014 3:37:14 PM
I just did one yesterday and am surprisingly reasonable in my rates. Just tell hubby no sword-crossing.
Lololol........he's soooo not into sharing me.....we only do FMF......he's the only one for me.....I share him on occasion.
why cant more women be like you .. what a sweet reply xo and its really nice that you and your husband have such a nice relationship. i wouldn't share either , guess its a guy thing .
have a nice night .
I hope no one put you on meds. LMAO!
its a long story , essay will be forthcoming with details . I do know and trust you . the other blond one did have a nice time that night and did point you out . lol I was late but not that late . lol
and I have a feeling the lady will be dreaming about your hummingbird tonight. she did respond quickly and you are well reviewed .
Stop teasing me, you prick. LOL!
But both of you should think about how hot it might be.
So many great choices!
Yeah, yet another reason we get paid $$$$$$. Because, if in real life a guy did any of those things, it would be game over.
I am in the best position to stop those things because I am not afraid to.
just had to punch a guy on the top of his head with your knuckles or a perfume bottle? (That "frantic chewing" remark earns great sympathy not to mention empathy.)