Her face had this look full of disgust and she almost looked as if she was ready to slap me. Funny because she tried so hard to lure me into the vip room saying we can have fun, making all sorts of seductive gestures, false promises, flat out lies she wasn't going to keep, yet when I tried to see if this little slut is for real and offered to pay her for some "real fun", she acts like she's some kind of nun who has a chastity belt on. I dunno about you but getting ripped off in the vip room for some silly grinding ain't my idea of fun. Her sucking my dick and burying my balls between her legs are my idea of fun. While I know strippers don't always put out but they shouldn't be making false promises either and act so fucking surprised. This boggles me a bit because these girls rely on the very nature of guys sexual attraction to them for their line of work. Is it really a fucking surprise that a man simply wants to fuck an attractive ho without falling for their routine? Bitch better put out or else I ain't paying shit.
Well, fast forward 2 years she's got a TER review and $500. That settles the "what kind of girl" question she asked me 2 years ago, I was off by $100. 
Do you think most girls have a price where she'll be a "ho for pay"?
"What about if I offer you $10,000?"
When she readily agrees to that, then you say "Not so fast, you asked what kind of gal you were, and now we both know, and are just quibbling over the price."
Then be prepared to run.
"We already know what kind of girl you are, all we're doing now is haggling over the price."
This line has been around for years, even Winston Churchill is credited for saying it...lol
Shaw or Churchill: Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?
Ho: My goodness, Well, I suppose… we would have to discuss terms, of course…
Shaw or Churchill: Would you sleep with me for five pounds?
Ho:What kind of woman do you think I am?!
Shaw or Churchill: Madam, we’ve already established that. Now we are haggling about the price.
And now it's in the public domain and can be used without patent infringement or plagiarism. By the way, that incident is why Mickey and Donald both wear white gloves. They haven't spoken to each other in years and it queered several potential movie deals.
He said it was because she was fucking Goofy.
(hey-yo)
They looked great together. This is sad news.
Your story is funny, you should PM her and remind her of your meeting. I am fairly new to TER and P411. I used to use agencies in the cities where I traveled for business but I stopped doing that because I opened the door of my hotel room one too many times to find out that my visitor was not exactly the type of visitor I had in mind.
One night, at a strip club a lady gave me a lap dance and then offered full service back at my hotel. Truthfully, I had never thought about asking a stripper, because I thought it was an absolute no no. From that night forward, I started using the lap dances as mini-dates to see if there was any mutual interest/chemistry before I would hint that I wanted more. Obviously, some ladies were not up for it and had the same kind of reaction as the lady you are posting about, but by and large, a good percentage of strippers are/were receptive. If they take you to the hotel room, it is more involved for them than a VIP room visit but they get to keep all of the money. It is a win/win when it is possible.
The big negative about the strippers is that you then have to wait in your hotel until they are done with their shift and they may not show up until an ungodly hour in the morning (I also hate smoke and strip clubs smell like shit). It can also get expensive if you are picky and it takes a few lap dances from different ladies before you hit the jackpot. Fast-forward to July of this year, I was visiting family up in the Northeast, and by the third night/morning of that routine, I had raccoon eyes and finally decided that I am getting too old for that approach. Thank goodness for TER, P411 and the Internet, I wish I had done this years ago [bangs head against desk repeatedly].
Well, fast forward 2 years she's got a TER review and $500. That settles the "what kind of girl" question she asked me 2 years ago, I was off by $100.
Do you think most girls have a price where she'll be a "ho for pay"? Isn't TER just the cheapest and easiest thing you've ever run across for having this sort of fun
OMG, yes!!!
I can't even deal with regular dating sites. I can't imagine putting in the time and energy to change a dancers mind about the situation.
Same scenario, same what kind of girl do you think I am, and amount. Funny thing is she ended up pimped out and on BP doing "cheap quick visits" I thought about calling her up, but then I thought no she is probably running a scam.
I think every woman has her price. Of course if you are going to get a hot 18yo from a club or pick up a civey from the grocery store it might cost you 10K give or take based on different factors.
If Andrew wanted you to CIMNQNS him...how much? Is anal extra?
I declined. I'm not the kinda guy who gives himself like that...I wanna be her Number One...and the role of boss is kinda too...something. Hey, maybe she wanted me to play her secretary? That would be interesting.
Anyway, sometimes people just aren't in the mood. Hard to believe, I know, but if you've got something else on your mind, the feigned umbrage at the suggestion is an easy way out. Tell you the truth, you sound a little presumptuous here on your OP. Maybe it's the way you approach that gets you turned down. Try suggesting they visit you for a drink after they get off work. That sometimes works just as well.
And you never stated if this was a must-have or just a maybe-available. If she was the latter, and you're still obsessing after two years, sounds like...weird.
I recently came across her TER profile which is why I thought it was ironic after what she said to me 2 years ago.
You remembered her? You recognized a girl you met in a strip club two years ago? I guess that's more than possible, but I don't think my memory would be good enough to recognize her from her profile.
most girls don't need their bosses finding out or trouble with LE or stalkers.
You have to be a gentlemen the whole time.
I mean honestly. You're basically paying her to say no and you know that going in. She's picked her job, so don't be mad when she turns down your offers for another.
With this post though, I would be willing to bet she'd still turn you down. Blech.
My ATF (described in a post on a thread above) had been a stripper in a club where fucking was against the rules. But she wanted to fuck for bucks and is very proud of herself for paving the way at her club. But she also freely admits most strippers look down on hookers. Personally, I think those that do are idiots.
A friend and I took two Montreal-based strippers to the Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas. They were hooking for the first time there, it was my birthday and we were going back to the hotel later for a doubles session. So my friend needed a date for later on and picked up a stripper in the VIP room who joined us at the hotel after her shift was done.
That said, at the end of the night outside a strip club you'll see guys who've been told by a stripper she'll meet them when the place closes down. They generally wait in vain. I very much prefer the TER version of the game.
!_! Isn't all butt-hurt about being turned down by a stripper. His point was the irony in her response to his proposal and then finding her profile on TER.
I get his point. I just don't support the rest of his rant.
Whiiiiiich makes it pretty clear that he is butt hurt.
I will admit that I did not give him much benefit of the doubt in my first post. I mean, I'm supposed to believe that two years ago he met a girl in a dark club, and now not only is she showing her face while providing, but he hasn't maintained enough of a relationship with her at the club to be made aware, and he still recognizes her? I go more than most, and it just doesn't feel very realistic to me.
And slipping on his cranky pats after expecting us to believe that only solidified, in my mind at least, that he probably just got turned down, was mad, and needed to feel better than someone so he trotted on over to TER. Seems to be the way a lot of this sort of posts come up, at least.
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At the time she might have been horrified...it took two YEARS to turn herself out. A lot can happen in that time. It's not as if she started hooking two weeks after his offer.
So the lady doth protest too much. So what. Just move on man.
This would be more like going to McDonald's and asking for a pizza and the manager replying, "What do youthink this is? Dominoes?" then finding out later McD added pizza to their menu.
I've met 2 strippers who I ended up in the room with. First one was in Vegas. I actually saw her about 4 times. A friend was in town and wanted to see her so I called her and she said I really don't do that. I just liked you. Of course she kept upping the fee.
The other was from a local strip club. Platinum blond with huge tits. Told me to get a room at a hotel in 2 hours after her shift. Get the room. She shows up dressed like a total hooker. The lady working the front desk is giving dagger eyes. Get up to the room....it's late..my buzz is fading....no good. She did offer greek but it didn't work. A few weeks later a guy at my golf club. say's " Wendy says HI! " WTF
I'll stick with TER
What would be even funnier is if he tried to book her now and she still refused his lame ass.
If there is no orgasm, there is at least something of value after the fact.
I danced all over nh r.i. boston.
Thats not uncommon many WILL get aggravated at guys and say hey dude this aint a brothel. You want a whore go get a fuckn whore!
Many go there specificaly to get away from escorting.
There is a time and place for everything but entering a strip club thinkin its a whore house, Yeah you might not have alotta positive responses with that one.
A guy lookin for tricks either wait til they offer if in a club, Asking is either just gonna have them all think your a cop or get alot of em pissed. Trust me if its on thier dam menu , THEY WILL BE SURE to run it by ya at some point durin a dance.
Askin just makes you look like a dick cuz in reality yes it is a dance club not a whore house and yes many WILL get annoyed with the men asking for solicitation of sex. If they are turnin tricks out the club trust me you aint gonna have to ask they l offer you the bj or fullo service once in champagne,
ALOT of undercovers do go in and fine these club owners and as a former dancer, you do have to be on guard of the guys comin in blataNTLY LOOKIN FOR PLAY FOR PAY,
its just immature and well desperate, I d find the guy that was getting dances playin it cool spendin money, If i wanted to offer extras i would, but never to a guy mentioning it on his own, to much riak and far too many detectives in clubs fining the owners,
i d try and play it cool next visit you definetly will find a gal to meet your needs at a club but you gotta play it cool bub,
...Do i ahve to teach you everything? geesh. children!