Availability

6/10, 2 p.m. California time to 10 p.m.
6/11, 1 p.m. to 9 p.m.
6/12, 2 p.m. to 8:30 pm
6/13, 3 p.m. to 10:30 p.m.
6/14,4 p.m. to 12 a.m.
6/15, 1;30 p.m. to 8:30 p.m.

Somewhat flexible on time : )

 
Some of what is on my site : imhilariousushouldmeetme dot weebly dot com  
   
   
Other aspects of my life :  
   
Have you ever been to a Broadway Play ?  
   
Yes, I was fortunate to have been able to see Les Miserables, Miss Saigon, and Phantom of The Opera in San Francisco and Los Angeles  
   
   
   
   
What Major league Baseball Games have you been able to attend ?  
   
   
Sf Giants, Detroit Tigers, Oakland Athletics, San Diego Padres, New York Yankees    
   
   
Have you ever been white water rafting  
   
Yes, in Canada, on the Sacramento River, and a couple of other places    
   
   
What other outdoor activities have you been involved with in your life ?  
   
Skiing  
   
Backpacking  
   
Hiking  
   
Rock climbing  
   
Rollerblading  
   
   
   
Have you ever been to any Hockey games ?  
   
Yes, San Jose Sharks and Los Angeles Kings  
   
   
   
Miscellaneous :    
   
Shoe size : 8  
   
Panty sz : extra small or small  
   
36C  
   
Pants sz , zero to two  
   
Blouse sz, medium  
   
   
Gifts, although not required, are are always welcome from    
   
Apple, Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Leather Masters, Mr.S, Banana Republic, Express, Macys, Nordstroms, J crew, The limited, North Face, and Rei    
   
   
Gift cards are also wonderful  
   
   
Why I request 24 to 72 hours notice:    
   
Unfortunately, I have read too many stories in respect to women approving men, that turned out to be men who needed to fulfill their quotas of getting enough people to appear in front of a magistrate  
   
Additionally, not to offend ; I would not want to subject my family to men in blue delivering news that my body was discovered in a glad bag  
   
   
   
** In order to keep the mood light, and for us to be able to focus on enjoying our time together  
please ensure the allocation is set on a table upon my arrival **    
   
   
1 hr, 400  
2 hrs, 800  
3 hrs, 1200  
4 hrs, discount, 1400  
5 hrs, discount 1600  
6 hrs, discount, 2000  
   
Overnight, 12 hrs, discount, 2500  
   
24 hrs discount, 3500  
   
48 hrs, discount, 6000  
   
** Note, as it is 2013, I am sure we are all enlightened enough to be meticulous about protection for insertion and to know that meandering from the bottom, to the cavity at the upper end of the alimentary canal has the potential to ultimately cause people to acquire Gram-negative, facultative anaerobic, rod-shaped bacterium  
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
Submissive roleplay,  
   
** no marking allowed **  
   
** No bodily function / excretion play **    
   
Any attempt to asphyxiate, break bones,    
leave long lasting bruises, or    
permanently mark or disfigure will  
be grounds for immediate termination  
of our time together    
   
   
1 hr, 500  
2 hrs, 1000  
3 hrs, 1500  
4 hrs, discount, 1800  
5 hrs, discount, 2000  
6 hrs discount, 2500  
7 hrs discount, 2800  
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
Upper Woodside, Minimum 800  
   
La Honda, Minimum 1000  
   
San Francisco, Minimum 800  
   
Halfmoon Bay and Pacifica, minimum 1000  
   
Danville, Pleasanton and Blackhawk, Minimum 800  
   
Marin, Minimum 1000  
   
Sacramento, Minimum, 1000  
   
Monterey, Minimum, 1600  
   
Gilroy, Minimum 800  
   
Los Angeles, San Diego, Minimum 2800  
   
Las Vegas, Minimum 2200  
   
Out of state, Minimum 3200  
   
   
**** Seven hours advanced notice, or more required for    
San Mateo, San Francisco, Halfmoon Bay, Pacifica, Gilroy  
Danville, and Pleasanton  
   
**** Four hours advanced notice, or more, required for San Jose area  
   
If we have *not* met before, I have to politely decline all invitations to  
Hayward, Oakland, and Fremont  
   
   
   
** Note : I do *not* provide companionship in lieu of compensation for reviews **  
   
[email protected]  
   
4245715177  
   
* Please allow me 24 to 72 hrs to reply to your email, or to return your call  
   
* In one of your emails , phone calls, or texts, it would be wonderful if you would let me know where you are located, and for how many hours you might desire my presence  
   
   
   
Turn offs:    
   
Sadly, it is necessary to cover some of the things that can adversely affect my thinking and attitude :
   
People that write fake reviews to get free membership  
   
Catty women / women that pretend to be men and write fake reviews, so they get more men coming to them, when there are plenty of men to go around  
   
Judgmental people, that do not realize some people have not found their voices yet, and that do not understand the way the world works  
   
Gossip  
   
Backstabbing  
   
   
Turn ons :    
   
People that can agree to disagree  
   
Compassionate people that give people latitude to grow and learn  
   
Civil discussions on various subjects, where everyone who wants to contribute can, and in which everyone has the opportunity to learn  
   
   
Culinary Preferences :  
   
Chinese  
Barbeque  
Thai  
Italian  
Adventurous  
   
   
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