Your Daily Dose of Humor From Miss Savanah

Ridiculous Questions With Ridiculous Answers

> 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
> Unique Up On It.
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> 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
> Tame Way.
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> 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through the Forest ?
> They Take the Psycho Path
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> 4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
> You Boil the Hell Out of It
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> 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
> Dam!
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> 6. What Do Eskimos Get from Sitting on the Ice too Long?
> Polaroid's
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> 7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
> A Stick
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> 8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
> Nacho Cheese.
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> 9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
> Subordinate Clauses.
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> 10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters in Quicksand?
> Quattro Sinko.
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> 11. What Do You Get from a Pampered Cow?
> Spoiled Milk.
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> 12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman with a Vampire?
> Frostbite.
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> 13. What Lies at the Bottom of the Ocean and Twitches?
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> A Nervous Wreck.
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> 14. What's the Difference between Roast Beef and Pea Soup?
> Anyone Can Roast Beef.
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> 16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
> Because They Have Big Fingers
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> 17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
> Because It Scares the Dog.
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> 18. What Kind of Coffee Was Served on the Titanic?
> Sanka.
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> 19. What Is the Difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?!
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> The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
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> 20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
> Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle on Their Hat.
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> 21. What's the Difference between a Bad Golfer and a Bad Skydiver?
> A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack! Dang!
> A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack!
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> 22. How Are a Texas Tornado and a Tennessee Divorce the Same?
> Somebody's Gonna Lose a Trailer