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Nothing to see guys, so fake dude.red_smile
ChiTownHeaux 402 reads
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Girls know what a real penis looks like only thing this looked like was realistic rubber wanna be schlong. THAT shit right there didn't move, had an unhealthy color and it was leaning on the bottom that would hurt. Where are these balls?  
Screams fake but since you are  
a) a troll or
b) don't see as many dicks as us ladies on here your knowledge on what a real big schlong looks like is off.  
Most likely the latter.  
The fake spunk is really obvious, the are companies that make it.
Not even gonna go there you boys should know that's fake.  

Glory hole porn can be fun(nny) to watch this not so much. Try again.

Scroll ahead to about 1:30 or so.  This guy discharges enough to foam the runway in advance of a crash-landing passenger jet.  

Question for any and all: Is this real, and if so.... how????  

a) It's a fake you friggin' idiot!
b) There's a sperm whale on other side of the glory hole
c) This is completely normal; what's wrong with you?
d) There are dietary supplements and techniques which enhance this kind of thing.
e) That's just gross, I wish I could un-see that.

http://xhamster.com/movies/720924/fucked_up_facial.htm

f) go make some gelatin, place it the refrigerator and wait for it to congeal.

ChiTownHeaux403 reads

Girls know what a real penis looks like only thing this looked like was realistic rubber wanna be schlong. THAT shit right there didn't move, had an unhealthy color and it was leaning on the bottom that would hurt. Where are these balls?  
Screams fake but since you are  
a) a troll or
b) don't see as many dicks as us ladies on here your knowledge on what a real big schlong looks like is off.  
Most likely the latter.  
The fake spunk is really obvious, the are companies that make it.
Not even gonna go there you boys should know that's fake.  

Glory hole porn can be fun(nny) to watch this not so much. Try again.

I read someplace that some guys needed fake jizz for their movie shoot and that daiquiri mix worked for them.

Eh ... BANANA, not strawberry.

Getting enough to use as shaving gel requires not letting a drop get away. Shaving the whole platoon is impossible.

Posted By: BigBrucey
Scroll ahead to about 1:30 or so.  This guy discharges enough to foam the runway in advance of a crash-landing passenger jet.    
   
 Question for any and all: Is this real, and if so.... how????    
   
 a) It's a fake you friggin' idiot!  
 b) There's a sperm whale on other side of the glory hole  
 c) This is completely normal; what's wrong with you?  
 d) There are dietary supplements and techniques which enhance this kind of thing.  
 e) That's just gross, I wish I could un-see that.  
   
 http://xhamster.com/movies/720924/fucked_up_facial.html  
   
 

but WTF is she doing in a men's room anyways, or do you gals now use urinals?

I had to go back and watch the video again.  I didn't notice how hideous it was the first time.  Good call Toby

Posted By: BigBrucey
Scroll ahead to about 1:30 or so.  This guy discharges enough to foam the runway in advance of a crash-landing passenger jet.    
   
 Question for any and all: Is this real, and if so.... how????    
   
 a) It's a fake you friggin' idiot!  
 b) There's a sperm whale on other side of the glory hole  
 c) This is completely normal; what's wrong with you?  
 d) There are dietary supplements and techniques which enhance this kind of thing.  
 e) That's just gross, I wish I could un-see that.  
   
 http://xhamster.com/movies/720924/fucked_up_facial.html  
   
 

It's a fake you friggin' idiot!   Porn movies are just that...movies.  They can, and will fake whatever is necessary, and many things you see that strain credibility should be taken with a grain of salt.   Just sayin'

But definitely fake.  The "penis" is not even pulsing when its spewing.  See these videos all the time where girls get gallons of "cum" on them from these fake things.  Nothing new, really.  :-)

Yes, that is a real rubber penis shooting real fake jizz.

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