...apparently there was some big break through with the headset and plans are going to move forward rapidly to get this into the home.
Then a thought occurred...isn't this going to kill p4p? Mangina's...calm down for a sec and let me explain.
Once you pay your $799 for the system (and or course the aforementioned Mangina's will insist paying $899 for it and a box of chocolates to boot for both the check out clerk and the security dude at Best Buy)...you will have this ever ready, multi-girl, FREE piece of ass whenever you want it. NICE!
Think about this! No more white envelope, no cash out of pocket, no fkin " I just had milk and cookies" excuse from her when its obvious the john before you just spunked on her face, no more of the dreaded and snooty "Pamper Me" page bullshit, no more "respect my limits" mantra, no more of that "anal is extra" crap, gone will be the cliched "can you drive me to my grandma's house after you jizz, Jack?" fucking horseshit etc etc etc
Just pure, unadulterated, fantasy fulfillment. ANY time you want it. FREE!!! And you can put the system on sleep mode (the overnight type johns will just LOVE that option) to save extra coin on electricity.
It wont talk back, wont ask for other hookers info for screening, wont ask to go shopping, wont ask to be fed or loaded up with Champagne in order to get over my hideousness in order to fk me, ALWAYS have tons and tons and tons of OTC time at the ready WHENEVER I want it.
The thought of all this has me so excited I could just excrement here and now.
Of course all the girls out there that are "29"...ahem...don't have to worry as much for their provider days are almost over anyway. But for the IRL girls under 35, you have to be nervous right? Of course.
So Guys, hookers...what do you all think about this new technology? Good, bad? Something beneficial to it even I am missing? Tell me your thoughts.
I hope you didn't breathe on anyone when you got back to the office, LOL!
I'm just not sure what his dream date will look like! Hmmmm will he choose Gandy or some perfectly symmetrical skulled, narrow nosed, narrow assed, non primitive looking dream lady.
Funny post except for your crack about the age thing.I was going to include you in a dinner invite when I come up there to meet Nicky. I wanted to go to some swanky place, treat you and get us thrown out of the joint because I started haggling the waiter and eventually the manager about getting them to lower their prices, cause I can get the same meal for less down south in Raleighwood. I've always wanted to yell. "I've been thrown outta better joints than this in my life!"
And now I'm not bringing you any Cheerwine either.
TER Classic runs better on dial up Internet so you are in luck.
Of course for a year I f'ked it up completely and called it my hot box (REALLY). I had to get a new one so I shuffled on over to my Verizon store and loudly said there's something wrong with my hot box, it's not working correctly and I brought it over here so you could take a look at it.
The look on everyone's face-PRICELESS 'cause they knew I really thought whatever I had bought from them was indeed called a hot box. I now know it's it hot spot.
SMH just thinking about that day.
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Any hooker with a cane that can still satisfy her diaper laden johns will always get my respect.
I had a typo and so it of course when into que and didn't make it back out. Congrats, you can say what do did to poor old ass me and I can't flip you off 'cause it's mean trouble making and slanderous.
I knew you were funning with me and I guess someone thought flipping you off was just over the line. Damn it was a cute photo too. And I offered to buy your dinner at a K&W cafeteria apple sauce and all.
Damn just damn!
Everyone here knows you are a trouble maker Steph. And you really need to stop picking on me. Lol
Now route for Denver Thursday so we can pm. I just hope you don't get suspended before then. Lol
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I had handcuffs and a flogger in mind.
Oh poop! I can't do Wed. That's the night I teach a PC conversion class and Tobi is coming. How about Thursday?
Just don't tell her I'm older than her Dad. Shhhhhh!!!
I'm bringing latex gloves and lube. You'll only get the lube if you are real nice to me. And the Queen Of Sheba, she's coming with me too.
Tell her we're meeting in a bar first and she'd better be wearing it then, otherwise it's no deal.
It might have been denied back up.
$599 and I will eat the damn chocolate myself. Do you know if they have a model that cleans kennels, washes trucks, dusts and does laundry?
But they keep changing its name every few weeks, its only available in the NYC metro area and you have to show a photo ID to get her.....er....I mean, "it."
Its been delayed because they have some bugs to work out in it as it has been acting BSC lately. lol
Andrewww12 can have the sausage and the drama.
This is the model that I am interested in.
No shorting...cheapskate.
I missed you too Jack.
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But you know that's actually pee, right?
I've been drinking gin tonics for years, and yes, I've sometimes suspected they were pee.
Posted By: JackDunphy
But you know that's actually pee, right?
How would this kill P4P unless you had an electronically operated tactile pressure suit for your Johnson as well as tactile gloves. Maybe even a mouth attachment in the helmet? VR sex will NEVER replace the real thing unless you can recreate the sensations as well as the sight, sound and scent.
Keep dreaming Jack.
And if you don't think this is possible, I guess you didn't hear this bit of news today huh genius?
Hell, I'd LOVE to save thousands per year if it were a REAL option, genius.
If it simulated the real thing to where I couldn't tell the difference? Sure, why not? But despite advances. It can't.
Not only that, but even if it did, you'd probably just be fucking a sex doll with a clumsy helmet on your head.
Until they invent something that works like the Star Trek "holodeck" where it looks, feels, and IS real for the moment. It won't be as good as a live gal. Sorry dude, but tech has not advanced that far yet. Not saying it won't, but it hasn't.
If I wanted to masturbate into a rubber sock I'd buy a Fleshlight
phone sex, plastic/artificial dolls, pusay suction cups, etc etc etc.
Nothing like real human touch and connection.
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Reach in your pants and see what comes up for free. I guess that's a tough choice for some people.
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Its interesting tech but I dont think it'll make any huge impact. It'll definitely have a huge following though once it comes out but I dont think it can replace real people.
