Maybe it was TERAdmin'sRetardedBrother? Seems like he/she has one of these up his/her ass
Enough is enough already. I can understand the rationale behind shutting down long ass trainwrecks, although I don't agree with shutting down any free speech (as long as it doesn't harm minors or divulges personal information)
But two guys just having fun, at their own expense, with no ill will whatsoever, is too much to handle now? Geeezz.......
Whilst conversing write your communications on paper in a language which only you and your acquaintance can interpret.
... or is that too much freedom for you to handle?
I really want to meet you in person to see if you are as clueless as you come across
... is more desirable now that see doesn't sound as if she's orgasaming at the end of the spot.
Cheeseburgers aren't that good to begin with.
I can't use my WIC card at Wendy's.
I'm not sure why you are so backwards with your free speech argument?
I would assume TERAdmin has the authority to close branches as she/he sees fit.
Maybe it was TERAdmin'sRetardedBrother? Seems like he/she has one of these up his/her ass
Yes, that's sexiest, but in my defense I have already gulped down a pitcher waiting for ND/ FSU game 
Why the need for everyone to read it?
doesn't have the same entertainment value as communication in an open forum, and those posts were purely meant for entertainment.
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