1) No one is jealous of you. BBFS is rampant in this world and it's the Third Rail of this game, meaning, touch it and you die. By proudly announcing to the world you've been doing it you just ended up on the DNS lists of numerous hookers, and not just the ones who posted on this. You also may have harmed the girl you reviewed, as guys who play safe may not wish to see her. If she's your hooker GF I hope she has another source of income. You guys are likely going to have to be monogamous. Does this sound smart to you?
2) The real ridicule to which you were subjected was about when/how to get a towel to mop up your splooge. This is NOT a newbie question, as most sentient humans can figure this out for themselves. So, another stupid question. And you didn't like the answers you got? Too bad. Here's the solution. From now on don't post blatantly stupid questions. I know, I know, you didn't (and probably still don't) think it was a stupid question. The problem is, stupid people don't know they're stupid.
My advice to you is from now on just STFU.
You're welcome.
I am actually in an "arrangement" with a lady who I've been seeing for over a year. We are each comfortable with the other now enough to cease using a condom. My question for the ladies (and men who want to chime in) is when I'm done and pull out what do others do at that time? Do I immediately get up and offer to bring her a warm wet washcloth? Do we just lay there for a bit talking and loving on each other and let it run out for the time being? If ahead of time I bring a towel to use afterwards that seems a little too awkward. I'd love to hear what the general accepted and natural practice is here. Thank you.
They think we all must be as clueless as this tool.
To the OP, my suggestion is that if you are paying her, she gets the towel. If you aren't paying, then be a gentleman and get the lady a fucking towel. Unless of course you enjoy lying there in your own splooge.
Honestly, have you never been with a woman before?
Some confuse being stupid with being a gentleman. The OP is just the latest example. When did this rather simple and straight-forward endeavor become as punctilious as seeking an audience with the Pope?
Would you come on here and brag that you are allowing a hobbyist to shoot his load inside of you and ask everyone who should get the wash cloth for clean up duty? Really Rasha. There is no phenomenon here.
I hate to say this, but while there is no shortage of BSC hookers, theere is simply no contest in who makes the stupidest posts. The guys win in this department hands down.
That’s what I meant by stupidity masquerading as gentlemanly behavior.
my guess is she's rather be called something else. I'd love to hear what.
If he's gonna make a deposit like that and it's going to run out of her, the best thing to do is to have the towel by the bed waiting, then hand it to her so she can get his jizz before it makes that cold wet spot. Then she can get up and get her own wash cloth. This is about the bottom sheet. Of course if he really luvs her, remember that old saying? Love is sleeping in the wet spot!
Yes, I keep a towel handy as well.
but I do follow my other rule as well when one or both of us forget. I only get up and get the towel if I am not paying, but I don't really see myself having BBFS with someone I am paying anyhow, so I guess that's a moot point.
I guess another way of looking at it is, whoever came the most, gets the towel. lol
it is the best, you should try it!
Have a towel handy you tool. Oh and I hope whatever birth control she's on doesn't fail since you CIV. Oops I just couldn't ignore it after all.
Is she exclusively seeing JUST you?
SMH at yet another BB thread.
Steph
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This tool is way too stupid to procreate.
This is the best you could come up with to thinly veil your "look at me, I'm getting bareback with hooker!" boast? C'mon, man, you can do better than "whatever shall I do with my jizz," can't you?
I can't believe you all. I feel I have a valid question and all I get is bullshit responses. My thanks at least go out to all of you who read the question and didn't respond with some immature remark.
When you play a clueless newbie in order to announce that you are participating in BBFS with a hooker, did you expect everyone to answer the stupid question or to comment on your statement?
Yes, I am a newbie when it comes to BBFS and that is my own personal decision. What I expected is for someone to at least point me to a thread or somewhere on this site where I can do my own research. No one has yet to do anything other than to hide behind their computer monitor trying to prove they are more experienced than I am.
Did you register for that class yet?
You are paying her, it's her responsibility to clean up. You can also ask her if she cleans up the other guys that she performs BBFS with. You do know that you don't have exclusive rights to her service.
Do you feel better now?
Maybe she would have been helpful?
How about signing up at your local community college and take "Common Sense 101"?
Randy, don't let the BBFSIP Haters bother you. They're just Jealous.
Here's what I do;
I just enjoy the moment and stay inside her for a minute or two. Then she gets up to go to the Restroom to wash up. When she's done I go in and wash up. Going BBFSCIP is great with the right Provider. Consider yourself to be the Lucky few that can go BBFSCIP.
Damn dude, since you take advantage of her when she's hard up for cash and get a severely discounted rate, get her a damn towel. It's called saving the sheets!
is the epitome of success LOL
I doubt there's anyone on these boards (or in life for that matter) that isn't/hasn't gone BBFS with various people.
I haven't tried it with a blow up doll that ROGM seems so fond of....and don't really plan on doing so either.
His little club really doesn't sound too exclusive, now does it?
ROGM is a mangy mutt and a post about BBFS is the sound of a can opener...he'll come a running' every time.
Thank you very much for the answer. Yes, I do think they're jealous among other things. I've been a hobbyist for almost 5 years now and have never been BBFS with any provider. This relationship has matured to the point now that we're dating one another and we have each recently been tested for STDs and have provided each other with the results that prove we're clean. The reason for my question was to try to avoid any awkwardness that may take place and to try to find out how others handle it. Apparently there aren't many on this site who are knowledgeable about such matters. Thank you again for sharing how you handle this.
Randy, don't let the BBFSIP Haters bother you. They're just Jealous.
Here's what I do;
I just enjoy the moment and stay inside her for a minute or two. Then she gets up to go to the Restroom to wash up. When she's done I go in and wash up. Going BBFSCIP is great with the right Provider. Consider yourself to be the Lucky few that can go BBFSCIP.
YOU claim that this gal is a hooker...and that YOU have an arrangement with her (as in SD perhaps?).
Now you are being completely naive in believing that SHE isn't fucking other dudes BBFS....and that some battery of STD tests from whenever means anything?
Better ask ROGM where to get your inflatable doll....and ask him for that multi-doll discount.
As for anyone here being jealous of some dude fucking someone else....perhaps you don't know that this is where people come to fuck strange. And guess what randy...some are going BBFS.
Grow the fuck up and ask your mom about cleaning the sheets.
If you're taking advice from rogm you might as well throw that towel in now...
Randy, don't let the BBFSIP Haters bother you. They're just Jealous.
Here's what I do;
I just enjoy the moment and stay inside her for a minute or two. Then she gets up to go to the Restroom to wash up. When she's done I go in and wash up. Going BBFSCIP is great with the right Provider. Consider yourself to be the Lucky few that can go BBFSCIP.
Randy, don't let the BBFSIP Haters bother you. They're just Jealous.
Here's what I do;
I just enjoy the moment and stay inside her for a minute or two. Then she gets up to go to the Restroom to wash up. When she's done I go in and wash up. Going BBFSCIP is great with the right Provider. Consider yourself to be the Lucky few that can go BBFSCIP.
Your Welcome. Don't let the Anti-BBFS Morons bother you. They talk a Big Talk. But they can't Walk the Walk. Just enjoy your BBFSCIP Provider. You're probably going to get alot of Private Messages asking who your BBFSCIP Provider is. Don't reveal who she is. These Big Talkers will want to go BBFSCIP for themselves. Even though they say they're so against it.
is to avoid booking with her accidentally. I don't want my dick within ten miles of where yours has been. Thank god she either doesn't exist or waits in your closet until you're ready to inflate her.
Never mind that you are engaging in an activity that many of us find cataclysmically reckless, your basic question was about washcloth etiquette. Frankly, the responses were more sanguine than you deserved. While there may well be no such thing as a stupid question, that doesn’t prevent stupid people from doing the asking.
His English teacher, she is a hottie BTW (I just boned her, by pinning her against the wall, and yes used a condom) hasn't gone over those words yet...
cataclysmic and sanguine... Oh my !! Jesus Fuckin' Mary...
and this OP is proof positive of that fact.
I also agree that he should be getting an even bigger beating over this than he is. This also proves my point about TidWit, I had zero doubts that replacing his cluelessness on the board would take long. Lots of piñatas out there. lol
as long as WitWit did..
That's what was so special about WitWit...
Of course for all we know, Tidwit might be here this very minute telling himself "Even I wasn't THAT stupid" of course he'd be wrong, because he was every bit that stupid. lol
Rod might have been gun shy on the whole cowgirl thing but posting about BBFS and what to do about the cum leaking va jay jay this is on a whole other level here.
And is there going to be early voter registration for the SPOTY award?
Steph xoxo
My guess is he's lurking here right now, champing at the bit to get back on and post more of his "wisdom."
I will welcome him back with open arms. I made that promise to a lady.
I thought you were tidwit.
I will welcome him back with open arms. I made that promise to a lady.
That's your job
I will welcome him back with open arms. I made that promise to a lady.
And I also made the promise, with one condition though...
I enjoy when you post rrasha, I typically learn a new word, and almost always get a good chuckle. And then, as I will after I post this message, I visit your site to look at your amazing ass. Someone really should sculpt it, so that future generations can enjoy it.
Stay cool
Ok wasn't going to say anything but not now. You're an asshat. How's that?
Question for you, do you go to Spain and run with the bulls?
Because that is also an incredibly stupid thing to do.
And who was the first guy that thought this was a good idea? Hmmm, let's see, run down narrow uneven cobblestone streets with frightened 1000 lb beasts that have long pointed horns. Yeah, folks that die doing this should be eliminated from the gene pool. It's said these fools do it to prove their bravery, I say it only proves their stupidity.
but had a demented sense of humor to watch others run for their life.. And what makes it more fun is no one is really forcing them to run...
I never knew the "general and accepted practice" is to have BBFS with a provider and then cum inside of her. Didn't realize I was doing it wrong all of this time.
The board posts that I find most annoying fall into two categories: 1. Stupid and 2. Self-aggrandizing. Congratulations, you've managed to combine the worst of both worlds: Your post is moronic and it reeks of braggadocio.
It proves that even idiots can multitask. You're a winner in my book!
The only thing that I'll brag about is the fact that I posted a question that's gotten over 1,000 reads in less than 3 hours.
As of 2:15 CDT you had a grand total of 219 reads...probably half of them were YOU jerking off to your own OP.
Perhaps time to start a new thread discussing your massive cock size?
When does your dad get home...he'll want his computer back.
That's 219 reads of my original question. The rest are all reads of your smart ass comments back to me ass hole.
That your troll post got over 1,000 reads? (Which it didn't.) You must have felt so empowered in grade school when someone taped that "kick me" sign to your ass.
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And I hate to tell you but there's a glitch in he new version when it comes to how many reads. I'm on Classic and your post has about 350 reads. Of those I'm betting 300 are from you.
In case you didn't read my first to you, have the damn towel on the bedside table, hand it to her, ok? Then dip your dick in undiluted bleach! 
Damn!
Even for a few hundy an hour, I don't know how long I could put up with this idiot shit.
1) No one is jealous of you. BBFS is rampant in this world and it's the Third Rail of this game, meaning, touch it and you die. By proudly announcing to the world you've been doing it you just ended up on the DNS lists of numerous hookers, and not just the ones who posted on this. You also may have harmed the girl you reviewed, as guys who play safe may not wish to see her. If she's your hooker GF I hope she has another source of income. You guys are likely going to have to be monogamous. Does this sound smart to you?
2) The real ridicule to which you were subjected was about when/how to get a towel to mop up your splooge. This is NOT a newbie question, as most sentient humans can figure this out for themselves. So, another stupid question. And you didn't like the answers you got? Too bad. Here's the solution. From now on don't post blatantly stupid questions. I know, I know, you didn't (and probably still don't) think it was a stupid question. The problem is, stupid people don't know they're stupid.
My advice to you is from now on just STFU.
You're welcome.
Otherwise the species is doomed LOL
As for discussing it on this board, I still find it quite comical that so many decry that it's a "death sentence". It's not...and many here do participate in BBFS with their hookers/johns. In most cases however those playing there don't want to publicly admit it...and rightfully so. It's a risk that each participant need weigh.
And don't suggest that randy STFU....at least till our former dimwit returns from Exile Island.
2) The real ridicule to which you were subjected was about when/how to get a towel to mop up your splooge. This is NOT a newbie question, as most sentient humans can figure this out for themselves. So, another stupid question. And you didn't like the answers you got? Too bad. Here's the solution. From now on don't post blatantly stupid questions. I know, I know, you didn't (and probably still don't) think it was a stupid question. The problem is, stupid people don't know they're stupid.
My advice to you is from now on just STFU.
You're welcome.
What I meant is "tell the world you indulge in BBFS and your playing days are done, or at least seriously restricted."
Same goes for ROGM and His Provider.
Your delivery is a 10..
Do you think he even read the responses answering his damn question abut the towel? Except from ROGM? Great post BTW!
Steph xoxo
If the girl even exists, and if he even sees providers. One review 5 years ago? Probably hasn't seen anyone since, but it was quite the troll post. As he was quick to point out, it got a thousand reads in three hours or whatever the fuck he said. So either he's the dumbest human on the planet or he gets off on the shit storm he created...I'd say the odds are fair it's the latter, which is almost as pathetic as not knowing how to clean up your own spunk.
After taking a dump do you prefer to wipe right away or is it better to let your sphincter relax a bit?
While having sex do you prefer to enjoy it or not?
After trying an exciting new sex position or sexual activity should I tell everyone at work?
and most guys here have been there at one time or another. It's NOT part of the hobby & asking on a F*ck board has confused everyone. YES, it is possible to have an exclusive relationship with a FORMER provider... or a FwB... or a GF. Make sure she's on Birth control for real... avoid nasty surprises. I've been there with my Ex.
Long ago, in various exclusive relationships (several, years apart) I had the pleasure. Yes, youlay in each other's arms while you come down (& Peter fades). I particularly like putting my hand on her chest & feeling her heart beat syncronize with my own. Part of the pre-sex routine was to stash a clean (dry) hand towel under the pillow or somewhere else within reach. Typically she'd head to the bathroom with it tucked between her legs & return to clean me up though some gals would clean me up first, before heading off the the bathroom. In every case she's gert the bathroom first & I'd wash up after. (While she was in there, I'd get up & put the covers backon the bed as they invariably ended up on the foot / floor.) Occasionally There'll be a puddle in the bed. We ussually dry it as best we can with another towel & then put a dry one there while we sleep.
“Always use paisley sheets. The semen stains will look like part of the pattern.”
You slay me in more than one way.
Steph xoxo
Like somebody already asked "what do you expected?" -that is, unless you just barely joined and have no idea whatsoever about the kind of posters in here.
So assuming that is the case then just ignore the knee-jerk reaction from the PC police and/or sanctimonious windbags who can't see differences in contexts and situations.
The simple answer to your question is NOT to ask the people in here as you can see how "helpful" they were, but instead just directly ask your provider friend. Simply have a wet washcloth ready then ask if she'd like one? or if she'd like to use your bathroom (in case of outcall) to clean herself up.
If you two are that close to each other she should have no problem telling or asking for whatever she wants.
PS: Interesting to see how people jumped on you as a knee-jerk reaction WITHOUT realizing that it takes TWO to tango (or tangle!). They automatically assume that your provider is either a robot or somebody too stupid to make a decision for herself after carefully considering the risks. And then of course on this board the same people worship the providers like Goddess! Go figure
That will kill you faster that any std around.
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