I was actually just reading your post on the Atl board about the "lemonade looking shit at the Fez" hmmmmmm.......
What could be better than me a few hookers and a few sluts, (and all right, a couple of other guys too) all getting drunk on lemonade looking shit at the Fez next week?
i frequently traveled to Raleigh NC. On a whim I hooked up with a MILF that looked a lot like MSNBC Alexandra Witt. OMG. What a woman. We just sort of clicked. I would call her agency and she would come over. I would give her the money for that call but later she would come back. She wanted to literally sleep with me - and we did.
We had each other's numbers and would connect outside the agency.
I was literally thinking of rocking my world, leaving my SO, and "going for it" with this hot, sexy, fun MILF.
And then her agency called me and wanted compensation for all the time she spent with me that I had not paid for...... Oops. The agency set a price that if I did not pay they would come to my house and sit on the porch until I paid.
Well, I have friends in low places so I was able to kill the extortion attempt but I have often wondered what would have happened if I had gone for it.
She was a one of a kind
you were about to get scammed like big fucking time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let's start with the obvious if an agency knows your REAL address that is just bad fucking news right there. Wow man, that's FUCKING deep. You know what kind of people work at these agencies? The kind of people you don't want knowing where the fuck you live. I could go on and on about agencies. But let me put it this way. There are too many independent Providers to be "messin" around with agencies. LE targets agencies because the catch is much bigger. And when the agency gets caught you can guarantee they will roll on your ass quick. LE starts to throw all kinds of serious charges at them. Human trafficking, money laundering, etc. That's fucking federal time. When you are looking at that kind of time behind bars they will squeal like a stuck pig. Best to take your chances with an indy lady. Worst that could happen is that you get caught in a hotel sting and with a good lawyer you can most likely beat it.
Now for the real stuff. Her fucking you "off the clock" was part of the setup. How did the "agency" find out about the off the clock sex? Start with this it wasn't the agency it was her half-bred cousin and they were going to keep milking you until you were dry as a Virgin Mormon girls' twat.
As far as leaivng the SO and going for it. Dude get therapy. Relationships based on sex will peter out (no pun intended)
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Da moron fell right fo dat shit... LOL!!! Why da heck would da hoe even tell da agency she's seeing a client off da cock? It don't make no sense, unless it was either a set up or he making shit up. Dude needs therapy fo sho!
Trying to extort you in cahoots with the agency? It's not unheard of. There are all sorts in the world. When you fought back with your "low friends" it became too difficult so they dropped it, but did you ever think it might have been a set up?
It's bad business and reputable agencies and girls wouldn't do this, but maybe it wasn't a "reputable" operation but a one time scam.
But before going into all that, I'd like to comment on your taste in women. IMO, if you got so caught up in an Alex Witt lookalike that you were ready to dump your SO and cast your fate to the wind, I'd want to avoid your SO.
Now, as others have mentioned, why did the agency know your real address if you met this woman when you were traveling to Raliegh?
Also, how did the relationship develop outside the agency? Did she say she was high flagging? Or did you really think she wanted to take the place of your SO? Maybe it was a scam, but it sounds too complex and not very time-efficient for the payoff they might hope for. A roundabout Murphy game like that would cut too deeply into the money that could be made by straight hooking.
However, I checked out your reviews and observed that you have a perchance for low balling. Maybe setting up an agency as a front would pay off, but they would almost have to dissolve their business after two or three marks.
And for such an interesting adventure, why abridge how your connection got you square with a reference to a second rate country ballad? If someone was blackmailing me, any shady enforcer who could help me would become privy to information that would give him leverage, and the likelihood of my problems doubling would be greater than their being halved let alone erased.
So, I'm not going to out and out cry BS, but it sounds fishy.
Maybe the voice on the phone was a friend of a friend of a jealous boyfriend, but nothing pat. Or...made for TV?
The term 'hooker" has a negative connotation, since it was originally meant to refer to streetwalkers. Beyond that, the issue of dealing with her agency...your post seems to indicate she is now lost to you. Sorry if you feel bad, but best to move on, and to avoid agencies whenever you can...
and the rest are sluts. lol
and agencies are not the root of his problem, I would guess that bottom feeding is his biggest problem. I have "dated" more than one agency girl and never had any of the problems that the OP ran into. Actually the last agency girl I dated, the owner and I became very good friends, a friendship that still goes on today.
Are you talking about me again? lol
I was actually just reading your post on the Atl board about the "lemonade looking shit at the Fez" hmmmmmm.......
What could be better than me a few hookers and a few sluts, (and all right, a couple of other guys too) all getting drunk on lemonade looking shit at the Fez next week?
That sounds absolutely delightful really! Can we say PARTAYYYY? LOL
In my days of being in the hobby, I had a woman years ago who was my age, give me a discount, her private number, which she said she would have gotten in trouble for if the agency found out and kind of insinuate that she wanted me. A second time a few years ago, a woman who was older than me seemed to like me a lot and wanted to go hiking with me, or out on my boat as she did not have any other friends in the city except another well known provider. She even E mailed me an invite to a Vegas house party [probably a meet and greet or something put on by a host in the hobby]. The 3rd time was with a gal who wanted to give me a discount, asked if she could ride with me on my work truck etc.
In every case I saw no way it could possibly happen. One because they may have thought I had more money than I actually did, and two because my friends, if they suspected something or found out how we actually met it would just be a disaster. If I met a woman and she used to provide, but has retired and has not in years/currently has another source of income and financial security I would overlook it, but if thats how she was currently making a living, I could not do it.
If I want to be friends with a hooker, or date a hooker, or fall head over heels in love with a hooker, that's my business and I don't care who doesn't like it.
Many people truly care about their "reputation" and give other people power over them by seeking their approval. I flat out don't give a fuck who approves of my lifestyle, and I have reaped the benefits by getting into several LTR's with both retired and active providers alike. So don't say it CAN'T happen, it only can not happen if you don't let it.
Now don't get me wrong, I am not suggesting that anyone start LOOKING for love in the hobby, that's just asking for trouble, but it CAN happen. There are several posters on this board that can attest to that fact.
And if anyone suggested it was more than a whoremongering, drunken pig you would be deeply upset.
Never refer to them as such. As for agencies, not my game.
and they call me manwhore, whore mongering pig, asshole, etc. and I answer cheerfully to all of the above. Just don't call me "Asian American" or a "Hobbyist" I just hate all those politically correct terms.
As for agencies, there are good ones, and there are bad ones, just like indies, or human beings in general now that you mention it.
I was going to say 60, but 60 for me is right around the corner. So I guess I am going to have to redefine at what age you become old.
Think about it...a 20 year old is fucking ancient to a 10 y/o kid.
I have some clients that are +90 and consider me a "young kid".
It's all relative.
she was all of about 16, but I was 14 which made her much, much older than me. Ugh, I can only imagine what she looks like 40+ years later. lol
Is just a gardening tool!
There's nothing wrong with a well run agency and I've known several. As long as the girl is reviewed and you do your homework, you'll have a good time. Same as with an indy.
Girls work for agencies for several reasons. Either they're just getting started and don't know how to screen, or they haven't been able to find a booker/screener, or their English is poor. Most usually "graduate" and go indy.
Personally, I'm agnostic about it and don't care if she's agency or indy, though I tend to see indies most often.
The history of the word goes back centuries. Theories include the word having been derived from a General Hooker whose troops apparently were frequent customers, to the practice of "hooking" a customer into a brothel, and a whole slew of other theories.
Why it has a negative connotation, I don't know. For some it does. For me it's no better or worse than "pussy", "cock", "tits" or "golden showers". Well, the idea of golden showers is repulsive to me, but...
Joseph "Fighting Joe" Hooker was a courageous if inept Union general during the Civil War, responsible for the disaster at Fredericksburg. He often had several ladies of ill repute with him in camp, who were called "Hooker's girls." But the term "hooker" predates this and your other interpretation is probably the correct one.
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Your first problem is that you watch PMSNBC so stop being a wimpy wuss and man up to FOX next time.
Second, Alexandra Witt is the textbook definition of Plain Jane so your taste, or lack thereof, is quite dubious. And check out Megyn Kelly. Now THATS a babe.
Did you get BBFS out of this deal? Did they at least give you terms of "30 days same as cash"?
Look you got some free cooch so all was not lost. And with that kind of discount you are in my Hall Of Fame of john negotiators so you have that heralded distinction going for you as well.
Finally, I never heard of a john having a pimp before but he did a good job of getting you out of that mess