closet mangina on the board! And a potential Tobi closet stalker! Although, I don't blame him for the latter.
Every time I meet a Leo or a Gemini girl, there's legit sexual tension in the air, it happens so often that I can tell their star sign before asking.
I wonder if anyone has had the same experience. Are there star signs you feel more compatible with? Question goes to both hobbyist and providers.
Be honest. You have a massive collection of crystals too, don't you? Proly right next to your tarot cards which sits on your Ouiji board
Don't forget the strap-ons, they think guys like receiving anal.
All bs
ou don't know the difference between astronomy and astrology...
..I see stars when she sucks my dick.
other than that she does not give two shakes about anything about you. wise up lol
I would have thought it would have been the dollar sign.
I believe it was Schopenhauer who wrote, “Astrology furnishes a splendid proof of the contemptible subjectivity of men.”
I believe it was Beyonce who said, "I was in love with Sagitarrius, He Blew my mind, he also had a flip side, too much like a Gemini”
A brooding German logician trumps a crooning urban musician.
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"I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox
I do not like them in a house
I do not like them with a mouse
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am."
"You may not like green eggs and ham,
But most guys love my tits and can."
A date with you would be a blast. Too bad you're 1,000 miles from me.
If need be, hang out your thumb and spend the extra spondoolicks on a longer session
Nothing gets my ladyboner quite like an exotic brainiac.
But only if we can have an FMF.
but I don't blame you for trying. lol
how does Rasha feel about your ladyboner for her exotic brainiac? 
I swear, there's days when I think the guys should leave the forum and just let the women get it on. 
It would be a honor to know Tobi. Not only is she beautiful, but her disarming charm and intelligence were apparent from her very first posts on the Newbie Board two years ago this December. I knew she was going to be successful, even when she doubted herself during those “is this phone ever going to ring” early days we all go through.
She truly is one of the good ones.
I don't really know if she is actually beautiful or not, having never met her in person, but even if she had a hump growing out of her back, she'd still be ok in my book. Right along with you, H+T, LR and so many more I couldn't possibly name you all.
Damn, I just proofed this before hitting "post message" and I hate to admit it, but I may be a BSU candidate myself after this post. I better find someone to go pick on lest I ruin my reputation as an asshole.
Spoiler alert, though: as far as the hump growing out of my back is concerned, I'm actually a humpback whale. Aldo really is great.
And you know damn well that you have a lot more BSU in you than you let on.
Damn, I just proofed this before hitting "post message" and I hate to admit it, but I may be a BSU candidate myself after this post. I better find someone to go pick on lest I ruin my reputation as an asshole.
That was supposed to be our little secret.
Ok, now I have to go find some mangina to go beat up, where's turdboy when you need him??? lmao
closet mangina on the board! And a potential Tobi closet stalker! Although, I don't blame him for the latter.
you'll always be a huge asshole in my book.
even if it was something like defending my "lack of honor" lol
While I would gladly suck the ink off her body, she also has my respect, which is far more enduring than our ephemeral lusts.
She truly is one of the good ones.
You and Rrasha start playing footsie here and the whole branch of the thread gets locked.
Can't you two get a motel?
And I should know. I have the burn marks to prove it.
But, still I persist.
There are more things in heaven and Earth Horatio then are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I'm a Sagitarrius and my ex is a Virgo. What do you know? Astrology works! It only took me 45 years to realize it.
Was that what broke you two up? Lol
We were madly in love for all those years, but when I found out she was a Virgo, it was instant divorce.
Actually, since 1968 she had been telling me that Virgo's and Sagitarrius don't mix. Maybe she was trying to prove her contention by becoming a fat, drunken, obnoxious nag.