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NewEnglandGangsta3314 reads

I saw me a blond hoe today and she buried her mouth in my balls and made my nut sack, dick, and taint her new home for a few hours. Hoe was real comfortable down there. Welp, to make a long story longer, I'm under heat because SO found 2 blond hair wrapped around my sack. White girl hair on my dick! I always take me a shower after fuckin hoes so it's weird as shit how da hoe's hair still got stuck down there. My SO has dark brown hair so it's lookin pretty suspicious. I acted like I didn't know nothin'. She suspecting I have a mistress. I denied everythang. Tanks to da blond hoe hair around my nut sack, the SO is rummaging through my shit.  

Any brothas ever got caught dis way, wit hoe hair on your sack? Your thoughts if any

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Leon3798943 reads

Never gets old!  haha!

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DT_lover945 reads

I get teeth marks regularly.  The wife's eyes/mouth/face don't go near enough to inspect...at least not very often these days.

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SinCitySinner844 reads

who hobby for variety or kink.  

Whether its wrong or right depends on individual's moral compass. Who are we to judge...

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macdaddy1944890 reads

sounds like dis brotha with the hoe hair is pretty well fucked up..

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BrandiFine915 reads

And...when you shower afterward while washing your ball sack, cup them and pull downward slightly then close your hand and make sure any stragglers are removed.

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wrps071008 reads

Is to get access to a 24hour gym. Get in the whirlpool before you take a shower. Many of these gyms have towels that you don't have to worry about carrying. Good for taking off perfume. Speaking of which some perfumes take about 6 laps of swimming to get the perfume off your body.

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asiantantric1247 reads

if still have a lady's hair on your body, you can always say you got it from the swimming pool :)

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2236707816 reads

eom

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GaGambler1096 reads

First there was slavery, then Jim Crow laws, and if that wasn't enough we've already had the Dungbeeltle. Ridgetucky, and the Turdmeister all coming out as being black. Now for the final insult, black members have to claim NEG as one of their own???!!! That just seems too cruel for words. Personally I am not buying it. Black people have suffered enough without having to claim this troll as one of "them"  I call bullshit on NEG being black.

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Leon3798877 reads

Im only 1/2 and Im not claiming him.  :-D

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MatureGFE918 reads

Maybe he's Ted Danson!

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JohnyComeAlready861 reads

Posted By: GaGambler
First there was slavery, then Jim Crow laws, and if that wasn't enough we've already had the Dungbeeltle. Ridgetucky, and the Turdmeister all coming out as being black. Now for the final insult, black members have to claim NEG as one of their own???!!! That just seems too cruel for words. Personally I am not buying it. Black people have suffered enough without having to claim this troll as one of "them"  I call bullshit on NEG being black.

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sophiaLA883 reads

If he's black I'm a busty 5 8' asian …

It's insulting that in an attempt to portray himself as black he comes up with this boondocks reject of a personality. On the flip side I can't lie, this made me literally laugh out loud, it's so bad it's good.

Round of applause for thugnificent.
This is how I feel walking into NEG's posts...

Related Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewymUWho6K0

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client_number_9972 reads

Related Link: Bootsee

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GaGambler950 reads

and without exception they are PWB's that "think" they are speaking ghetto, when in reality they are just speaking gibberish.

BTW, if you don't know what "PWB" stands for, it's short for Pasty White Boy.lol

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AwGoFuckYourself988 reads

Dude hates wimmin so much, none of them r dumb enuf not to figger it out.  Dude's SO is his palm

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vegasgirllover1041 reads

The fact that you evean HAVE a SO astounds me,or that you have a job that affords you the opportunity to see "hoes" , i didnt know Mcdonals was paying that well now, maybe i should rethink MY profession.

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89Springer793 reads

roll some duct tape into a ball and drag it around your wedding tackle to remove stray hairs. Works for getting dog hair off my sofa.  

The other staple of home repair--WD40--can be used as anal lube if the real thing isn't available.

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Jinx_The_Cat1016 reads

After humping a garden tool he went after the neighbor's Golden Retriver. Then he went home, put on women's clothing and yelled at himself in the mirror for an hour.

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STPhomer928 reads

Sorry

Coudn't resist

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TheHoundOfCullin944 reads

Maybe she was a Space Escort!!!!

Related Link: http://theozfiles.blogspot.com.au/2012/07/peter-khoury-and-hair-of-alien-20-years.html?m=1

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impposter804 reads

Wouldn't you know, I was wearing a brand new, right out of the package, not yet laundered pair of underpants.  The label doesn't say, "Made in China" or Bangladesh or Mexico or DR.  Before I tore out the label, it said, "Made in Sweden" and "Inspected by #47" who happens to be a long haired blond.  

Long blond hairs, present and accounted for.  

 
If that one works, please let me know

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Mr-Blonde806 reads

Related Link: Airplane! / Jive speak

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