Sometimes I get Libertines and Libertarians mixed up. Until it comes to the blow job. Then the Libertarian chick will be all into running her lips up and down the shaft before quickly sucking me dry, whereas as Libertine lady likes to slowly deep throat while massaging the muscle directly beneath the balls, then working her fingers under me and into a prostrate massage. That's much more satisfying.
I usually have to spank the Libertarians in a different way than how the Libertines need to be spanked. And Libertarian pussy tastes like mackerel in mustard sauce. Not my favorite.What kind of questions do guys wish we'd address on our FAQ page?
Do you want to know about screening? Hours of availability? Touring? How about more personal stuff, like our likes and dislikes? Food/drink? Hobbies? Etc?
Gracias
Yes to all of those mentioned.
de Nada
Hint: it's not a light chicken gravy
OK Smartass, In the vernacular when some one thanks you, it mean, "Think nothing of it" "No Problem" or similar meanings. BTW, do you know what "gracias" means.
That's "De nada," meaning "it's nothing."
She said "Gracias" I said "de Nada"
Thus she said "Thank you" or " Thanks" I said in effect, "it is nothing", "No Problem" "your welcome"
As to this discussion it contributes exactly "nada" to the OP's question :
Oh well. It's still just a light chicken gravy.
I guess an FAQ is mutually beneficial. It saves us from having to ask those questions, and you from having to answer them. Like everything else, it isn't 1-size-fits-all, so I would keep a log of all of the questions you get asked, and then BOOM - there is your FAQ.
They just kinda book and wonder, I guess.
Services offered is a GREAT thing to know. You might say your profile and reviews address this. Yes and no. Your profile is not always reliable and reviews are frequently nothing more than a little porn story starring the guy who wrote it whereas if you say you do such and such then I know for sure.
And so does every LE Officer who reads her ad.
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) do you see AA men?
A) Yes with my two eyes 2020 vision, I see them just fine
Q) are you bi?
A) I might act like one if you pay me and my bff enough money.
Q) do you see men over 70?
A) see first question above. I have good vision.
Q) do you do bare back?
A) only when I am getting a tan at the beach
Q) would you give me a dis count?
A) sure I have dissed you about five times
Q) would you see me OTC?
A) sure, if you pay me OTC.
Q) do you smoke?
A) I'm smoking hot. Have you tried that brand?
Q) can we travel to Greece?
A) sure but since you said 'we' I will bring my strap on or I can let you see my boyfriend instead.
Q) do you do overnights?
A) check my website, dumb ass
Q) are you really skinny
A) yes I have skin all over my bod
Do they indulge in wine or spirits of any kind? During session? Do they like Champagne? Chardonnay? Chianti? If they are total abstained or cleansing I'd like to know beforehand. Only because I sometimes bring wine.
Most are up front about what they need for screening. Very important, but seldom an issue of it not being stated.
If they restrict their service based on race to anyone, they don't need my business either.
I'd like to get a hint as to what they studied in school. "Well educated" is a term I deplore--rather they bragged of being well trained--but if they studied design, mechanical engineering, economics, Navajo rug weaving, American History, that would be of interest.
I'd like to get an indication of their political leanings, but there's not a chance in hell of that happening. Hate spending $$$$ for an overnight only to wake up in bed with a NeoNazi.
Like to know if they have shower available at their incall. Again, usually they say.
I'm not so interested in their true age, but like to know what they pass for in their provider role.
Wish when they state their hair color they add either "currently" or "natural."
I just don't like the idea of what I studied in school bc it's a little indiscreet in case someone connected the dots from real life, and political ideologies? That's a little risky but may make for good conversation. Thanks for these ideas. I'll consider some.
But please try to avoid the phrases"well educated." Pretty please?
just to see the look on their face when I tell them they've been fucked by a Jew!
But, I haven't got the nerve. So far all I've been able to bed are libertarian Republicans. I shouldn't wonder why. In my household my folks were always saying "Fuck the Republicans.", so I've been trying to comply.
Sometimes I get Libertines and Libertarians mixed up. Until it comes to the blow job. Then the Libertarian chick will be all into running her lips up and down the shaft before quickly sucking me dry, whereas as Libertine lady likes to slowly deep throat while massaging the muscle directly beneath the balls, then working her fingers under me and into a prostrate massage. That's much more satisfying.
I usually have to spank the Libertarians in a different way than how the Libertines need to be spanked.
And Libertarian pussy tastes like mackerel in mustard sauce. Not my favorite.
But, I haven't got the nerve. So far all I've been able to bed are libertarian Republicans. I shouldn't wonder why. In my household my folks were always saying "Fuck the Republicans.", so I've been trying to comply.
that the Nazi's were and are socialists, right?
Witness the proliferation of Social Democratic parties in Europe which usually carry the banner of big business while going about their affairs.
It's analogous to the term Peronist in Argentina. Everyone sees what they want to see in it.
They murdered two-thirds of the Jews in Europe, and millions of others they deemed sub-human. I think it's important that the word "Nazi" be reserved for those who actually committed those atrocities, and to those motherfuckers who continue to wear the swastika.
my father who joined the Army 4 months before WWII ended. About a month after the war, he was assigned to Germany. On one of missions that he was sent to was to Nuremburg... he actually went inside the infamous Flossenburg concentration camp. What he saw made him so sick that he threw up. He was one of the Army guards who forced the nearby German citizens to view the atrocities done by the German military.
my Dad only talked about it twice to me and both times I almost felt like I was going to throw up, too.
my Dad had enough stomach to take about a dozen pictures, which I still have in my possession. first time I saw those pictures, it hit me hard because I can imagine standing there taking those same pictures and getting madder by the minute on how those Nazis treated their own people.
Even though I'm not Jewish, the stories that my Dad told me could have easily been done to any kind of ethnic and/or religious group. (in fact, there were other ethnic groups murdered, the Jewish people took the biggest toll)
in a nutshell... I'm with you regarding the usage of the word 'Nazi'.
I see some providers with this info in their FAQ sections, but more need to include it.
Yes, I'd like to see this mentioned also!
I would add how you would like the envelope handled. For example, place in the bathroom, or on a counter somewhere?
The more we get to know about you the better everything will work.
...they are pretty much all the same - Rates are not negotiable, Place the envelope down immediately without me having to ask, Yes my pics are real, No you can not see my face blah, blah. Important info like touring and hours of availability should have its own tab. As for personal stuff, hate to sound cynical but I could care less. On the rare occasions we make a connection during the session then I enjoy sharing personal stuff but on the website before actually seeing you - nah.
Yeah if the guy is only meeting for an hour or two, he probably does not care what movies she likes or her favorite food or her hobbies. But if a guy books much longer, like overnight or longer, that is why some girls put a bit more about her interests. I try to keep that brief.
I appreciate when a provider has a website that says a little about who she is. Likes and dislikes, favorite...... and anything else they want to say. Knowing procedures, like where to place the envelope is also helpful. I think P411 does a great job of giving the ladies and gents a profile. But always Safety first
is something that I often do not see mentioned but is something that I do take into account - it does not have to be terribly explicit - natural, groomed, bare are enough options....
I think it's great that men want as much info as possible (likes, dislikes, hours, personal info, etc like a lot of these suggestions say but it's unfortunate majority of the men don't look at that information when it's already been presented such as being on our websites. If you men actually want that and take the time to read that I have much respect for you and wish there were more of you out there. I like some of the information that was posted about what you would like to see so I will take those into consideration and spruce up my "about me" section on my webiste. Thank you!!
xoxo
Malia
Do you want to know about screening? Hours of availability? Touring? How about more personal stuff, like our likes and dislikes? Food/drink? Hobbies? Etc?
Gracias