So my football crew is now in session. Bunch of guys at a bar watching the Browns (incredible 2nd half play by the Brownies!!!!)
Anyway, one of the guys is gay and after the game about 10 of us got to talking about blowjobs. So one guy said to the gay guy what's the difference between a bj from a woman and a bj from a guy. And the guy responds there is no comparison the guy is much better than the woman. Like most gay guys this guy was unsure about his sexuality and so has slept with several women.
Then he tells us the best bj he ever had was about a year ago from a twink (look it up). Said this guy hit all the rights spots, took it DT and swallowed the whole load. This was very graphic.
Anyway I started to think could that be true. Could a guy be better than a gal. Then that Seinfeld line hit me "they have the equipment".
But I will leave my mind to wander and just stick with the bjs from the ladies.
RT
while this guy was describing the bj.
Hey fuck off motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Erections are involuntary. Besides the way the guy describe the twink it almost sounded like he was getting a bj from girl. (long hair, lip gloss, eye shadow, slender ass).
I mean what the fuck was I gonna do tell my dick not to perk up.
Besides the Browns damn near won
I was okay until I read the phrase [Swallowed the whole load}
Which is weird because the notion of a woman doing the same thing doesn't do anything but turn me on.
Let’s see – you had just completed a time honored male-bonding ritual. There was plenty of alcohol. The endorphins were pumping in the wake of your team’s near victory. And, you were in the company of a resident expert on the subject. Are we really to believe the renowned RT intellectual curiosity didn’t get the better of you?
LMAO!
generally speaking, because they know what feels good and what doesn't. That's what gay guys have told me. It makes sense to a certain extent, but I don't see why a woman couldn't learn just as well what feels good and what doesn't.
I'm very certain that my ex--whom I've said many times here gave the best BJ's ever--was given advice on the subject by her gay friends.
if ? RT has ever visited a glory hole.
How would he know whether or not the mouth on the other side belonged to a male or a female?
BigPapasan, do tell.
Did the teeth mark scar ever go away?
I was watching them until they were down 24 in the first half. Flipped over to the Tribe, and am glad I did, Carrasco threw a gem. After the Tribe game I went back to what I thought was going to be a blowout and they were tied. In the end though, they lost. Just like every other Cleveland sports team, they do enough to keep us hooked and let us down in the end. It's hard to be a Cleveland sports fan, it hurts, you've really got to want it. Oh well, someday we'll be able to say we were fans when...
I was only mildly depressed with Skins lack of performance because NATS were playing decent.
I was able to catch last 2 innings after the Skins game. No blown save this time as Soriano is no longer the official closer after 5 blown saves post All Star break.
Magic # to clinch playoff by virtue of winning NL EAST is now 14... 
the Tribe keeps me (and other Cleveland sports fans) hanging on, but realistically if they make the playoffs they'll be out in the first round. arghh
I was able to catch last 2 innings after the Skins game. No blown save this time as Soriano is no longer the official closer after 5 blown saves post All Star break.
Magic # to clinch playoff by virtue of winning NL EAST is now 14...
yep it's tough being a Brownie but that's price of the game.
Besides if I was a steelers fan I wouldn't feel too good about a win that came at the last 5 seconds on a field goal.
Now, don't even get me started on the Bucks. Big time structural changes there. Whew! feeling for my man Urban.
Rt.
I am spiked and I handle my business.
I have direct tv just so I can have extra innings so I can watch the Tribe, and sunday ticket so I can see the browns. They damn sure aren't putting the browns on national television.
I'm simply saying it's difficult to be a Cleveland sports fan, you of all people should know and understand that.
They say no one eats pussy like a woman, so.....
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I've been told by some gals that a man can never do DATY like a woman. Is that so?
In my experience, yes....generally speaking the women that I have been with give much better DATY than the guys. The guys got better with some (sometimes ALOT) of coaching, but it was nothing like the ladies. It just sort of came natural with women - same thing about "having the same equipment", I guess.
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The guys are way too rough and really have to be coached...A LOT. e. I think this spills over into kissing too. Women are waaaaaay better kissers.
I'm going to have to say yes. Only because they're softer, sorry boys 
The ones who aren't any good at all, however, are far more disappointing. So there's that.
In 2006, I was going through a painful breakup, and my friend suggested we fly to Bangkok and spend some quality time with the beautiful ladies there. I was all for it. I was extremely new to hobbying, didn't live in the US then, so this was a whole new world for me.
When we got there I noticed that the hottest ladies were katoeys or ladyboys. I ain't judgin', but I was there for girls who were born girls. I asked my friend where I could a girl, and he took me to this one bar which was full of hotties in fluorescent bikinis with numbers on them. Standard Bangkok.
I noticed that there weren't many guys at the bar, but my friend said that that was because it was very exclusive. I sit down, order one of their crappy lagers, and start looking at the girls. This titted-out babe comes and sits on my lap and starts making out with my face. Licking my ear, it gets hot and heavy. She asks me who I'd like to take home.
I point. Number 19.
"She is ladyboy. You want sucky sucky?"
Hmm. I don't want a ladyboy just yet. How about Number 45?
"She is ladyboy too. She give you sucky make your dream come true la."
Well, third time's the charm. How about Number 8?
"That's ladyboy. She is very sexy, give you good time."
Well god damn it miss, I don't want a ladyboy. I want a real woman!!!
That's when the beauty on my lap thrust her tongue tonsil-deep into my mouth and said "Honey this ladyboy bar."
I lived there for four years, and Thai katois or ladyboys were famous for their good looks and how easily so many foreign guys in search of hot ladies were fooled. In those days, and probably still, katois put on a very professional show in Pattaya that was erotic, professionally staged, and quite entertaining for both men and women (I went with my SO a couple of times and the audience was upscale, mixed and not raunchy. That show in fact went on the road and performed in Austria and other Euro capitals. I know many guys who were not at all attracted to the gay life say what a good show it was, and in fact we found it very impressive -- the katois could sing, dance, and act.
Too funny…
Reminds me of the lyrics in the below pop song hit:
One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a God in every golden cloister
And if you're lucky then the God's a she
I can feel an angel sliding up to me
From One Night in Bangkok by Murray Hea
after all, has anyone ever given you a better handjob than the one you can give yourself?
But there is much more to sexual satisfaction than the mechanics. I think the male/female chemistry for a heterosexual person is as or more important than how well the mechanics work.