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That is Carl Ballantine, and he was a great old Vaudville veteren....
mrfisher 108 Reviews 1692 reads
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Arguably, the only good reason to watch McHale's Navy too (Joe Flynn, Capt. Binghamton being the other.)

Here's his Wiki:

Related Link: RIP Carl B.

macai5233724 reads

Please don't post anything that is simply being mean, uses foul language or gives out sensitive information about someone.  THESE ARE THE TER RULES.

HOW MANY OF YOU FOLKS DIDN'T KNOW.  HOW MANY DIDN'T CARE.  HOW MANY JUST DON'T FOLLOW ANY RULES.

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followme1638 reads

No, but backstabbing should be against the rules.

 
You're Welcom

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BigPapasan1476 reads

Related Link: http://theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=2875&boardID=56&page=

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russbbj1949 reads

It looks as if you've been called.

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macai5231606 reads

change your name to big    fill in whatever you want.  i'll be first.  asshole

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WickedBrut2417 reads

But that's just me. I'm a very soft-spoken, genteel, 55mpr kind of gentleman. My hands don't get dirty, and I try not to let my conversation get dirty either. But I'm sure that you're as aware as I am that quite a few of the usual patrons of this board are lowlife grubers who are meanspirited and foul mouthed because they don't know any better. Live and let live, is one way to look at it. Or just take in what works for you and spit out the rest.

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Please don't post anything that is simply being mean, uses foul language or gives out sensitive information about someone.  THESE ARE THE TER RULES.  
   
 HOW MANY OF YOU FOLKS DIDN'T KNOW.  HOW MANY DIDN'T CARE.  HOW MANY JUST DON'T FOLLOW ANY RULES.  

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BigPapasan1561 reads

...Gruber from McHale's Navy?  He was a comedy magician log before Penn and Teller were born.

I have found that genteel gentlemen spell a lot better than you do.  What is 55mpr?  Don't you know that the speed limit went back up to 65 over 25 years ago, Grandma?  

You want to know why you think people are mean-spirited and foul-mouthed?  Because they're behind you on the freeway while you're obliviously going 55.

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inicky461679 reads

When correcting someone for mis-spelling words, take extra care to proof read your post. LOL!
:)

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mrfisher1693 reads

Arguably, the only good reason to watch McHale's Navy too (Joe Flynn, Capt. Binghamton being the other.)

Here's his Wiki:

Related Link: RIP Carl B.

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followme1598 reads

Yeah Gruber called him, "old lead bottom'

 
Thank you

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perfectstorm1675 reads

That's a rule too you know! Apparently you like breaking rules.

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Please don't post anything that is simply being mean, uses foul language or gives out sensitive information about someone.  THESE ARE THE TER RULES.  
   
 HOW MANY OF YOU FOLKS DIDN'T KNOW.  HOW MANY DIDN'T CARE.  HOW MANY JUST DON'T FOLLOW ANY RULES.  

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macai5231623 reads

take the perfect out of your name, flunkee

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macai5231745 reads

creative and funny

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mrfisher1406 reads

without any other redeeming social value.

Since most if not all "mean" posts purport to have some value other than their meaness, I'd say this rule by its very construction is a non-starter.

It reminds me of some porn mags from the late 1960s after the SCOTUS ruled that porn was OK as long as their was some "redeeming social value" contained within the particular opus under discussion.  So, porn mags would show the most outrageous cum shot to the face photos and then have a caption expressing the fact that sexologist have found that many women enjoy having men ejaculate on their face.

It made for good wholesome fun, I thought.

So if you are going to be mean, at least be sure you include some socially redeeming feature.

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HookerWithAHeartOfTinFoil1382 reads

I hope me pointing this out isn't "mean." I didn't use any "foul language" by callng you a BOOB, like I did the other day. See- TER rules really DO work. Lmao.

Posted By: mrfisher
Of these 3 catagories, where do you rate yourself:

1.  Cum queen:  Can't get enough of the stuff in you or on you.  Loves the taste and loves to have it rubbed into your face, tits, etc.

2.  Can take it or leave it:  Doesn't bother you but no big deal either.

3.  Can't stand it.  Wishes guys would just have dry orgasms.

I've known all three types of gals, and from my research I'd say about 10% fall in the first, 75% in the second, and 15% in the last.

Posted By: mrfisher
Which of the following turns you on the most:

1.  Cum in hair (I'm guessing this one is not going to get many votes.)

2.  Cum on face

3.  Cum in mouth

4.  Cum on breasts.

5.  Cum on stomach or thighs

6.  Cum in vagina (covered, of course)

7.  Cum in anus (ditto)

8.  Cum on feet

9.  Cum on ass/back

10. Get that shit away from me!

You may, of course, suggest other places.

Aliases are fine.

(Otherwise, I will be taking notes.)

 

 

 
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mrfisher1310 reads

and accept your post in the spirit it is offered.

It is nice to see rules work the way they were intended now and then.

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HookerWithAHeartOfTinFoil1707 reads

You seemed possibly offended. It was a reference to your frequent use of corny sexual puns/word-play.

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macai5231759 reads

you are usually bright and enlightening but I think you overreached on this one.  pornography has no redeeming social value and neither does meanness

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mrfisher1608 reads

I love porn, or more properly, erotica.

Anything that produces a woody can't be that bad, can it?

As for meanness, I would tend to agree, but I would avoid that as an absolutism.  

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macai5231693 reads

hey, I love porn but I love amp girls much better. meanness can be ok if presented creatively  anyone can swear all my retorts are just to prove a point

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MarkusKetterman1595 reads

and then TER would be unhappy :p

they have moderators - if they think it's getting out of hand they will close a branch or a thread

I agree about not outing people -   but foul language?   this is not exactly a place for PC

mean?   that's in the eye of the beholder I suppose -  but if you are old enough to fuck you should not go around crying about people being big meanies lol

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macai5231640 reads

Geez Courtney  All the guys on this thread thought your pussy was between your legs.  Wow. Now you can bend over and show everyone your face  And those polyps up your ass, you can use them to brush your teeth

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IsorokuYamamoto1750 reads

Uh oh

Posted By: macai523
Geez Courtney  All the guys on this thread thought your pussy was between your legs.  Wow. Now you can bend over and show everyone your face  And those polyps up your ass, you can use them to brush your teeth

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MatureGFE1777 reads

Me thinks so...

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IsorokuYamamoto1672 reads

Yup he's a *********

Posted By: MatureGFE
Me thinks so...

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macai5231540 reads

You are the editor  why don't you just admit it

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macai5231585 reads

did I get you mad  well I felt that way too

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JackDunphy1600 reads

I mean, I didn't even know dicks came in bags. "Baggies" yes, bags, no.

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macai5231471 reads

take that dildo out of your ass and bag it

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Arovet1060 reads

Related Link: http://youtu.be/OT7xc_XqYO8

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macai5231730 reads

for that you'll have to call dr who and ga gambler.  you guys can make it a threesome.  but watch out. they like to swallow first

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MissLolaLuxe1402 reads

A lot but not all [on here] can't conduct themselves without hurting others. Insecurity is sad :(

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inicky461599 reads

people who are so over-sensitive they get their feelings hurt over words on a fuck board.

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WickedBrut1620 reads

This is a word thing. Conan will dig it. I really would rather there was a distinction considered on this board between "sensitive" and "thin skinned." We all know what you mean, and granted the words are interchangeable, but we often refer to people being either sensitive or insensitive to certain aspects of how we communicate and interact. The difference between being sensitive to someone else's needs, privacy, safety, etc., and being thin skinned seem astronomical to me. Oh, we'll, I don't want this to become a candidate for the new and improved rule book revised, but...maybe we could be a tad more sensitive in usage. If you disagree let me know, and I'll try real hard not to be so thin skinned that it makes me cry.

Posted By: inicky46
people who are so over-sensitive they get their feelings hurt over words on a fuck board.

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JackDunphy1589 reads

but then later in your thread you say there is an "astronomical" difference between the two?  

Make up your fkin mind Wicked Butt

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JohnyComeAlready1321 reads

Odly enough it's the same usual suspects.

 
I've actually had my handle flipped by admin with the intent to out my real identity when I locked my original account.

I just assume it was that time of the month(PMS)

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MissLolaLuxe1408 reads

It always is the same people :( I wish them nothing but love and happiness so maybe one day they'll be more pleasant!  

Kisses,
Miss Lola Luxe

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GaGambler1728 reads

and then when you don't get the answers you like, you put the person that YOU contacted first on ignore.

I suppose that's your way of wishing love and happiness??? lol

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JohnyComeAlready1428 reads

Whose to say the same actions would have been taken if I had listed a good web address?

 
Two things I try to keep in perspective

1. This website is not my property

2. Many of the people here were here before m

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WickedBrut1817 reads

I guess if I could remember that this is not my property, the crackers wouldn't treat me like a trespasser.

Posted By: JohnyComeAlready
Whose to say the same actions would have been taken if I had listed a good web address?  
   
   
 Two things I try to keep in perspective  
   
 1. This website is not my property  
   
 2. Many of the people here were here before me  
   
   
 

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Posted By: inicky46
people who are so over-sensitive they get their feelings hurt over words on a fuck board.
You're right! It's surprising since fucking usually helps your serotonin levels, and that should make people a lot more pleasant...  

Surprisingly it doesn't! :(

Kisses,
Miss Lola Luxe

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macai5231876 reads

Miss Lola  I think I love you.

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Epsilon_Eridani1300 reads

as long as TER allows these idiots to post their infantile comments in the forums, those posts and the idiots that goes with them will continue unabated.

you're right that many do not care because TER doesn't care.
 

Posted By: macai523
Please don't post anything that is simply being mean, uses foul language or gives out sensitive information about someone.  THESE ARE THE TER RULES.  
   
 HOW MANY OF YOU FOLKS DIDN'T KNOW.  HOW MANY DIDN'T CARE.  HOW MANY JUST DON'T FOLLOW ANY RULES.  

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Panthera121540 reads

I believe that saving the crybabies and those that are butt hurt is low on the totem pole. This is a fuck board, not kindergarten or grade school. The whiners need to grow up and/or seek counseling if they were bullied as a child and still have emotional problems.

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Dr Who revived1343 reads

Maybe this will make those cry babies happy?  TER can give one away a month...and post it on the page with the TER hooker of the month?

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MatureGFE1803 reads

You are such a hoot! Now I wonder WHO would win the first month? ;-)

Steph xoxo

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Panthera121713 reads

Who else but Turdy? Second place is pretty far back.

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macai5231545 reads

you are a fraud.  if you're nice to me, I won't tell anyone

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macai5231814 reads

are you a guy or are you a girl or are you both

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IsorokuYamamoto1711 reads

Are you and MacDiaper buttbuddies?

Posted By: macai523
are you a guy or are you a girl or are you both  

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Panthera121737 reads

A picture is worth a thousand words in your case.

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macai5231646 reads

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.  jill came down but jack stayed up jerking off uncontrollably

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rrasha881513 reads

There can be no civilization without order. I bet in your laissez-faire, wanton gum chewing, anything goes world, people don’t need to stay single file during a fire drill. Well, tune up your fiddle Nero and witness the destruction you have wrought.

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Posted By: macai523
Please don't post anything that is simply being mean, uses foul language or gives out sensitive information about someone.  THESE ARE THE TER RULES.  
   
 HOW MANY OF YOU FOLKS DIDN'T KNOW.  HOW MANY DIDN'T CARE.  HOW MANY JUST DON'T FOLLOW ANY RULES.  

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macai5231291 reads

get out the deodorant  don't take a shit on this thread

Posted By: pleaseme
 
   
Posted By: macai523
Please don't post anything that is simply being mean, uses foul language or gives out sensitive information about someone.  THESE ARE THE TER RULES.  
     
  HOW MANY OF YOU FOLKS DIDN'T KNOW.  HOW MANY DIDN'T CARE.  HOW MANY JUST DON'T FOLLOW ANY RULES.  

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macai5231417 reads

Reading these comments is so much fun.  I will answer each one individually.  To unearth all this lack of intelligence in this one small thread by some of you is something I didn't even expect.  However, I do commend the number of folks who answered using the ter rules.

Posted By: macai523
Please don't post anything that is simply being mean, uses foul language or gives out sensitive information about someone.  THESE ARE THE TER RULES.  
   
 HOW MANY OF YOU FOLKS DIDN'T KNOW.  HOW MANY DIDN'T CARE.  HOW MANY JUST DON'T FOLLOW ANY RULES.  

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Dr Who revived1473 reads

Otherwise I won't expect that you'll have the energy to reply to "each one individually"  LOL

Posted By: macai523
Reading these comments is so much fun.  I will answer each one individually.  To unearth all this lack of intelligence in this one small thread by some of you is something I didn't even expect.  However, I do commend the number of folks who answered using the ter rules.  
   
Posted By: macai523
Please don't post anything that is simply being mean, uses foul language or gives out sensitive information about someone.  THESE ARE THE TER RULES.  
     
  HOW MANY OF YOU FOLKS DIDN'T KNOW.  HOW MANY DIDN'T CARE.  HOW MANY JUST DON'T FOLLOW ANY RULES.  

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Panthera121534 reads

I want to congratulate you on your runner up finish for the crybaby of the month award. For September, you will have to whine on a more consistent basis because this months winner is looking in his rear view mirror at you.

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MatureGFE1281 reads

I'm trying to figure out he he can start a thread about breaking the rules and post so many mean spirited things on this thread.

OMG now you made me go watch that video again-LMAO! I can't post a link 'cause someone might report me for breaking the rules.

sigh...

Steph

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Panthera121379 reads

That guy is socially inept and has a very low IQ. He won't be around here for too long. His mommy will eventually rein him in.

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macai5231563 reads

it was by design  I am not that way  it was payback for the over the top mean and nasty things that was said to mean when I joined  I want to be  friends with all the ladies on ter  this is the end of my crap to everyone  please tell Panthera 12 thank you

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IsorokuYamamoto1408 reads

Well ter wouldn't allow my original post you old ****face no teeth ************ so go **** yourself *******

Posted By: macai523
Please don't post anything that is simply being mean, uses foul language or gives out sensitive information about someone.  THESE ARE THE TER RULES.  
   
 HOW MANY OF YOU FOLKS DIDN'T KNOW.  HOW MANY DIDN'T CARE.  HOW MANY JUST DON'T FOLLOW ANY RULES.  
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Dr Who revived1471 reads

Using profanity and hijacking his own thread  ;)

Guess there are no rules...maybe fight club?

Posted By: IsorokuYamamoto
Well ter wouldn't allow my original post you old ****face no teeth ************ so go **** yourself *******  
   
Posted By: macai523
Please don't post anything that is simply being mean, uses foul language or gives out sensitive information about someone.  THESE ARE THE TER RULES.  
     
  HOW MANY OF YOU FOLKS DIDN'T KNOW.  HOW MANY DIDN'T CARE.  HOW MANY JUST DON'T FOLLOW ANY RULES.  
-- Modified on 8/26/2014 4:08:56 PM

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macai5231376 reads

for me I was making a point and now it's over.  I think my words went through because people like you jumped all over me when I was just trying to get some advice about a problem.  now at least I know there are some good people out there.  people can make fun all they want  now I know the game.  and now you know I can play it

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Dr Who revived1187 reads

But you can't...and never could.

So...do you still admire yourself in the mirror?

That was bizarre...but most of your posts were just that!  And coming back as this handle hasn't changed your posting style or ability to play on this board.

Posted By: macai523
for me I was making a point and now it's over.  I think my words went through because people like you jumped all over me when I was just trying to get some advice about a problem.  now at least I know there are some good people out there.  people can make fun all they want  now I know the game.  and now you know I can play it

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Panthera122014 reads

You have accomplished nothing here today but to make a fool out of yourself. Isn't it your bedtime yet?

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Panthera121370 reads

They are approving each and every post the retard types, so they are clearly getting some enjoyment out of it. Besides, less moderation is better and as long as he doesn't get violent. He's just another troll passing through the big tent and will soon be gone and forgotten.

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IsorokuYamamoto1566 reads

I'm in though I'm pissed he has no teeth to cave in.  

Posted By: Dr Who revived
Using profanity and hijacking his own thread  ;)  
   
 Guess there are no rules...maybe fight club?  
   
Posted By: IsorokuYamamoto
Well ter wouldn't allow my original post you old ****face no teeth ************ so go **** yourself *******  
     
Posted By: macai523
Please don't post anything that is simply being mean, uses foul language or gives out sensitive information about someone.  THESE ARE THE TER RULES.    
       
   HOW MANY OF YOU FOLKS DIDN'T KNOW.  HOW MANY DIDN'T CARE.  HOW MANY JUST DON'T FOLLOW ANY RULES.  
   
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macai5231728 reads

I still can't tell f you're a guy or a girl or both.  
drop your pants and we'll see if there's kotex down there.

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