A pauper like you probably doesn't even have one measily EXECUTIVE JET.
There are certain words and phrases that come into popular use, and eventually they're so annoyingly ubiquitous that they drive me insane.
In business, there's been "at the end of the day", "core competency", "paradigm shift", and so on. In politics there's "throw so-and-so under the bus", "teachable moment", "gravitas", "going forward", "shovel ready", and, my favorite, "fair".
In P4P, the leader by three full lengths is "rock my world". I have no idea what that really means. How much of my world is going to get "rocked"? Will I get a concussion? Will my house collapse? Will North American remain a continent?
Can we try something different? How about "drain your swamp" or "burn your dick" or something?
Surely there's someone here with the core competency and gravitas to coin a phrase that, going forward, will be recognized as a paradigm shift in shovel ready P4P vernacular. At the end of the day, we don't need to throw anyone under a bus, and it will be a teachable moment for all. Best of all, it will be fair.
It is what it is.
or at least what little mind I have left after having had my brains fucked out. lol
Is it - it, or is it, is
And that I picked her up off the floor and that I was too shy to ask for CG. I can also write in the review that I feel guilty for seeing escorts since there's this civie girl that I'm not even dating yet. Now THAT'S an original review. Roflmao
I certainly don't think THAT would be good for biz. lol
The first person I thought of when I read your post was London. She used that expression all the time.
In fact, when I contacted her to see her, she used that expression as evidence to suggest I would have a great time with her.
To me, imo, "rock your world" implies a PSE type session. I don't see a lot of GND types using it. lol
But that's just an impression, as I would check out the reviews and pm's to see if PSE was really coming my way.
My ex got it once, I heard an OUCH when he turned on the shower water. He had no idea what was wrong, bless his heart. I had to break it to him. No sex til it healed, lol!
Steph
Although some of the expressions you citied as examples might, IMO, warrant a continued usage (shovel ready, for instance), I get tired of hearing them used over and over.
And "rock your world" is probably near the top of my list, too. Somewhere between "well educated" and "roses."
Maybe if she offered to "help you get your ashes hauled," or give me "a piece of the action" it would eventually be just as irritating, but for awhile at least, a pleasant change.
Wracking my brain, it's not easy to come up with any new expression because they usually come into being, I think, by referencing a film or some media event.
Maybe "make your day" would be simple and direct.
Or she might ask if she can "pet my puppy," and since I don't consider my puppy to be an assist dog, I'd have no qualms in allowing her that pleasure.
If she'd like to "save a horse," that's a cause I'm up for.
I hope she doesn't ask to "blow my mind" anymore. Too much of that in my youth.
References to lollipops, milkshakes, good humor bars, jelly rolls, tootsie rolls, hot fudge sundaes, rice cakes, hot dogs, and the like always wet my whistle, whereas peanut butter sandwiches, celery sticks, catfish, lamb chop, and the like tend to put me off my feed. Matter of taste. Six of one.
I like being invited to "loosen your tie," and, of course, "make yourself comfortable" during the prelude. Some expressions like these don't irk me, so we can take heart in the possibility.
I think if a woman stopped promising me the best blowjob I ever had and instead offered me the best blowjob she'd ever given I'd take notice. Or if she challenged me with, "Come see me tonight and make me glad I chose you!" I'm sure I'd be there with bells on.
But, couldn't agree more with you that too many an idiom floats like a bee and stings like a butterfly, and a stitch in time is a penny saved, so in this campaign to liven up the parlance, I'm all in. Of course, the longest journey always begins with a pebble in your shoe.
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You're too big...I'll need to just do a HJ
Can you stop and get me a Monster on your way...the drink of course
You're the only one I do this with (my personal favorite LOL)
Is it in?
Are you done?
I don't have any where to go...want to buy me lunch (another personal favorite of mine)
I have a class tomorrow to finish my Masters degree
Of course I've been to Dubai...who hasn't?
I'm sorry....the dog ate your screening information. But I trust you.
I heard that you have a baby's arm....I won't post that you don't
OMG...you are the best at DATY
I've come 5 times already from your DATY and it's only been 5 minutes...now your turn (please)
Of course I'd love to see you again...you are special
We are friends...for life (at least till your money lasts)
Yes...but don't tell your friends that I do that
I'll make it up to you...promise
It's only a small loan
I don't expect a 10/10...but....
I ran out of condoms...is that OK?
In business, there's been "at the end of the day", "core competency", "paradigm shift", and so on. In politics there's "throw so-and-so under the bus", "teachable moment", "gravitas", "going forward", "shovel ready", and, my favorite, "fair".
In P4P, the leader by three full lengths is "rock my world". I have no idea what that really means. How much of my world is going to get "rocked"? Will I get a concussion? Will my house collapse? Will North American remain a continent?
Can we try something different? How about "drain your swamp" or "burn your dick" or something?
Surely there's someone here with the core competency and gravitas to coin a phrase that, going forward, will be recognized as a paradigm shift in shovel ready P4P vernacular. At the end of the day, we don't need to throw anyone under a bus, and it will be a teachable moment for all. Best of all, it will be fair.
I've heard some of these several times ... there has to be a hooker school.
Now you know my real name ...
I consider you a friend ...
I've gained a little weight. Is that ok?...
You're my favorite client ...
I don't have a boyfriend ....
I like older guys ....
I'm going to be about 5 minutes late ....
song parody...
Check it out and laugh.
In business, there's been "at the end of the day", "core competency", "paradigm shift", and so on. In politics there's "throw so-and-so under the bus", "teachable moment", "gravitas", "going forward", "shovel ready", and, my favorite, "fair".
In P4P, the leader by three full lengths is "rock my world". I have no idea what that really means. How much of my world is going to get "rocked"? Will I get a concussion? Will my house collapse? Will North American remain a continent?
Can we try something different? How about "drain your swamp" or "burn your dick" or something?
Surely there's someone here with the core competency and gravitas to coin a phrase that, going forward, will be recognized as a paradigm shift in shovel ready P4P vernacular. At the end of the day, we don't need to throw anyone under a bus, and it will be a teachable moment for all. Best of all, it will be fair.
I would not recommend her lol!
What it means to me, is when a woman fucks and sucks me silly. I've had providers who've made me cum, and then I've had providers who've rocked my world. I guess the best way to describe "rock my world", from my perspective, is when she's so engaged in the session that I can sense and feel her passion and she is determined to make me feel good, as opposed to going through the motions.
I don't think I will stop using "rock my world", sorry it doesn't appeal to you, but I'm sure if you reading a post from me containing "rock my world" is the worst thing that happens to you on any given day, then that will be a good day for you
I don't think I am going to stop using the term either. lol
but Springer, I will make you a deal. If you can get ALL of the reviewers to stop using "treat her right" or "we made out like teenagers" I will consider dropping the "she rocked my world", deal? lol
I mean really, "treat her right", of course I'm going to treat her right, as I treat anyone else.
I know you use that phrase a lot, Russ, and I gave it some thought before posting. I figured you'd be good natured about it.
As for "treat her right", I have no idea what that means. Do some guys beat the providers at the end of the session?
I find it akin to the white knighting suckups who make OP's telling other hobbyists how to treat the ladies that they see. I know it makes them feel good to puff their little chests out and lecture the rest of us, but do they REALLY think they are doing anybody any good?
oh as for beating your provider at the end of the session, most ladies charge extra for this, and be sure you have a safe word, but I will bet you that some of them will reduce their rate if they got to beat some of the dumbasses we see here on a daily basis.
Seeming from finding out that their ATF is doing shit with other dudes that presumably they were too afraid to ask for. Or perhaps repulsed that they are doing shit that they (as in the WK contingent) find abhorrent.
Guess some of these lost souls don't realize that the gals are open to much more than just a MISH session with another boring vanilla dude.
Some of "us" don't pay extra either LOL
oh as for beating your provider at the end of the session, most ladies charge extra for this, and be sure you have a safe word, but I will bet you that some of them will reduce their rate if they got to beat some of the dumbasses we see here on a daily basis.
I know of at least one who is chocolate, well I guess there is such a thing as "vanilla chocolate" right?
It's a little hard to take a "treat her right" guy seriously after reading his review in which he talks about cumming on her face, her licking his asshole, him spanking her while trying to pound a hole in her womb, and making her yell "fuck me like a slut".
What's left?
Have you ever read an advertisement before?
my review.....
I occasionally meet providers who need to be approached with a relaxed and easy attitude in order to get the most benefit from the appointment....
however I have managed to avoid using this cliché and instead spill it out in the review...
Posting that pathetic self-serving slogan (treat her right) is for the narcissist in the poster. Nothing more than that.
If you (or any poster) feels that they need to tell someone how to approach a gal is asinine. If that is your approach...great. But to honestly portray that it's for some "readers" benefit is absurd.
I occasionally meet providers who need to be approached with a relaxed and easy attitude in order to get the most benefit from the appointment....
however I have managed to avoid using this cliché and instead spill it out in the review...
carries zero weight with me.... I will let *reasonable* people decide on the merits whether to take into account anything I report in a review, or not, as they see fit....
I actually expected something well thought out...and not just the typical "fuck off" reply.
Frankly I have had my reviews deleted fairly recently. Prior to that point I think I had written about 40-50 (through 2011) or so...but then I stopped writing them a few years back as well.
We could ask a few of your reviewed gals about you? Frankly I have...and your online bullshit is matched with your IRL bullshit. But you did pay them...so they went along nodding appreciatively to your narcissism. And that "baby's arm"...not so much 
Since I could care less if a poster is male or female...reviewed or reviewer...I base my replies on the merits of what one posts.
Your over the top nonsense is comical. And for the most part amusing. But it's as one other poster commented recently regarding you...."a creative relationship with the truth". But since you don't sell your fiction...it's simply fodder for the nice folks on TER.
Why not tell the folks here another of your tall tales? Maybe some are indeed *reasonable* and will continue to be entertained. Please make sure to tip your server. I know a man of your means can easily afford it LOL
Ie *trolling* - then - yes - that is all the reply you deserve. From now on I will simply ignore. You are not worth the time.
And here I have been thinking you are smarter than them. Guess not.
Oh sure, SOME of his posts are to bait people but I haven't seen any "dimwitted" posts from him yet, but I have only read about 1,000 of his posts so what do I know?
And just click on the "ignore user" button and that will solve your problem. That button is a big hit with the softer johns and some of the hookers here so I am sure you will enjoy it immensely.
A man like you?
So I guess your 100+ reviews make your bullshit more believable than those with none...or only a few.
Still would love to have you explain this to the class.
You didn't seem to be short on stories with some of the gals you reviewed. They found them amusing.
This is a man who:
1) Runs 10k in under 40 minutes after "decades" of hobbying and 35 years in the Navy (that's 6 consecutive sub 6.5 minute miles for a minimum 60 year old for those who don't want to do that math...yep, guys like that pass me on the track every day);
2) Has an "administrative assistant" sex toy (not just an "assistant," that might make him a plumber and we have to know he's a professional don't we?) and a girlfriend who both bend to his will and every whim;
3) Has no concern about fees and has many fine bespoke European suits (cause, you know, he's so wealthy), yet has never gone over three bones in any review as far as I could stomach going back);
4) Speaks 4 languages (bullshit being the primary);
5) Is a yoga fueled Jedi sex master;
6) Benches twice his weight (never met anyone over the age of 22 who knew or gave a shit what he could bench but whatever);
7) and only sees escorts for the thrill and variety...he certainly doesn't NEED them.
Probably leaving out a bunch of shit, maybe someone else can fill in the bullshit blanks. Such a shame, too; without e narcissism not a half bad poster.
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As I stated in a previous post, Markusketterman, like many frequent TER posters, has a "creative" relationship with the truth!
From "do you think any US ladies will like me" to schooling us all in the finer points of p4p in a few short years...the Horatio Alger of hobbying, I say!
A pauper like you probably doesn't even have one measily EXECUTIVE JET.
Thought I was riffing on a run of the mill douchebag, turns out I had the king of them!
Markus posts on TER while in session with the provider?
Just because the lady may disregard the clock, the rest of the galaxy does no such thing.
you missed the point, and the joke. Seriously, it's like you're 12...or maybe it's that you're 12.
I didn't get the joke... so I made a joke
while your presentation is annoying, I quite agree with you about the "Treat her right" thing - and in all fairness I thought I should say so....
and on reflection I further agree that it is neither my responsibility nor my purview to share anything I may have learned from my time with an provider in a review - it is for each to take their own approach and make their own discoveries - or not - as they see fit....
you caught me at a bad moment else I would have simply said so in the first place and shrugged off your attitude - there is no reason in the world why the latter should be relevant to me....
"Hey we had a great time together"...and leave it at that. Why you guys always have to add fluff to your peanut butter sandwiches is beyond me.
In business, there's been "at the end of the day", "core competency", "paradigm shift", and so on. In politics there's "throw so-and-so under the bus", "teachable moment", "gravitas", "going forward", "shovel ready", and, my favorite, "fair".
In P4P, the leader by three full lengths is "rock my world". I have no idea what that really means. How much of my world is going to get "rocked"? Will I get a concussion? Will my house collapse? Will North American remain a continent?
Can we try something different? How about "drain your swamp" or "burn your dick" or something?
Surely there's someone here with the core competency and gravitas to coin a phrase that, going forward, will be recognized as a paradigm shift in shovel ready P4P vernacular. At the end of the day, we don't need to throw anyone under a bus, and it will be a teachable moment for all. Best of all, it will be fair.
How the hell do "they" know if a gal had a great time?
Seems like it's just a projection of the paid encounter and the dude got his nuts off....so "they" figure that some gal had a great time as well.
But "they" do treat her right
In business, there's been "at the end of the day", "core competency", "paradigm shift", and so on. In politics there's "throw so-and-so under the bus", "teachable moment", "gravitas", "going forward", "shovel ready", and, my favorite, "fair".
In P4P, the leader by three full lengths is "rock my world". I have no idea what that really means. How much of my world is going to get "rocked"? Will I get a concussion? Will my house collapse? Will North American remain a continent?
Can we try something different? How about "drain your swamp" or "burn your dick" or something?
Surely there's someone here with the core competency and gravitas to coin a phrase that, going forward, will be recognized as a paradigm shift in shovel ready P4P vernacular. At the end of the day, we don't need to throw anyone under a bus, and it will be a teachable moment for all. Best of all, it will be fair.
If we did not include the gratuitous "fluff" our reviews would not be approved or published. TER demands the very acronyms and "graphic details" so many providers find loathsome. In addition TER is somewhat less than flexible in regards to format, style or creative license which further hobbles the author. If we didn't use or invent these many euphemisms you'd have over a million, bland, boiler-plate reviews redundantly saying "Hey we had a great time together".
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Agreed, but TER insists on fluff titillating detail in reviews that they claim are simply fictional stories to begin with. Of course some might argue that providers whose ads say they like "Men who keep it real here" and to dislike "Men who don't" aren't exactly setting the credibility bar very high in a very unreal sport.
if TER would change their ways. although I think we know they won't
As far as my profile and what it states, if you actually took it seriously, well then lol..........I'm simply poking a lil fun and adding a lil humor in this world. I understand not many get that as most take EVERYTHING here as GOD'S WORD and his preaching or it's the highway LOL (tis funny to me) but sorry, I'm not the religious type. I'm a spiritual being who likes doing things her own way. I'm not a big follower ya see. Good luck to you and the masses. You are not alone by a longshot, especially here.
"She fucks like a bow backed monkey" that ones always been popular at work.
One of my favorites for describing a girl next door type is "she was as cute as a speckled puppy"
How about "suck the marrow out of you're backbone" for a gal who excels at the oral arts.
Yeah I agree with ya rock you're world is over used. A simple "I'm gonna fuck the hell out of you" is all I need to here, no need to play catch phrase lol!!
“THE AMERICAN PEOPLE” in every other sentence. I feel like slapping the shit of everyone saying it.
Make out like an adult for Christ's sake. And "bullshit bullshit like a long lost lover" needs to go, too, before I get fuckin' diabetes reading this stuff.
wtf would macdaddy put in his reviews? 
First he would discuss what's happening on the RO boards...
And then needs a nap and a change of diapers.
Of course that becomes a 10/10.
The RO is super duper air tight. NOTHING escapes the manginas and gets back to the 10/10 crowd from that board. I know that's a fact b/c many manginas say so.
"We fell into each others' arms like long-lost lovers."
I do hate "treat her right" and "run, don't walk" nearly as much
How's that??
I'll use it later..
In business, there's been "at the end of the day", "core competency", "paradigm shift", and so on. In politics there's "throw so-and-so under the bus", "teachable moment", "gravitas", "going forward", "shovel ready", and, my favorite, "fair".
In P4P, the leader by three full lengths is "rock my world". I have no idea what that really means. How much of my world is going to get "rocked"? Will I get a concussion? Will my house collapse? Will North American remain a continent?
Can we try something different? How about "drain your swamp" or "burn your dick" or something?
Surely there's someone here with the core competency and gravitas to coin a phrase that, going forward, will be recognized as a paradigm shift in shovel ready P4P vernacular. At the end of the day, we don't need to throw anyone under a bus, and it will be a teachable moment for all. Best of all, it will be fair.
Sometimes when reading a review, I swear I've read the exact same phrasing before. Obviously some guys just cut and paste from other reviews. The tired old phrases mentioned by many hear just don't die with that practice.
Got your girl saying I want to do foo-foo
Got your girl at my front door in a tutu
Yeah, she got that million dollar mouth, ooh, ooh
Spenz and dyeing on a beast, say ooh, ooh
Sounds like a review written in revers
Or whatever "cup," that is just so gross sounding to me. "Pop" annoys me too, but I'll take it over the former any day.
I admit that my facility with English is perhaps limited but I've never heard similar other than in some reviews... the "lost.... cup" bit is really bizarre - the "pop" just sounds childish....
No need to go with losing a thimble....or spilling a TBL spoon. There are fantasies to be maintained.
But, a "cup"....really?...lol...
Not on my 1500 TC Egyptian cotton sheets.
But, a "cup"....really?...lol...
Not on my 1500 TC Egyptian cotton sheets.
Then again, we could try to coin a new phrase for it with a bit more panache. How about "quenched my fire", or "landed the zeppelin"? Other alternatives: "Let the dog out", "Opened the champagne", or the slightly more colorful, "Took Mrs. Hastings' pony for a walk."
Just some thoughts.
If a teaspoon to a tablespoon(for the more hydrated) is a load, then I am super, super human as I can carry a shit ton of anything that weighs a tablespoon.
"lost my load" "unloaded" - well it does *feel* that way sometimes but it is a juvenile descriptor....
I think you're softer than I thought. Not that thats a bad thing. lol
I'm just not a big fan of euphemisms.
That one bugs the shit out of me.
Steph
Aww come on Steph,
What else are they going to say after "I pounded her with my Magnum XXXL wrapped Johnson spilling cups 11 and 12 in the "bag" and ...? LOL
But I thought that wasn't on your menu? So what does it matter? Just asking.
Steph
News flash many women check on the language used in a potential client's reviews when making a decision to see him.
Steph
OK, OK, I use "bad" words some times, but sometimes "fuck" is the best
choice. Bone, hide the salami, and nail all seem juvenile and this is a "adult" board.
Steph
So now we see that a hooker can take a good beating and still stand? I know it is not meant like that but sheesh, still sounds like nothing sexy to me.
I almost posted a boxing pic but decided not to!
Steph xoxo
Why not a dick dribble, or a dick drop or a penis portion. I mean explosion??? A bit dramatic for a some come that seeps out of a urethra. Some guys get some air but explosion??????
and speaking of cringing, I cringe when I go back and read my first few reviews...ugh.
Dear Springer:
For all of your sesquipedalian friend you could say " I was in the hedonistic throes of passion" when you are describing the rising action of an erotic story.
In business, there's been "at the end of the day", "core competency", "paradigm shift", and so on. In politics there's "throw so-and-so under the bus", "teachable moment", "gravitas", "going forward", "shovel ready", and, my favorite, "fair".
In P4P, the leader by three full lengths is "rock my world". I have no idea what that really means. How much of my world is going to get "rocked"? Will I get a concussion? Will my house collapse? Will North American remain a continent?
Can we try something different? How about "drain your swamp" or "burn your dick" or something?
Surely there's someone here with the core competency and gravitas to coin a phrase that, going forward, will be recognized as a paradigm shift in shovel ready P4P vernacular. At the end of the day, we don't need to throw anyone under a bus, and it will be a teachable moment for all. Best of all, it will be fair.
But he doesn't review here any more.
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As if the insanely obnoxious and ubiquitous “who moved my cheese, six sigma, synergistic, bottom line, be a team-payer corporate koolaid is not bad enough, there is insidious group-think running amuck right here on this fuck-board.
All of that blustery “manliness” from guys calling other guys mangina's is annoying as hell. 1980 called and want's its cliche’ back.
(I figure I’ll get some shit for this one. So, treat me right guys….lol
It can be pejorative, when used regarding someone like Tidwit.
Or it can be used with respect, when used regarding someone like scoed.
And the two could not be more different.
Hint: scoed is a mangina on steroids.
and is now replaced by the much more descriptive "HeCunt"
I agree, mangina is so 1980's whereas HeCunt is so 2014. rofl
HeCunt reaks!
Steph
Nothing gets past you, does it?
Steph xoxo
I worked hard for my title of "king of manginas". Actually I am honored to be called a mangina. Really all it means is I like womenfolk for more than fucking, I am in touch with my emotions, don't always follow the bros before hoes nonsense, and don't feel the need to be all macho. I like the title.
than, "King of the HeCunts" lol
I like "a toe curling good time"
Just an expression, really, to denote that your play session went well. You came hard at least once, and you rocked her world if she did too. It's only used in reviews and online here, so what's the big deal?
Same with the business expressions. I use several in writing and conversations from time to time, so again...??
As for "drain your swamp" or "burn your dick", those seem to be negative expressions. Most of us want to think of the hobby in positive terms, and those expressions don't fit.
Thanks,
CD
My point is that we can surely have at least a few more used to describe a great session than just "rock" and "world".
As for "drain your swamp" and "burn your dick", those were in jest.
Yeah some of those terms are just plain annoying and some actually illicit visions of a not so good time.
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